Is Michael van Gerwen finished?

[Randall]

Unbelievable stuff.

I typed forgotten ffs

Of course you did...And your phone just decided to change it to eaten....

No one else's phone does this... just yours...

You must have a special edition

Why would I type eaten?

Let's be honest about this... you haven't got a clue what the fuck you are typing most of the time...
It could have been anything judging from your recent activity

I genuinely typed forgotten

[tungsten tossers]

I typed forgotten ffs

Of course you did...And your phone just decided to change it to eaten....

No one else's phone does this... just yours...

You must have a special edition

Why would I type eaten?

Let's be honest about this... you haven't got a clue what the fuck you are typing most of the time...
It could have been anything judging from your recent activity

I genuinely typed forgotten

You obviously don't read what you type before submitting, so you may have thought you had typed forgotten but with your eyesight it could well have been d44u765jf1$$

[Randall]

Of course you did...And your phone just decided to change it to eaten....

No one else's phone does this... just yours...

You must have a special edition

Why would I type eaten?

Let's be honest about this... you haven't got a clue what the fuck you are typing most of the time...
It could have been anything judging from your recent activity

I genuinely typed forgotten

You obviously don't read what you type before submitting, so you may have thought you had typed forgotten but with your eyesight it could well have been d44u765jf1$$

The phone makes suggestions
I clearly can't see what they are
Why it would suggest forgotten for eaten I've no idea

[The Thorn]

I believe Randall. His phone is fucked. He is stubborn to not ask anyone to look at it and sort it out.

[vizIIsto]

Why would I type eaten?

Let's be honest about this... you haven't got a clue what the fuck you are typing most of the time...
It could have been anything judging from your recent activity

I genuinely typed forgotten

You obviously don't read what you type before submitting, so you may have thought you had typed forgotten but with your eyesight it could well have been d44u765jf1$$

The phone makes suggestions
I clearly can't see what they are
Why it would suggest forgotten for eaten I've no idea

"Have you picked up the kids from school?"
"I eat the kids."

[tungsten tossers]

Why would I type eaten?

Let's be honest about this... you haven't got a clue what the fuck you are typing most of the time...
It could have been anything judging from your recent activity

I genuinely typed forgotten

You obviously don't read what you type before submitting, so you may have thought you had typed forgotten but with your eyesight it could well have been d44u765jf1$$

The phone makes suggestions
I clearly can't see what they are
Why it would suggest forgotten for eaten I've no idea

Mine doesn't suggest eaten

[Randall]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

[tungsten tossers]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

[tungsten tossers]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

" the dogs have dined" that sounds like something Jimmi would say pretending to be posh

[Randall]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

I was dog sitting while my mum was away
She rang me in tears and I was oblivious

[Ross, Bob]

I typed forgotten ffs

Of course you did...And your phone just decided to change it to eaten....

No one else's phone does this... just yours...

You must have a special edition

Why would I type eaten?

Let's be honest about this... you haven't got a clue what the fuck you are typing most of the time...
It could have been anything judging from your recent activity

I genuinely typed forgotten

I believe you mate. Ignore the haters, they’re just jealous of your post count.

[tungsten tossers]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

I was dog sitting while my mum was away
She rang me in tears and I was oblivious

you legend

[Randall]

Of course you did...And your phone just decided to change it to eaten....

No one else's phone does this... just yours...

You must have a special edition

Why would I type eaten?

Let's be honest about this... you haven't got a clue what the fuck you are typing most of the time...
It could have been anything judging from your recent activity

I genuinely typed forgotten

I believe you mate. Ignore the haters, they’re just jealous of your post count.

Had a productive day

[Rogg]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

I was dog sitting while my mum was away
She rang me in tears and I was oblivious

Oh Randall no. You are a danger.

[Randall]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

I was dog sitting while my mum was away
She rang me in tears and I was oblivious

Oh Randall no. You are a danger.

Not my finest hour

[tungsten tossers]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

I was dog sitting while my mum was away
She rang me in tears and I was oblivious

Oh Randall no. You are a danger.

Can you imagine Randy working in a hospital...

"You can go in and visit her now as she has died "

[Randall]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

I was dog sitting while my mum was away
She rang me in tears and I was oblivious

you legend

Wasn't what she called me

[tungsten tossers]

I once meant to text the dogs have dined but instead sent the dogs have died.

tbh you could be typing absolutely anything...

you have probably confused the fuck out of your phone so it has given up and just inserts a word that is part of the English Language

I was dog sitting while my mum was away
She rang me in tears and I was oblivious

you legend

Wasn't what she called me

[sennafan24]

I haven't left the house in the evening since 2016

Eh?

You had that date a few months ago.

Oh god yes
I'd eaten that

[The Ginge Reaper]

Everyone has a favourite Fred Elliot GIF, right? This is mine...