2023 PDC Q-School

[Greipel]

All I remember of Jeffrey Sparidaans is that I used to call him Jeffrey Spirograph. I doubt if it made his wiki.

I only remember him as a cunt.

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[Greipel]

Greipel, let's be honest Lakatos has been shite

Fair.

[Emulsfier]

Wesley will fail and I shall have a small scream.

[Suspect Device]

40 boards in play in uk with loads of practice boards available too.

I marked matches going to deciding legs. To keep things flowing those monitoring the draw brackets were moving matches to other boards instead of having a board pile up. Yesterday there was talk of uk finishing around 6pm prior to the start. All completed by 3:40pm. 10:30-15:40 = 5hrs 10 mins.

Europe took 8hrs?

Nearly 3hrs difference. How much shit was thrown for it to last nearly 3hrs more than uk?

Fuck the Germans. This time the organisational skills of the UK ruled.

Fantastic 2 days. Lost count of the players who signed the card and made whippersnapper feel most welcome. Best social sport in the world bar none.

Cheers to the believers and non believers!

P.S. What an odd darts forum that has so few players? I tend to think there's plenty of decent players on here who prefer to keep quiet as it saves them any hassle.

I don't think there's resentment, just the weird way forum members post.

Hello fellow weirdos!

[oche balboa]

Nice stuff. UK is certainly better organised then the EU version

[Safc]

[Suspect Device]

Lorraine Winstanley - So warm and friendly.
Fallon - Seemed to be in her own bubble.
Lisa - There's a special aura about her.

First player to sign the card - Whippet Ian Jones. Ask him about our 5 bulls on the trot when throwing nearest the bull to throw first. He still brings it up.

Chaos Reece Colley. Modus jobber and recent winner of the Jacklins Greek darts tragedy festival.

A lot of randomers wrote on the card and a few forum favs too - James Richardson (had a good chat with him) and the unmistakable fav of this place Adam Smith Neale. Fuck knows what he's done to rile some here. Woke fuckers annoyed for what he did to others and not themselves.

Alan Chuck Norris, used to pop into my shop for a coffee. I'd talk darts with him.

Greg the Hibbee Ritchie, he of modus jobbing, having marked 2 of his matches yesterday, I sat and had a chat with him. There was a Rangers flannel next to him. Keep it away he said smiling. No animosity. Gladly signed the card. The PDC staff signed it. Most are regimental proper no nonsense types. One of them said been doing this job 30 years. From the beginning then I said. Yes

Many Midlands players signed it. Jiwa kept saying look where I've signed it - Apache. Fuck knows what was in his drink!

I was getting the birthday messages on the card without whippersnapper knowing

The Wizzard Colin Osborne was with the modus lads together on a board. This was an easy one. Here Colin sign this and get the others too. Mark Warburton, Chris Gilliland, Lee Cocks, Rob Collins.

Unknown to us, we were sitting at their table by my board. Same as yesterday board 24.

I sat next to Kai Fan Young. Hello fellow lefty, how you getting on? I just lost. Oh. Another on the card.

It's like a Modus convention:
Scott Baker, Graham Usher, Josh Payne, Arron Monk (did I mention I beat him in UK Open qualifier in London Victoria in last 32 prior to covid.) Btw I didn't remind him.

Players I didn't get, Andy Hamilton, Wes Newton, Steve Hine, Alan Taburn, and the one I wanted but sat too close whipper was Danny Lauby.

Last 2 to sign the card were Peter Manley and Alan Warriner.

Missed many names off but got most of the named players.

Made whippersnapper's birthday when the card was opened.

That's my report from Q School Marshall Arena Milton Keynes.

Over!

[The Thorn]

I can think of a fun game mate. Upload the birthday card here and see how many signatures we can guess.

[TheMalteseDart]

We’re woke cunts for thinking Smith-Neale is a disgraceful cunt for conning god knows how many people from the darts community and to this day has still failed to pay any of them back. That’s a new one in the ever growing list of bad takes

[TheMalteseDart]

P.S if my dad got me a birthday card signed by the likes of Rob Collins I’d use it to wipe my arse

[Suspect Device]

A last minute replacement marker turned up today....Scott Williams

Yellow socks himself. He signed the card too

[Safc]

Lorraine Winstanley - So warm and friendly.
Fallon - Seemed to be in her own bubble.
Lisa - There's a special aura about her.

First player to sign the card - Whippet Ian Jones. Ask him about our 5 bulls on the trot when throwing nearest the bull to throw first. He still brings it up.

Chaos Reece Colley. Modus jobber and recent winner of the Jacklins Greek darts tragedy festival.

A lot of randomers wrote on the card and a few forum favs too - James Richardson (had a good chat with him) and the unmistakable fav of this place Adam Smith Neale. Fuck knows what he's done to rile some here. Woke fuckers annoyed for what he did to others and not themselves.

Alan Chuck Norris, used to pop into my shop for a coffee. I'd talk darts with him.

Greg the Hibbee Ritchie, he of modus jobbing, having marked 2 of his matches yesterday, I sat and had a chat with him. There was a Rangers flannel next to him. Keep it away he said smiling. No animosity. Gladly signed the card. The PDC staff signed it. Most are regimental proper no nonsense types. One of them said been doing this job 30 years. From the beginning then I said. Yes

Many Midlands players signed it. Jiwa kept saying look where I've signed it - Apache. Fuck knows what was in his drink!

I was getting the birthday messages on the card without whippersnapper knowing

The Wizzard Colin Osborne was with the modus lads together on a board. This was an easy one. Here Colin sign this and get the others too. Mark Warburton, Chris Gilliland, Lee Cocks, Rob Collins.

Unknown to us, we were sitting at their table by my board. Same as yesterday board 24.

I sat next to Kai Fan Young. Hello fellow lefty, how you getting on? I just lost. Oh. Another on the card.

It's like a Modus convention:
Scott Baker, Graham Usher, Josh Payne, Arron Monk (did I mention I beat him in UK Open qualifier in London Victoria in last 32 prior to covid.) Btw I didn't remind him.

Players I didn't get, Andy Hamilton, Wes Newton, Steve Hine, Alan Taburn, and the one I wanted but sat too close whipper was Danny Lauby.

Last 2 to sign the card were Peter Manley and Alan Warriner.

Missed many names off but got most of the named players.

Made whippersnapper's birthday when the card was opened.

That's my report from Q School Marshall Arena Milton Keynes.

Over!

Post a pic of ths card then

[Emulsfier]

Yeh ok had enough of this mult with the smith-steale fuckwittery.

[The Thorn]

Yeh ok had enough of this mult with the smith-steale fuckwittery.

I don't mind SD. But he is wrong on this one. Smith Neale is a cunt as its proven what he has done I really don't see how you can deny that

[Safc]

Also who is Mark Warburton its Mike Warburton

[The Thorn]

Also who is Mark Warburton its Mike Warburton

Tuesday and Wednesday players

Mark Warburton
Robert Owen
Martin Adams
Jesus Noguera
Robert Thornton
Lee Cocks

[Safc]

Also who is Mark Warburton its Mike Warburton

Tuesday and Wednesday players

Mark Warburton
Robert Owen
Martin Adams
Jesus Noguera
Robert Thornton
Lee Cocks

[Emulsfier]

Also who is Mark Warburton its Mike Warburton

Tuesday and Wednesday players

Mark Warburton
Robert Owen
Martin Adams
Jesus Noguera
Robert Thornton
Lee Cocks

Well played.

[Emulsfier]

Will SDs next ramble be over or under 1000 words? Place your bets.

[oche balboa]

Nice one. Mr Singleton