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Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:03 pm Phil Taylor - Arsenal
Man United surely?
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

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Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:05 pm
Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:03 pm Phil Taylor - Arsenal
Man United surely?
Why, Arsenal were invincible, unlike Manchester United who regularly lost to all sorts of lower level teams and do so even more today?
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

Post by Rogg » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:16 pm

Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:08 pm
Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:05 pm
Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:03 pm Phil Taylor - Arsenal
Man United surely?
Why, Arsenal were invincible, unlike Manchester United who regularly lost to all sorts of lower level teams and do so even more today?
Man United overall are more successful than Arsenal.
Taylor and Man United's great years were pretty similar also, starting early 90s and lasting 20 years or so. Just seems a neat fit.
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:22 pm

Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:16 pm
Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:08 pm
Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:05 pm
Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:03 pm Phil Taylor - Arsenal
Man United surely?
Why, Arsenal were invincible, unlike Manchester United who regularly lost to all sorts of lower level teams and do so even more today?
Man United overall are more successful than Arsenal.
Taylor and Man United's great years were pretty similar also, starting early 90s and lasting 20 years or so. Just seems a neat fit.
Arsenal beat Man Utd to the punch in 2003/4 (like Barney beat Taylor in 2007) and it pissed Man Utd off, causing years of domination, mentally destroying their rival
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

Post by Rogg » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:32 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:22 pm
Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:16 pm
Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:08 pm
Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:05 pm
Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:03 pm Phil Taylor - Arsenal
Man United surely?
Why, Arsenal were invincible, unlike Manchester United who regularly lost to all sorts of lower level teams and do so even more today?
Man United overall are more successful than Arsenal.
Taylor and Man United's great years were pretty similar also, starting early 90s and lasting 20 years or so. Just seems a neat fit.
Arsenal beat Man Utd to the punch in 2003/4 (like Barney beat Taylor in 2007) and it pissed Man Utd off, causing years of domination, mentally destroying their rival
That's really upsetting. I think Anderson, Whitlock and Webby are a three-headed Roman Abramovich in that case.
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

Post by Safc » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:46 pm

Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:02 pm Jelle Klaasen - Portsmouth
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

Post by Safc » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:47 pm

Don't ever say Chizzy and Scumcastle together I don't want Chizzy affiliated to them in any way
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

Post by thegentle » Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:16 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 10:31 pm Glen Durrant- Blackburn, not Middlesbrough
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

Post by thegentle » Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:17 am

Safc wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:47 pm Don't ever say Chizzy and Scumcastle together I don't want Chizzy affiliated to them in any way
Chizzy seems a sound lad, I'm sure he hates beheadings as much as the next man
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Re: Darts players as football clubs

Post by Dfc180 » Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:17 am

Safc wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:47 pm Don't ever say Chizzy and Scumcastle together I don't want Chizzy affiliated to them in any way
He's right. Chizzy doesn't see himself as a massive playerbut the mags think they are a massive club despite winning fuck all
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