2024 European Tour

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Sat May 11, 2024 12:29 pm

A new low for Rock. 🤮
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sat May 11, 2024 12:31 pm

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 11, 2024 12:33 pm

hey, bring that scratch-and-sniff guy over here...

...smells like losing, seasoned with nutmeg. no, not nutmeg...hype.
and it's been overcooked a tad.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 11, 2024 12:47 pm

in anatomy, the chin is also called the mental protuberance.
form your own joke.

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go superchin!

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sat May 11, 2024 1:01 pm

0/6 on the ET for Dirk this year is truly pathetic
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Sat May 11, 2024 1:03 pm

DivingJobber is in a sad state.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sat May 11, 2024 1:08 pm

Cmon blind Hobo
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 11, 2024 1:08 pm

thought this would be guaranteed points for us gurney pickers in the prediction comp,
but in the 1st half, dirk was having none of that.

from 3-3 to 6-3 for the irish man.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 11, 2024 1:24 pm

if someone started off a game with a 180 against me, I'd fold immediately.

but wait, there's more...

I'd fold into a beautiful origami swan and after the match
he'd have to deal with a congratulatory handful of wing sweat.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat May 11, 2024 1:26 pm

Great game, get in there Searle!
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by The Thorn » Sat May 11, 2024 1:59 pm

Well played Smudger

Heta v Van Veen could be alien standard
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 11, 2024 2:00 pm

ha ha
woody goes to throw the crowd his stem & flight and drops it behind his back.
grip issues, I guess.
aspinal would've reset before that toss.

6-4 ross.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat May 11, 2024 2:02 pm

C'mon Gian

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sat May 11, 2024 2:04 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 2:02 pm C'mon Gian
Afternoon tt, and +1.
not a girl

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Tommo » Sat May 11, 2024 2:05 pm

What a complete fucking cunt Heta is.
They're all here!

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat May 11, 2024 2:06 pm

Rogg wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 2:04 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 2:02 pm C'mon Gian
Afternoon tt, and +1.
Afternoon Rogg

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat May 11, 2024 2:06 pm

Tommo wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 2:05 pm What a complete fucking cunt Heta is.
This

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat May 11, 2024 2:23 pm

Good player though
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sat May 11, 2024 2:24 pm

good go to both.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat May 11, 2024 2:41 pm

‘Come on Wadey’
‘For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted’

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