2024 European Tour

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 6:46 pm

.Scatman. wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 6:44 pm Two grannies to start the night.
Careful, you might get obese Rooney excited

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 25, 2024 6:49 pm

1205 wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 6:33 pm
skweezit wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 4:15 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 4:04 pm
skweezit wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 4:04 pm c'mon searle.
find the pocket.

wade 2-1
This isnt snooker mate.
something the 1205 said the other day piqued my interest.
is it true that y'all don't call it shooting pool over there?
if not, what do you call it?
We play pool and darts.

But, we do refer to shots in cue sports and darts, so British people insulting Merkins for saying shoot instead of play are being a bit dense and should stop referring to shots in darts.
(It does sound funny to hear "shoot darts", even through we're used to "shoot pool" from exposure to American culture.)

Maybe it's just that British people don't have as many guns. We'd be much more likely to knife darts, or, particularly in Scotland, glass darts.

(Bonus language difference: in cue sports we pot balls rather than sink them. A pot is also a shot that sinks a ball).
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by ChrisW » Sat May 25, 2024 6:54 pm

The caller from yesterday now marking.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 6:54 pm

This could be a classic

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Post by skweezit » Sat May 25, 2024 6:54 pm

dirk up against the pdc's scratch and sniff guy.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Sat May 25, 2024 6:57 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 6:54 pm This could be a classic
And shite, at the same time. What a wonderful world.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 6:59 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 6:57 pm
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 6:54 pm This could be a classic
And shite, at the same time. What a wonderful world.
The beauty of life is that anything Is possible

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 6:59 pm

Cock is on fire

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Post by ChrisW » Sat May 25, 2024 7:00 pm

A new improved umberella girl :)

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Sat May 25, 2024 7:00 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 6:59 pm Cock is on fire
Sounds very painful.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm

I ate something today.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:00 pm
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 6:59 pm Cock is on fire
Sounds very painful.
I hate the cunt so this is painful viewing

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
What did you eat today?
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Sat May 25, 2024 7:03 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
What did you eat today?
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate
Please stop with the personal questions, you're invading my privacy.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 25, 2024 7:04 pm

4-1 rocky
this is going by very quickly.
maybe josh is cooking minute rice?

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Sat May 25, 2024 7:05 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate
I had chicken wings at my favourote wings place. Cracking stuff.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 7:06 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:03 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
What did you eat today?
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate
Please stop with the personal questions, you're invading my privacy.
Any edging sessions recenty mate?

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sat May 25, 2024 7:07 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:05 pm
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate
I had chicken wings at my favourote wings place. Cracking stuff.
I do like chicken wings, it's a cracking little choice

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Sat May 25, 2024 7:10 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:06 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:03 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
What did you eat today?
shenmue wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:02 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:01 pm I ate something today.
I'm eating a extra hot chicken Tikka masala right now, what did you have mate
Please stop with the personal questions, you're invading my privacy.
Any edging sessions recenty mate?
I have training sessions 3 times a week on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday. It's a long road, but with the support of my boyfriend i will succeed.
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