The Thorn's Tedious Tirades. Latest: On the road to nowhere.

[Randall]

Not sure many here know this album but To Pimp A Butterfly is a masterpiece. I'm listening and will never get bored of it.

Nope

[Captain Hobo]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

How's the progress?

[Ross, Bob]

[The Thorn]

At work event. 4 gin tonics deep. Going for another one.

[The Thorn]

Thread title ain't changed in 6 months

Do better Senna

[The Thorn]

Pretending to be drunk or pretending to have a job doesn't count. It's low hanging fruit. Make an effort

[Wolflanternbumbag]

Scum

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Pretending to be drunk or pretending to have a job doesn't count. It's low hanging fruit. Make an effort

But you’re doing both of those things.

[ChrisW]

At work event. 4 gin tonics deep. Going for another one.

Serious liquer!
We are having a start-up thing at the office tomorrow.
Only booze ordered was fecking radler

[The Thorn]

At work event. 4 gin tonics deep. Going for another one.

Serious liquer!
We are having a start-up thing at the office tomorrow.
Only booze ordered was fecking radler

BYOB

Man up lad

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Fuck off

[The Thorn]

Burger King is sobering me up right

[The Thorn]

Elf slut

[HalloweenJack]

Elf slut

‘Insightful’

[sennafan24]

[The Thorn]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

How's the progress?

Started learning French on Duolingo

That must count for something

[Cooking with Sanchez]

I suppose it’s the closest country to Scotland if you ever get out of the house.

[ChrisW]

Can you learn geography on duolingo too?

[Rogg]

Can you learn geography on duolingo too?

Answer this in French please Thorny.

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Wee bee in Wadey’s bonnet today. So giddy he couldn’t avoid the whoosh.