sprocket had a bad day yesterday

[Randall]

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i'd say he had it coming!

[Randall]

used to have a teacher who used to fire a staple gun at you if you misbehaved in class, and another who would hit you with a metal ruler.

anybody else have any nazi teachers?

[Stran]

our maths teacher used to throw a bit of chalk at you if you got the answer wrong , until the day one of the quietist lassies in the year picked it back up and launched it straight at him , hut his glasses and broke a lenses was honestly one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life , especially as she was normally so quiet. fair to say he didnt see the funny side , but then again he never throw a bit of chalk at her again.

[Randall]

i was having a dispute with one lad in class, he had set fire to my homework previously which drew me a detention.

in maths one day when the teacher had left the room i grabbed his pencil case and launched it out the window from the third floor. the compass narrowly missed the head teacher who was passing, who predictably failed to see the funny side.

[micko]

We had one teacher (bottle nose) who used to hit us with a drumstick (not a chicken leg by the way). Another one used to throw the duster at you if she caught you talking in class, shit that bitch had a good shot, would have easily been in the top 10 of the BDO if she tried.

[micko]

Suppose we really didn't mind getting hit or having things thrown at us, with going to Catholic schools we were just happy they didn't ride us.

[Randall]

for the younger members micko you had better explain what you mean by a duster being thrown, they will think your soft as shit

[M H]

Most of my primary school teachers were nuns, evil bitches

[Randall]

went past my old junior school on my morning stagger today.

not only is it still open, it doesnt appear to have changed, right down to the murals on the wall!

[micko]

for the younger members micko you had better explain what you mean by a duster being thrown, they will think your soft as shit

It was time to duck if you were lucky enough to see one of these things heading your way.

[Randall]

doubt they even use black boards anymore?

[Randall]

doubt they even use black boards anymore?

post reported.

[Justin Credible]

Corporal Punishment was not banned in Ireland till around 1982-1983.

when I was in 6th class the final year of primary, we had a teacher a total cunt, who used to batter kids no problem.I was always fortunate to get away with shit but 2 fellas in my class were always getting slapped a lot.
I remember one time i never learned the cathecism religion book and the cunt gave me a whack of the stick across the hands and then forced me to stand along with 3 others at the side of the class, after about 2 hours I will still standing while the others were let sit as he said he did not like the way i looked at him.I begged him a couple of times for permission to go to the toilet and kept refusing.
I genuinely thought i was gonna piss myself, until he eventually left me out, i remember was legs were sore from standing in the same spot.

I went for my piss and then at that moment i decided never ever to take shit of anyone ever ever again.I went straight home, my mum asked why I was home and told her.
She decided to bring me back to school, the teacher denied hitting me.After that he never hit me again and my mum told me not to tell my dad, as my dad would have seen to the teacher and would only make things worse.

I decided this cunt will pay.Ne drove an orange color type fiat miafiori( a shit of a car)so let his tyres down on a couple of occassions but my pride was my mum used to bake appletarts for my brothers and i for our lunch.
The teacher cunt use to always hover around and would say things like 2that looks really nice2 expecting us to offer him some.I knew he would do that one morning so one day wiped my hand of my ass and waited til I was covered in sweat wiped my hand on my arse and then and wiped it all over the appletart and waited for the cunt to ask me.
Sure enough he did, I sat there smirking at the pig as he ate it licking his lips.


I remember around 10 years later I was drinking one monday morning and after a few pints was strolling up the road to the next local pub with my buddy and here comes the same teacher, with a class of 12 year olds with them visiting the church like i did when that age in his class getting ready for their confirmation.

He stopped looked at me and waved and called out "how are you master gary"
To which I replied , "fuck off you prick, and if you even look at me i will go over there and break your arms and legs in front of the whole class".
Was precious,,,,the kids laughed , he went beetroot rid and i was pissing myself laughing as i walked away.
I would never have done it but he did not know that and after the way he tortured kids I suspect he was not willing to take that chance

[DrZoidberg]

its the way you tell 'em, gaz!

[doG]

I had a Math teacher who used to bring an M16 and a belt of hand grenades into class and if you got an answer wrong during question time he used to empty a mag at your feet, bullets would ricochet off the concrete floor around the room causing various disfiguring injuries and death to other pupils. He always left the class first when the bell rang and lobbed a few grenades into the room to clear it out.

Moral of the story, always sit up front in Math class.

[Randall]

I had a Math teacher who used to bring an M16 and a belt of hand grenades into class and if you got answer wrong during question time he used to empty a mag at your feet, bullets would ricochet off the concrete floor around the room causing various disfiguring injuries and death to other pupils. He always left the class first when the bell rand and lobbed a few grenades into the room to clear it out.

Moral of the story, always sit up front in Math class.