ADC Darts (formerly MAD)

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ADC Vault Results

Motherwell - Ian McCaskill (68.81)
Newtonabbey - Perry McClenaghan (66.33)
Fairbourne - Noel Coward (72.49)
South Wigton - Ben McClelland (74.17)
Manchester - Steve Reynolds (80.79)
East Grinstead - Joe Shanahan (69.99)
Livingston - Steven Johnstone (81.48)
Milton Keynes - Nathan Beckett (82.54)
Fleetwood - Todd Richardson (67.26)
Middlesbrough - Colin Smith (68.41)
York - Andy Harland (74.91)
Stevenage - Barry Davies (64.62)
Newport - Mike Huntley (78.56)
Wrexham - Paul Dulson (80.01)
Bedford - Connor Arberry (71.31)
Stockton - Jamie Ovens (80.66)
Gloucester - Johnny Haines (84.31)
Malvern - Matt Metrovich (73.73)
Llangefni - "Spud" Thomas (70.45)
Newbury - Joshua Burksfield.(86.85)
Northwich - Johnny Rathbone (72.25)
Dawley - Daniel Astbury (87.29)
Stone - Gareth Pass (81.11)
Carlisle - Mark Storey (70.23)
Banbury - Richard Meadows (72.66)
Hertford - Thomas Banks (80.02)
Merthyr - Lee Williams (71.23)
Rugby - Kevin Painter (81.31)
Gillingham - Daniel Todd (79.23)
Walsall - Ryan O'Connor (78.85)
Cray - David Wawrzewski (78.81)
Kidderminster - Reece Colley (79.46)
Halesowen - Chris Williams (65.73)

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ADC Ireland

Tipperary - Aidan O'Hara (74.01)
Dublin - Philly Talbot (66.01)
Meath - Jimmy Murphy (70.93)
Leitrim - Raymond Mulvey (79.79)
Carlow - Andrew Murphy (75.95)

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"Joshua Bucksfield"

[1205]

"Joshua Bucksfield"

For anybody who can't figure out the cryptic message, his name is actually Joshua Burksfield.

[Sheep Shagger]

Played in the Witney event tonight, won my group, won my quarter final and ended up playing a guy called ade larner in the semi finals.
What a cheating cunt, he won the first two, I won the third and he threw first on the 4th and walked straight back up the oche straight into my face, I had a pop and apparently I was too loud drinking my drink.
I called him a cheating cunt, which he is, he took exception and squared up to me in the usual fanny fashion on please hold me back.....
I said if you want to cheat to win the game then just fucking have it, apparently you can't do that and have to play the game out so I just threw for the sake of it.
Thankfully lost in the final but cheating twats like this should be nowhere near a date board, and yes I should have knocked the twat out.

[Sheep Shagger]

Played in the Witney event tonight, won my group, won my quarter final and ended up playing a guy called ade larner in the semi finals.
What a cheating cunt, he won the first two, I won the third and he threw first on the 4th and walked straight back up the oche straight into my face, I had a pop and apparently I was too loud drinking my drink.
I called him a cheating cunt, which he is, he took exception and squared up to me in the usual fanny fashion on please hold me back.....
I said if you want to cheat to win the game then just fucking have it, apparently you can't do that and have to play the game out so I just threw for the sake of it.
Thankfully lost in the final but cheating twats like this should be nowhere near a date board, and yes I should have knocked the twat out.

If the wife hadn't have been with me I would have twatted him.
Never will understand why people need to cheat to try and win.

[daveboygreen]

Played in the Witney event tonight, won my group, won my quarter final and ended up playing a guy called ade larner in the semi finals.
What a cheating cunt, he won the first two, I won the third and he threw first on the 4th and walked straight back up the oche straight into my face, I had a pop and apparently I was too loud drinking my drink.
I called him a cheating cunt, which he is, he took exception and squared up to me in the usual fanny fashion on please hold me back.....
I said if you want to cheat to win the game then just fucking have it, apparently you can't do that and have to play the game out so I just threw for the sake of it.
Thankfully lost in the final but cheating twats like this should be nowhere near a date board, and yes I should have knocked the twat out.

If the wife hadn't have been with me I would have twatted him.
Never will understand why people need to cheat to try and win.

Fuck off Nick, You couldn't punch your way out of a wet fucking paper bag you soppy little cunt.

[Sheep Shagger]

Played in the Witney event tonight, won my group, won my quarter final and ended up playing a guy called ade larner in the semi finals.
What a cheating cunt, he won the first two, I won the third and he threw first on the 4th and walked straight back up the oche straight into my face, I had a pop and apparently I was too loud drinking my drink.
I called him a cheating cunt, which he is, he took exception and squared up to me in the usual fanny fashion on please hold me back.....
I said if you want to cheat to win the game then just fucking have it, apparently you can't do that and have to play the game out so I just threw for the sake of it.
Thankfully lost in the final but cheating twats like this should be nowhere near a date board, and yes I should have knocked the twat out.

If the wife hadn't have been with me I would have twatted him.
Never will understand why people need to cheat to try and win.

