Politics

[The Thorn]

[Captain Hobo]

Go on Rishi, take a bite...

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[Safc]

[oche balboa]

Hahahaha

[Randall]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

[oche balboa]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Has he got your vote?

[Rogg]

What's funny about the Sunak bread? I don't get it.

[The Thorn]

What's funny about the Sunak bread? I don't get it.

[Randall]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Has he got your vote?

Nope

[The Thorn]

Also Rishi is just very awkward looking at that loaf of bread. It's a running joke/criticism with him that he is completely unable to relate to the daily life of normal people. Like asking that dude in the soup kitchen if he works in business

[Potter's Lake]

[HalloweenJack]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

[Randall]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

[tungsten tossers]

[Safc]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

Anyone named Kevin Painter and James Wade will be sealed in a cave

[HalloweenJack]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

1) Longer prison sentences for shoplifters.
2) Cheesemaking becomes part of the national curriculum
3) Ensure Chick-fil-a is widespread across the U.K.
4) Every household in the U.K. should be made to have a copy of Nevermind the Bollocks here’s the Sex Pistols album
5) Appoint John Fury as Home secretary
6) Anybody found guilty of being cruel to animals gets publicly flogged as well as a huge fine and possible prison sentence.
7) Appoint James Wade as Foreign secretary.
8) Fine people that drop litter and failure to pick up dog shit £1000
9) Double the price of tobacco products
10) Make voting compulsory ( this can include spoiling the ballot paper)

[Ross, Bob]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

1) Longer prison sentences for shoplifters.
2) Cheesemaking becomes part of the national curriculum
3) Ensure Chick-fil-a is widespread across the U.K.
4) Every household in the U.K. should be made to have a copy of Nevermind the Bollocks here’s the Sex Pistols album
5) Appoint John Fury as Home secretary
6) Anybody found guilty of being cruel to animals gets publicly flogged as well as a huge fine and possible prison sentence.
7) Appoint James Wade as Foreign secretary.
8) Fine people that drop litter and failure to pick up dog shit £1000
9) Double the price of tobacco products
10) Make voting compulsory ( this can include spoiling the ballot paper.

11) correct use of parentheses.

[Randall]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

1) Longer prison sentences for shoplifters.
2) Cheesemaking becomes part of the national curriculum
3) Ensure Chick-fil-a is widespread across the U.K.
4) Every household in the U.K. should be made to have a copy of Nevermind the Bollocks here’s the Sex Pistols album
5) Appoint John Fury as Home secretary
6) Anybody found guilty of being cruel to animals gets publicly flogged as well as a huge fine and possible prison sentence.
7) Appoint James Wade as Foreign secretary.
8) Fine people that drop litter and failure to pick up dog shit £1000
9) Double the price of tobacco products
10) Make voting compulsory ( this can include spoiling the ballot paper.

Other than 5 and 7
Solid efforts

[HalloweenJack]

To be fair to the local mp round here
Although he is obviously a cunt he is very active in the area and has done some good locally.
It's just a shame for him his party has completely fucked the country over.

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

1) Longer prison sentences for shoplifters.
2) Cheesemaking becomes part of the national curriculum
3) Ensure Chick-fil-a is widespread across the U.K.
4) Every household in the U.K. should be made to have a copy of Nevermind the Bollocks here’s the Sex Pistols album
5) Appoint John Fury as Home secretary
6) Anybody found guilty of being cruel to animals gets publicly flogged as well as a huge fine and possible prison sentence.
7) Appoint James Wade as Foreign secretary.
8) Fine people that drop litter and failure to pick up dog shit £1000
9) Double the price of tobacco products
10) Make voting compulsory ( this can include spoiling the ballot paper.

Other than 5 and 7
Solid efforts

They were just for shits and giggles.

[Randall]

Don’t you worry mate. I am considering standing in your seat. I am making my decision next week.

What will be your policy?

1) Longer prison sentences for shoplifters.
2) Cheesemaking becomes part of the national curriculum
3) Ensure Chick-fil-a is widespread across the U.K.
4) Every household in the U.K. should be made to have a copy of Nevermind the Bollocks here’s the Sex Pistols album
5) Appoint John Fury as Home secretary
6) Anybody found guilty of being cruel to animals gets publicly flogged as well as a huge fine and possible prison sentence.
7) Appoint James Wade as Foreign secretary.
8) Fine people that drop litter and failure to pick up dog shit £1000
9) Double the price of tobacco products
10) Make voting compulsory ( this can include spoiling the ballot paper.

Other than 5 and 7
Solid efforts

They were just for shits and giggles.

1,4,6 and 8 I'm in