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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by Suspect Device » Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:55 pm

On the stage board
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player. :roll:

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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:58 pm

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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

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https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?re ... 6780779692

Rob Singleton on the live stream :D always fun to see what forum members look like
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:10 pm

Holloway giving it large on every checkout lol
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:13 pm

Good effort Rob
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by oche balboa » Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:50 pm

Jenkins looks like he going to miss out on the world championship
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by Suspect Device » Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:55 pm

That was an experience I wouldn't want to go through again. On the stage with nowhere to hide and my hand hanging off. The bloke celebrated each leg thinking he was Gezzy Price as he turned looking straight at me with his fist clenched. I only had to suffer him 5 legs as I stood my ground staring ahead thinking what a belI. I marked Wayne Jones match then asked the medic to chop my hand off. Gonna rest it now until I get advise from the physio. Could be another retirement looming. Not cutting it with a patchwork body and regular 60+ averages - I need putting to seed. Better still, Shoot me mother fuckers!!!
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player. :roll:

Suspect team: CT1 Filip Sebesta - Greg Ritchie - Jeroen Mioch - CT2 Sean Fisher - Charlie Martin - CT3 Owen Bates - CT4 Thibault Tricole

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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:55 pm

oche balboa wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:50 pm Jenkins looks like he going to miss out on the world championship
Dont threaten me with a good time.
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Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:57 pm

Suspect Device wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:55 pm That was an experience I wouldn't want to go through again. On the stage with nowhere to hide and my hand hanging off. The bloke celebrated each leg thinking he was Gezzy Price as he turned looking straight at me with his fist clenched. I only had to suffer him 5 legs as I stood my ground staring ahead thinking what a belI. I marked Wayne Jones match then asked the medic to chop my hand off. Gonna rest it now until I get advise from the physio. Could be another retirement looming. Not cutting it with a patchwork body and regular 60+ averages - I need putting to seed. Better still, Shoot me mother fuckers!!!
I think we all thought Holloway was a complete tit. Good go.
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by Suspect Device » Sun Jan 29, 2023 4:04 pm

The absolute darting legend John Lowe has arrived 🎯
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player. :roll:

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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by oche balboa » Sun Jan 29, 2023 4:04 pm

Boom
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jan 29, 2023 4:05 pm

Holloway has played in Modus and can't recall him being like that, recall him doing fuck all in it though, maybe you pissed him off :D
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by oche balboa » Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:13 pm

Quarters

Simon Preston vs Richard Stride
Mike Huntley vs Richie Howson
Matt Clark vs Paul Hogan
Wayne Jones vs Mark Frost
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Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:24 pm

Lots of horror in there.
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Post by sennafan24 » Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:31 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 4:05 pm Holloway has played in Modus and can't recall him being like that, recall him doing fuck all in it though, maybe you pissed him off :D
Probably read his posts on here.
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by oche balboa » Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:48 pm

Semis

Preston vs Howson
Clark vs Frost
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by oche balboa » Sun Jan 29, 2023 7:34 pm

Richie Howson does the double and is top of the rankings
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 29, 2023 7:40 pm

oche balboa wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 7:34 pm Richie Howson does the double and is top of the rankings
So who qualfied?
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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by Suspect Device » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:56 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:05 pm https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?re ... 6780779692

Rob Singleton on the live stream :D always fun to see what forum members look like
Hey! I didn't know it was filmed let alone live! I'd have kept my black SLF darts shirt on instead of the red SLF polo shirt and gelled my hair :lol:

A few things happened before and during the match. The first being the bull up. I was changing a stem and expected the marker to say bull up and my opponent to shake my hand. All I saw was him walking to the board. I wasn't sure and never asked as no one said anything so I purposely threw at doubles. The marker then said it's for the bull. My opponent said have a go at the bull. I had no idea what he'd hit. I threw a 25. He stepped forward without a handshake or murmur and threw at the 20's. He must have hit the bull, thanks for letting me know.

During the match he'd over celebrate a winning leg as I previously posted. He cottoned on I was throwing fast and slowed up retrieving his darts Scotty style, so I stood back and waited until he'd walked past me. Twice during the match I had running repairs but overall it was one I was never in.

My preparation for the day ahead was very good and just like days of old, but mistakes were made between my matches - You should always learn from your losses. Health issues aside (I've decided no more throwing darts until I see the physio as it might only be a repetitive strain that I keep activating. I can't help but think it's connected to those 5 days of continuous touch screen marking those pdc events.)

The Seniors was a good weekend and an eye opening one. It's given me plenty of things to work on should I persevere with my 60's+ jobbing mode. The balm oil is working wonders on my back. Just the hand to mend, my mind went long ago. I'll post a separate thread of my time on the road from Thursday thru Sunday.

Some already think I'm not all there? Wait until you read about Saturday after the darts, and Sunday morning. Something you couldn't make up, has to be true moments :roll:
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player. :roll:

Suspect team: CT1 Filip Sebesta - Greg Ritchie - Jeroen Mioch - CT2 Sean Fisher - Charlie Martin - CT3 Owen Bates - CT4 Thibault Tricole

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Re: 2023 World Seniors Tour

Post by oche balboa » Tue Jan 31, 2023 8:59 am

Rankings

1. Richie Howson 45
2. Colin McGarry 45
3. Darren Johnson 44
4. Andy Jenkins 43
5. Mike Huntley 43
6. Dave Prins 39
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7. Martyn Turner 39
8. Robert Rickwood 35
9. Jim McEwan 34
10. Paul Hogan 34

Money List

1. Robert Thornton £40,750
2. Martin Adams £16,250
3. Phil Taylor £12,000
4. David Cameron £10,000
5. Kevin Painter £7,000
6. Richie Howson £5,825
7, Terry Jenkins £5,750
8. Tony O'Shea £3,750
9. Dave Prins £3,325
10. Lisa Ashton £3,000
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