Politics

[Rogg]

How comprehensively would one be permitted to spoil one's ballot paper?

[HalloweenJack]

How comprehensively would one be permitted to spoil one's ballot paper?
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To be confirmed…….

[The Thorn]

Elle Brooke v Paige Vanzant tonight

[The Thorn]

Elle Brooke v Paige Vanzant tonight

Nevermind, wrong thread

[Emulsfier]

National service

[Randall]

The army couldn't help this generation of spoilt brats

[Rogg]

Tories pumping out their New Era fantasy pledges with Q-School on the horizon.

[Potter's Lake]

It's like a sketch show. Hey Labour, try these ideas on for size, let us know which ones you like.

[Jimmi]

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

1) Longer prison sentences for shoplifters.
2) Cheesemaking becomes part of the national curriculum
3) Ensure Chick-fil-a is widespread across the U.K.
4) Every household in the U.K. should be made to have a copy of Nevermind the Bollocks here’s the Sex Pistols album
5) Appoint John Fury as Home secretary
6) Anybody found guilty of being cruel to animals gets publicly flogged as well as a huge fine and possible prison sentence.
7) Appoint James Wade as Foreign secretary.
8) Fine people that drop litter and failure to pick up dog shit £1000
9) Double the price of tobacco products
10) Make voting compulsory ( this can include spoiling the ballot paper.

Other than 5 and 7
Solid efforts

They were just for shits and giggles.

I’d get behind #6

[Captain Hobo]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

Bump.

[ChrisW]

Dutch now have a lot in common with the UK.
A 'Dick' is running the country

[The Thorn]

What do we know about him Chris

[Emulsfier]

SNP failing to vote to get rid of the bastard who nicked 11k from the taxpayer and then lied and lied to parliament about it. Tribalism at its finest.

[HalloweenJack]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

Bump.

Weighing up the options. The fact our PM called the election suddenly hasn’t helped. The money isn’t an issue but I would need to get some leaflets printed. Also I was planning to be away when the election is due although that can be moved.
All banter aside regarding which seat I would possibly be standing in. It was always likely to be the one where I live which would be the Bolsover constituency, however last general election there were 2 independents. Between them they polled 2.1% of the total vote. I don’t really want to stand in a seat with multiple independent candidates. There are neighbouring constituencies I could consider. Possibly one of the Sheffield seats.
I have until June 7th.

[Randall]

Still not seen a second of anything about this bollocks

[Tommo]

[Potter's Lake]

Still not seen a second of anything about this bollocks

Much the same with anything decided on a Thursday.

[tungsten tossers]

[ChrisW]

What do we know about him Chris

I had never heard of him before his nomination but I don't follow Dutch politics very closely.
BBC did a piece on him yesterday.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3ggvg9ye83o

[Captain Hobo]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

Bump.

Weighing up the options. The fact our PM called the election suddenly hasn’t helped. The money isn’t an issue but I would need to get some leaflets printed. Also I was planning to be away when the election is due although that can be moved.
All banter aside regarding which seat I would possibly be standing in. It was always likely to be the one where I live which would be the Bolsover constituency, however last general election there were 2 independents. Between them they polled 2.1% of the total vote. I don’t really want to stand in a seat with multiple independent candidates. There are neighbouring constituencies I could consider. Possibly one of the Sheffield seats.
I have until June 7th.

I'm currently reading about Dennis Skinner, seems a colourful chap.