Spring clean

[macca]

Why didn't the builders take the crap away mate?

cause its all my crap mate i employed the brickies the rest we did ourselves. windows, electrics, plumbing, roof, etc,

check i paid for the plasterers and tilers but only because i was running into a rich seam of overtime, why pull my nackers out at home when i can pinch money at work,

the shite will eventually go but the mixer is fucking priceless the work it has done is immense

[M H]

Fair play mate, I wouldn't know where to start on the windows etc

[macca]

it was horsework mate i mixed and kept 2 shit hot brickies going for 6 weekends i was fucked by the end of each day,
the windows was easy, good job i did'nt measure em, the hardest bit was digging out a pit in the garage i fucked myself up doing that ended up having a couple of days on the sick

[D & B]

Fuckin Cards, Christmas cards, Birthday cards, good luck cards, bags and bags of fuckin cards........ They are everywhere in my house, will the missus throw them out....Not a chance.

[Duplicate 1]

There is a lot round my house that i need to clean

[Justin Credible]

There is a lot round my house that i need to clean

when I was single I could find anything i owned even in the dark,,,I knew where everything was,since I got married as soon as I put something down its gone,

[D & B]

There is a lot round my house that i need to clean

when I was single I could find anything i owned even in the dark,,,I knew where everything was,since I got married as soon as I put something down its gone,

When I was single most of my stuff was hidden under tissues..

[Duplicate 1]

There is a lot round my house that i need to clean

when I was single I could find anything i owned even in the dark,,,I knew where everything was,since I got married as soon as I put something down its gone,

When I was single most of my stuff was hidden under tissues..

[Furious Wolfie 180]

Her in doors is a serial hoarder......pain in the arse.

The garage is stuffed full of shite...

[D & B]

Plates, crockery, saucepans, cups and glasses.... cupboards filled to the brim with them, only tiime they get chucked out is when they are in pieces. On several occasions my butter fingers have been used to great effect.

[M H]

We have another addition to the "Too good to miss cupboard". A telephone Betty bought for £3 at a boot sale that don't work. Give me strength!

[Randall]

was it noisys stand?

[M H]

He buy's at the boot sales and sells on Ebay mate. What were we talking about earlier?

[sat]

My house is full of stuff. I need a bigger house to accomodate more.
It's not that I am averse to chucking stuff away, am just lazy. And it would involve going to the garage where the bin lives.

[The Ginge Reaper]

My spare bedroom is a stockroom at the moment. A right mess.

[Justin Credible]

Myself and the wife have a 3 bedroom house, we got no kids and she says we aint got enough space.

We would if we dumped the stuff i class as shite.
One bedroom is like a huge wardrobe / stockroom

[doG]

welcome to my world mate i have an old cement mixer, 50yd of skirting board, 30 bags of sand, cement, and plaster, a tent, and a load of other shite in me garage, and a beautiful alfa rusting on the drive

That Alfa will surely rust away, they are made from old recycled Sardine tins.
I suggest you erect the tent in the driveway, leave the road side open. Then make up a watery bucket of that plaster and spray the tent so it becomes stiff. Then slowly day by day make up a little cement and each day applying another layer until you have created your very own 'MAN CAVE' !
You can then park the Rust bucket in the Man Cave, and have room to set up the dart board and a bar !

doG