Best things happened to you today

[Ross, Bob]

Fucking hell... My mobile has slipped out of my pocket this morning. I have a huge luck, an old lady found it, who took it to a Vodafone store. I'm very happy because of there are still honest people in Hungary. Imagine that what would happened if a gypsy found it.............

Or my butler.

[Rogg]

I saw about a dozen ducklings.

[The Ginge Reaper]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

[Rogg]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

what prompted you to get that done? Were you experiencing hearing flattening?

[Randall]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

I used to love having that done

[Rogg]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

I used to love having that done

does it make a nice wooshing sound?

[Randall]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

I used to love having that done

does it make a nice wooshing sound?

Yes
Then you get this pulsing sensation as it pushes against the wax and then suddenly you can hear

[Rogg]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

I used to love having that done

does it make a nice wooshing sound?

Yes
Then you get this pulsing sensation as it pushes against the wax and then suddenly you can hear

Sounds quite satisfying that. An eargasm.

[TheMalteseDart]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

Is it expensive?

[Rogg]

Trigger will do it for a few drinks with his black & decker.

[Randall]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

I used to love having that done

does it make a nice wooshing sound?

Yes
Then you get this pulsing sensation as it pushes against the wax and then suddenly you can hear

Sounds quite satisfying that. An eargasm.

It's very satisfying

[The Ginge Reaper]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

what prompted you to get that done? Were you experiencing hearing flattening?

Went swimming at Butlins on the Saturday morning. Left the pool unable to hear out my right ear properly for the rest of the weekend. Went to docs on Monday last week and said its chokka with wax, get some drops and if that doesnt shift it, book a syringing in. Drops worked but not fully.

So thats what I did this afternoon (was free of charge, god bless the NHS). Felt fucking weird and for some odd reason made me cough.
But yes, the difference once the wax came out was remarkable.

[Rogg]

I just had my ear syringed. Fuck, its a revelation.

what prompted you to get that done? Were you experiencing hearing flattening?

Went swimming at Butlins on the Saturday morning. Left the pool unable to hear out my right ear properly for the rest of the weekend. Went to docs on Monday last week and said its chokka with wax, get some drops and if that doesnt shift it, book a syringing in. Drops worked but not fully.

So thats what I did this afternoon (was free of charge, god bless the NHS). Felt fucking weird and for some odd reason made me cough.
But yes, the difference once the wax came out was remarkable.

Interesting. My right ear is a bit funny sometimes, it feels a bit dulled. I never really thought about people around our time of life having a big wax buildup.

[The Thorn]

We have an ear cleaning thread for anyone interested

viewtopic.php?t=10988

[tungsten tossers]

Had it done many years ago..My hearing was amazing afterwards

[Randall]

Can't risk it with my ear sadly

[Tommo]

Doctors round here won't do ear syringing and haven't for years. And how the fuck did you get a doctors appointment so quick Ginge?

[Randall]

My opticians do it bizarrely

[Ross, Bob]

Woke up this morning and found out my neighbour died.

[Randall]

Woke up this morning and found out my neighbour died.

Man I would love that