RIP Dave's Darts Coverage (2016-2016)

[Mabbsy]

Im taking it as a compliment, the WDT fiasco and me laying it on thick has wound people up so much its making them react like that. Long may it continue.

My ticket sales updates genuinely have people frothing at the mouth.

Can we have an update on the tickets sold for Premier League finals night please ?

[Justin Credible]

I take posting averages as an example. Last weekend on the Euro Tour there was a load of totally unadulterated shite, should we have locked the threads or say it as we saw it?

When I posted the average for recent bdo international shit, the dwarf who wanders around aimlessly at the bins at the back of McDonalds with a snooker cue in his grubby hands cried like a teenage bitch on her period about how the genuine and actual facts and stats were " attacking women and children"..

I shit you not, that is the term he used over me posting actual averages.

[Tommo]

I take posting averages as an example. Last weekend on the Euro Tour there was a load of totally unadulterated shite, should we have locked the threads or say it as we saw it?

When I posted the average for recent bdo international shit, the dwarf who wanders around aimlessly at the bins at the back of McDonalds with a snooker cue in his grubby hands cried like a teenage bitch on her period about how the genuine and actual facts and stats were " attacking women and children"..

I shit you not, that is the term he used over me posting actual averages.

I remember that, is there anybody more bitter and twisted than that little twat?
Mind you, he's in good company on that place.

[M H]

I take posting averages as an example. Last weekend on the Euro Tour there was a load of totally unadulterated shite, should we have locked the threads or say it as we saw it?

When I posted the average for recent bdo international shit, the dwarf who wanders around aimlessly at the bins at the back of McDonalds with a snooker cue in his grubby hands cried like a teenage bitch on her period about how the genuine and actual facts and stats were " attacking women and children"..

I shit you not, that is the term he used over me posting actual averages.

I remember that, is there anybody more bitter and twisted than that little twat?
Mind you, he's in good company on that place.

Love the avatar and the answer is no

[Justin Credible]

odd if you post an actual average its an attack when the average is shit
if the average is good then its not an attack



So realistically the personal most responsible is the person throwing the average not the person posting the actual factual stat.
But that is lost on the poisonous little runt

[M H]

odd if you post an actual average its an attack when the average is shit
if the average is good then its not an attack



So realistically the personal most responsible is the person throwing the average not the person posting the actual factual stat.
But that is lost on the poisonous little runt

Ok, here's the deal.

In future the only averages posted here will be 105 plus, can't wait for the BDO additions!

[Justin Credible]

we have a thread for them.
In fact since i posted the initial 105 plus thread on here i have yet to add a single one from the bdo

[Robert Ross]

Im taking it as a compliment, the WDT fiasco and me laying it on thick has wound people up so much its making them react like that. Long may it continue.

My ticket sales updates genuinely have people frothing at the mouth.

Can we have an update on the tickets sold for Premier League finals night please ?

No can do, too dangerous. The numbers, well, they would make you flip.

[Justin Credible]

dont count....tout rule applies

[Surreys finest]

'Only fools and houseboy' believe the Bdo has a bright future.

[Justin Credible]

"bdo gonna grow"

[Lister of Smeg]

"bdo gonna grow"

The only things that are gonna grow in the BDO are fordhams cholestral level and Rolfies tumour.

[Justin Credible]

and of course

the hump on wayne williams back
Scott mitchells waist

[Robert Ross]

"bdo gonna grow"

The only things that are gonna grow in the BDO are fordhams cholestral level and Rolfies tumour.

Wishful thinking. The last one at least.

[M H]

"bdo gonna grow"

The only things that are gonna grow in the BDO are fordhams cholestral level and Rolfies tumour.

You forget Q School entries. I expect the numbers to be so high i January you'll flip

[Lister of Smeg]

"bdo gonna grow"

The only things that are gonna grow in the BDO are fordhams cholestral level and Rolfies tumour.

You forget Q School entries. I expect the numbers to be so high i January you'll flip

I doubt it. There will be some announcement announced to be announced in January and the dumb fucks will all fall for it again.

Which is a good thing really. PDC has enough jobbers like Wilson, Green, Norris, De graaf etc etc already.

[Ross, Bob]

It’s the hope that kills you.

[The Thorn]

[ILAD]

Twat, you got my hopes up then.

[Greipel]

It’s the hope that kills you.

Fair on Licker of Fag.