Fuck off Nick, You couldn't punch your way out of a wet fucking paper bag you soppy little cunt.

Good point, I'll try to remember to remove the wet paper bag first.

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Played in the Witney event tonight, won my group, won my quarter final and ended up playing a guy called ade larner in the semi finals.
What a cheating cunt, he won the first two, I won the third and he threw first on the 4th and walked straight back up the oche straight into my face, I had a pop and apparently I was too loud drinking my drink.
I called him a cheating cunt, which he is, he took exception and squared up to me in the usual fanny fashion on please hold me back.....
I said if you want to cheat to win the game then just fucking have it, apparently you can't do that and have to play the game out so I just threw for the sake of it.
Thankfully lost in the final but cheating twats like this should be nowhere near a date board, and yes I should have knocked the twat out.

Seems like a cunt

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Played in the Witney event tonight, won my group, won my quarter final and ended up playing a guy called ade larner in the semi finals.
What a cheating cunt, he won the first two, I won the third and he threw first on the 4th and walked straight back up the oche straight into my face, I had a pop and apparently I was too loud drinking my drink.
I called him a cheating cunt, which he is, he took exception and squared up to me in the usual fanny fashion on please hold me back.....
I said if you want to cheat to win the game then just fucking have it, apparently you can't do that and have to play the game out so I just threw for the sake of it.
Thankfully lost in the final but cheating twats like this should be nowhere near a date board, and yes I should have knocked the twat out.

If the wife hadn't have been with me I would have twatted him.
Never will understand why people need to cheat to try and win.

Fuck off Nick, You couldn't punch your way out of a wet fucking paper bag you soppy little cunt.

Coming from an idiot who was 2nd best to Adrian Gaspar & missed a punching bag... this is rich

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Great player is Larner. Oxfordshire A and a policeman, would've been hilarious if you'd swung at him.

[Sheep Shagger]

Great player is Larner. Oxfordshire A and a policeman, would've been hilarious if you'd swung at him.

I'd have done some damage to his knee lol.
Must admit, haven't encountered that before, walked straight back along the oche into my face.
If you've got to resort to acting like that to win then you ain't that great a player imo.

[ChrisW]

Could it be ILAD?

[Sheep Shagger]

Could it be ILAD?

I think he's a Geordie if I remember right.

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Oul Angry Neil.

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222 players have entered at the weekend (https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/ ... eO/entries)

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62 in the ladies (https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/ ... yB/entries)

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Wednesday 22nd May

Widnes - Robbie Gorst (75.41)
Wescott - Scott Marsh (68.47)
Abbotts Langley - Glen Young (77.50)
Stonehaven - Mark Lees (67.83)
Wrexham - Shane Hayward (81.52)
Peterhead - Danny Trueman (73.23)
Morecambe - Mick Oversby (76.47)
Stoke - John Burgess (72.33)
Connah Quay - Shaun Thompson (69.87)
Dursley - Kieran Smith (69.95)
Barnsley - Claran Forde (80.97)
Ferndale - Jeff Bass (75.49)
Rugby - Karl Reynolds (76.36)
Crowborough - Carl Wilson (81.42)
Falkirk - Steven Johnstone (86.25)
Andover - Jamie Kelling (79.68)
Syston - Alex Long (75.20)
Banbridge - Richard McKee (81.24)
Wallasey - Lleyton Molyneux (77.48)
Bodmin - Martin Smith (80.20)
Witney - Tom Baughan (77.04)
Aylesbury - Sean Holley (77.16)
Bridlington - Jacob Bell (84.85)
Antrim - Richard McGahey (72.63)
Feltham - Nigel Prior (73.69)
Marlborough - Josh McCarthy (84.43)
Aberdeen - Scott Campbell (92.86)
Burntwood - Dan Hands (68.84)
Arbroath - Daniel Barclay (67.39)

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ADC ireland

Cork - Callum Coade (67.26)
Slane - PJ Leonard (80.79)
Meath - Peter Smith (61.38)
Waterford - Dean Finn-Forde (82.60)
Edenberry - Conal Farrell (73.27)
Limerick - Gerry Burke (64.34)

[daveboygreen]

Played in the Witney event tonight, won my group, won my quarter final and ended up playing a guy called ade larner in the semi finals.
What a cheating cunt, he won the first two, I won the third and he threw first on the 4th and walked straight back up the oche straight into my face, I had a pop and apparently I was too loud drinking my drink.
I called him a cheating cunt, which he is, he took exception and squared up to me in the usual fanny fashion on please hold me back.....
I said if you want to cheat to win the game then just fucking have it, apparently you can't do that and have to play the game out so I just threw for the sake of it.
Thankfully lost in the final but cheating twats like this should be nowhere near a date board, and yes I should have knocked the twat out.

If the wife hadn't have been with me I would have twatted him.
Never will understand why people need to cheat to try and win.

Fuck off Nick, You couldn't punch your way out of a wet fucking paper bag you soppy little cunt.

Coming from an idiot who was 2nd best to Adrian Gaspar & missed a punching bag... this is rich

You just stick to trying to hide from people in venues you chicken shit cunt.