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I'm in! Also for the breaks.
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Anyone fancy a few games before the afternoon session?
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Utter shite from Thorn and myself earlier. 

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Finally got around to putting up a dartboard today.
Probably should have taken the photo before I spent half an hour peppering the 5s and 1s.

Probably should have taken the photo before I spent half an hour peppering the 5s and 1s.
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Looks good mate
Will have to have a game sometime
Will have to have a game sometime
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Sure, but give me a few days to get back into it first.
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Give Thorn about 3 years then.Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:26 amSure, but give me a few days to get back into it first.
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Honestly I'm fucked. My throwing action is just constantly different. I can't do the same throw every day. I struggle to release the dart as well.
I am trying to have a practice every day now. Will keep at it for a couple months and see how it goes.
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Know how you feel, I put my board up at the start of lockdown and I just feel I haven’t improved, there’s something fundamentally wrong with my grip that I just can’t change no matter how much I throw, I change a lot and also stick with the same thing for a long time and nothing gets better, amount of single 12s I hit after 2 years of playing is embarrassing..
Only way I think I can get at least to a 60 average in my lifetime is to be coached because I’ve tried everything, only hit 1 180 in my life and the next one is nowhere in sight, depressing when these players like Gawlas turn up after 3 years of playing and bang in 100 averages like it’s nothing
Only way I think I can get at least to a 60 average in my lifetime is to be coached because I’ve tried everything, only hit 1 180 in my life and the next one is nowhere in sight, depressing when these players like Gawlas turn up after 3 years of playing and bang in 100 averages like it’s nothing

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Congratulations.... you have achieved jobber status..............TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:57 pm Know how you feel, I put my board up at the start of lockdown and I just feel I haven’t improved, there’s something fundamentally wrong with my grip that I just can’t change no matter how much I throw, I change a lot and also stick with the same thing for a long time and nothing gets better, amount of single 12s I hit after 2 years of playing is embarrassing.. Only way I think I can get at least to a 60 average in my lifetime is to be coached because I’ve tried everything, only hit 1 180 in my life and the next one is nowhere in sight, depressing when these players like Gawlas turn up after 3 years of playing and bang in 100 averages like it’s nothing
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I wish I was a jobber TT imagine being Steve Lennon makes about 45k a year playing darts could be worse

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I've hit like 15 180s in my career. But I'm completely useless and always been. And I have had troubles with some mild dartitis, can't release the dart when I want to or my feet keeps moving like Mark Webster a few years ago
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I had great practice tonight, couple of 12 and bunch of 15 darters. Only few were bellow 21, one where I stacked on d1, could not hit damn thing for two visits.
Almost every leg I slap atleast one 180 and had probably more than 50% on doubles.
I believe I should try q-school next year. Any tip? Experience?
Almost every leg I slap atleast one 180 and had probably more than 50% on doubles.
I believe I should try q-school next year. Any tip? Experience?

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You should definitely try coaching, or at least get someone to video your throw so you know what you're doing.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:57 pm Know how you feel, I put my board up at the start of lockdown and I just feel I haven’t improved, there’s something fundamentally wrong with my grip that I just can’t change no matter how much I throw, I change a lot and also stick with the same thing for a long time and nothing gets better, amount of single 12s I hit after 2 years of playing is embarrassing.. Only way I think I can get at least to a 60 average in my lifetime is to be coached because I’ve tried everything, only hit 1 180 in my life and the next one is nowhere in sight, depressing when these players like Gawlas turn up after 3 years of playing and bang in 100 averages like it’s nothing
I should do the same. I'm convinced that I throw and follow through reasonably straight, but last time I was playing in our local team, a guy had a look and said I was following through to the left, which explains why I hit so many 5s.
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Give it a go, mate.Gidra wrote: ↑Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:50 pm I had great practice tonight, couple of 12 and bunch of 15 darters. Only few were bellow 21, one where I stacked on d1, could not hit damn thing for two visits. Almost every leg I slap atleast one 180 and had probably more than 50% on doubles. I believe I should try q-school next year. Any tip? Experience?
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