2024 European Tour

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun May 26, 2024 9:44 pm

Rogg wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:39 pm Please make him wear safety shoes for the photos.
ha ha

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun May 26, 2024 9:46 pm

fuuny josh.
happy as a little kid off to the side during clayton's interview.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sun May 26, 2024 9:47 pm

Jonny got Josh snot on his shirt.
not a girl

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun May 26, 2024 9:49 pm

Rogg wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:47 pm Jonny got Josh snot on his shirt.
At least it's not cock snot

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun May 26, 2024 9:50 pm

Rogg wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:47 pm Jonny got Josh snot on his shirt.
ha ha. that's gross!

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun May 26, 2024 9:52 pm

skweezit wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:50 pm
Rogg wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:47 pm Jonny got Josh snot on his shirt.
ha ha. that's gross!
Not as much as cock snot would have been.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by The Thorn » Sun May 26, 2024 9:56 pm

Can't beat a bit of Cock Snot
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by thegentle » Sun May 26, 2024 10:56 pm

Not bad for a player who has apparently been held back 2 or 3 years by all the hype...
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun May 26, 2024 11:14 pm

He's very talented, i just hope he stops talking in the 3rd person.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon May 27, 2024 1:23 am

shenmue wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 11:14 pm He's very talented, i just hope he stops talking in the 3rd person.
There are quite a few players that do that..

Very odd

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Mon May 27, 2024 3:01 am

He's a weird cat, there's no doubt about it.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Randall » Mon May 27, 2024 6:44 am

Disappointing result
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by oche balboa » Mon May 27, 2024 12:02 pm

1 Luke Littler 62.5
2 Rob Cross 58.5
3 Luke Humphries 56
4 Martin Schindler 55.5
5 Josh Rock 46
6 Michael van Gerwen 41
7 Danny Noppert 40.5
8 Gerwyn Price 39
9 Ross Smith 34.5
10 Gary Anderson 34
11 Stephen Bunting 31
12 Ryan Searle 28
13 Jonny Clayton 26
14 Ritchie Edhouse 24
15 Chris Dobey 24
16 Joe Cullen 24
17 Jermaine Wattimena 18.5
18 Damon Heta 18
19 Gian van Veen 17.5
20 Ricardo Pietreczko 16.5
21 Luke Woodhouse 16
22 Dave Chisnall 16
23 Daryl Gurney 15.5
24 Brendan Dolan 15
25 Mike De Decker 13.75
26 Gabriel Clemens 12.5
27 Dimitri Van den Bergh 11.5
28 Richard Veenstra 11.5
29 Madars Razma 11
30 Cameron Menzies 10.5
31 Peter Wright 10.5
32 James Wade 10
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33 Nathan Aspinall 10
34 Andrew Gilding 9
35 Michael Smith 8
36 Ryan Joyce 8
37 Raymond van Barneveld 7.5
38 Franz Roetzsch 6.5
39 Dom Taylor 6.25
40 Niels Zonneveld 6.25
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by 1205 » Mon May 27, 2024 2:52 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 1:23 am
shenmue wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 11:14 pm He's very talented, i just hope he stops talking in the 3rd person.
There are quite a few players that do that..

Very odd
While it's often taken as a sign of a massive ego, it can a device used for other reasons.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon May 27, 2024 3:06 pm

He’s got it from OShea I think
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Mon May 27, 2024 4:16 pm

some players got the stuffing crushed out of them,
some were just battered and bruised,
hearts were trampled on,
minds were blown,
eyes got poked,
legs were broken,
but it's nice to know that no toes were lost at the Elten Safety Shoes dutch darts championship.

oh sure. schindler did fall down running up the stage stairs in his match vs rock (did you notice how rock leaped over that particular step when he ran up the stairs?)
but again, all toes came through intact and unscathed.

a wonderful success.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Mon May 27, 2024 5:58 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:10 pm
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:06 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:03 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
What did you eat today?
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate
Please stop with the personal questions, you're invading my privacy.
Any edging sessions recenty mate?
I have training sessions 3 times a week on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday. It's a long road, but with the support of my boyfriend i will succeed.
Training is canceled for tonight. I'll be spamming the gaff instead.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Mon May 27, 2024 6:04 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 5:58 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:10 pm
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:06 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:03 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm

What did you eat today?
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm

I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate
Please stop with the personal questions, you're invading my privacy.
Any edging sessions recenty mate?
I have training sessions 3 times a week on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday. It's a long road, but with the support of my boyfriend i will succeed.
Training is canceled for tonight. I'll be spamming the gaff instead.
You do you Bob, i salute you whatever you decide to do.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Mon May 27, 2024 6:05 pm

shenmue wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 6:04 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 5:58 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:10 pm
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:06 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:03 pm



Please stop with the personal questions, you're invading my privacy.
Any edging sessions recenty mate?
I have training sessions 3 times a week on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday. It's a long road, but with the support of my boyfriend i will succeed.
Training is canceled for tonight. I'll be spamming the gaff instead.
You do you Bob, i salute you whatever you decide to do.
It's not like I have a choice mate. The trainer was diagnosed with HIV today.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Mon May 27, 2024 6:06 pm

Praying for you Bob in these difficult times mate.

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