Fucking hell...Give us something to play with here...At least state how many of the above are true and let us try and work out which are not.Suspect Device wrote: βMon Dec 19, 2022 2:50 am What a coincidence as I also have a lift story and a Bristow one:
Here's 6 of the best - True or Bullshit?
1) I once got into a lift with Ted Hankey.
2) I attended the Matchplay in Blackpool and afterwards went for a curry. It was a bit lively inside and I looked over and there was the man himself, the legend Eric Bristow MBE holding court with everyone around him in hysterics.
3) I hit back to back 180's in a tournament against my neighbour Nigel Heydon.
4) George Noble refereed a match I won that qualified me for a major pdc event.
5) I made my county debut winning the match on D4.
6) I was running late for my flight from Heathrow to New York and had to leave my darts behind at the airport.
I might make some more up next time...
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Almost, 1 was false. As for the tree to the best of my knowledge it's true as someone who knows him told me he had one delivered.Suspect Device wrote:In a lift with Gando?
Wright's 16 foot Christmas tree.
As you said the other 2 were true I'm going for a full house. All true
Bristow, merely a tale, a fable...an image froze in time.
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Steve Beaton is on now. Oooh, a link to another True story 
The year is 1996 Steve beat Welshman Richie Burnett in the final at Lakeside to become BDO World Darts Champion. That summer I played in a comp in Wales and won the event. Honest
Would I lie to you?
The year is 1996 Steve beat Welshman Richie Burnett in the final at Lakeside to become BDO World Darts Champion. That summer I played in a comp in Wales and won the event. Honest
Would I lie to you?
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That's not how this works. You moved the dartboard to say yours are either true or false.daveboygreen wrote: βMon Dec 19, 2022 3:14 amFucking hell...Give us something to play with here...At least state how many of the above are true and let us try and work out which are not.Suspect Device wrote: βMon Dec 19, 2022 2:50 am What a coincidence as I also have a lift story and a Bristow one:
Here's 6 of the best - True or Bullshit?
1) I once got into a lift with Ted Hankey.
2) I attended the Matchplay in Blackpool and afterwards went for a curry. It was a bit lively inside and I looked over and there was the man himself, the legend Eric Bristow MBE holding court with everyone around him in hysterics.
3) I hit back to back 180's in a tournament against my neighbour Nigel Heydon.
4) George Noble refereed a match I won that qualified me for a major pdc event.
5) I made my county debut winning the match on D4.
6) I was running late for my flight from Heathrow to New York and had to leave my darts behind at the airport.
I might make some more up next time...
I posted 6 things I said are true. Forum decides otherwise.
Which of my 6 do you think are Bullshit, Rumour, or True?
I'll return soon with some more made up stories...Honest
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player.
Suspect team: CT1 Filip Sebesta - Greg Ritchie - Jeroen Mioch - CT2 Sean Fisher - Charlie Martin - CT3 Owen Bates - CT4 Thibault Tricole

Suspect team: CT1 Filip Sebesta - Greg Ritchie - Jeroen Mioch - CT2 Sean Fisher - Charlie Martin - CT3 Owen Bates - CT4 Thibault Tricole
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I thought you would get stuck into my last ones on the previous page....See if you do any better than the first ones.Suspect Device wrote: βMon Dec 19, 2022 10:59 pmThat's not how this works. You moved the dartboard to say yours are either true or false.daveboygreen wrote: βMon Dec 19, 2022 3:14 amFucking hell...Give us something to play with here...At least state how many of the above are true and let us try and work out which are not.Suspect Device wrote: βMon Dec 19, 2022 2:50 am What a coincidence as I also have a lift story and a Bristow one:
Here's 6 of the best - True or Bullshit?
1) I once got into a lift with Ted Hankey.
2) I attended the Matchplay in Blackpool and afterwards went for a curry. It was a bit lively inside and I looked over and there was the man himself, the legend Eric Bristow MBE holding court with everyone around him in hysterics.
3) I hit back to back 180's in a tournament against my neighbour Nigel Heydon.
4) George Noble refereed a match I won that qualified me for a major pdc event.
5) I made my county debut winning the match on D4.
6) I was running late for my flight from Heathrow to New York and had to leave my darts behind at the airport.
I might make some more up next time...
I posted 6 things I said are true. Forum decides otherwise.
Which of my 6 do you think are Bullshit, Rumour, or True?
I'll return soon with some more made up stories...Honest
As for yours....
I think 1 and 6 are false.
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Don't cry for me Eddie EdhouseTheMalteseDart wrote: βMon Dec 19, 2022 10:58 pm This thread is for people to stroke their own ego's and masturbate

This thread is to post Any story in a "would I lie to you" style. Doesn't have to be darts related. It's a bit of fun. It sure confused Thorn as he's kept well away

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Suspect team: CT1 Filip Sebesta - Greg Ritchie - Jeroen Mioch - CT2 Sean Fisher - Charlie Martin - CT3 Owen Bates - CT4 Thibault Tricole

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