Adios

[Knots & crosses]

I'm outraged nicky butt isn't on your list.

Almost made it along with Carlton Palmer..

Those two pale in comparison to the djemba twins.

[hang the dj]

Scholes was better than Giggs, certainly the best midfielder in Premiership historyHe was a dirty wee bastard though, all this "typical Paul Scholes challenge, he never learned to tackle" No, he knew exactly what he was doing. I believe he is the most booked player in Champions league history

Still a great player

Thats highly debatable to be fair with the likes of Keane, Viera, Gerrard and Savage to contend with..

Keane, Viera, Gerrard & Lampard were/are all class acts but I'd still take Scholes

[Justin Credible]

even though I cannot stand that 2 faced cunt roy keane, as a player he was far better than scholes

[Knots & crosses]

even though I cannot stand that 2 faced cunt roy keane, as a player he was far better than scholes

As a leader of men he was, but as a footballer? Not even close.

[Knots & crosses]

First team training will be a safer place next season. Anytime anyone sneaked off for a piss mid session, scholesy would routinely ping the ball off their heads from 45+ yards.

[DMA]

Not sure if this has been done but couldn't see a thread so here go's.
Paul Scholes has retired from football,
As a Liverpool fan you would think I wouldn't really care but your wrong, It is the end of an era of seeing one if not the best complete midfield player to have ever graced the game.
I rate Scholes as maybe the best player England has ever produced he deserves all the accolades he gets, even the great Zidane called him his hardest opponent and one of the best of his time.
He is staying at Utd in some coaching role according to Bobby Charlton.
Paul Scholes will be missed by me a gent a pleasure to watch and I wish him all the best in his future career what ever he does.
A class act.

[M H]

Good to see you back DMA, how's the recuperation going mate?

[DMA]

Good to see you back DMA, how's the recuperation going mate?

I am good thanks bud, Just chilling doing nothing and letting the battle scars heal,
Very happy and relieved it was nothing nasty but they send these things to try you, gotta get it fixed and move on is my mentality and look forward to a couple of weeks when I can order Tandoori Chicken Massala and enjoy some tasty food instead of this sloppy stuff I am on now.
Cheers bud.

[M H]

Good to hear it mate and hope you make a full recovery

[DMA]

Good to hear it mate and hope you make a full recovery

Thanks Martin all looking good from the doc's. I have lost weight to I am at 17-4 so bonus there.

[M H]

Fat bastard. (Insert winky smilie!)

[DMA]

Fat bastard. (Insert winky smilie!)

No fat on me mate, maybe a bit of relaxed muscle as I call it

[Dartfrog]

I hope they aren't all relaxed,watch you dont shit yourself then.

[DMA]

I hope they aren't all relaxed,watch you dont shit yourself then.

Mate with this soft food I am eating at the minute it is a wonder I havn't followed through,
gotta be honest it would be a boring post in the eartha thread-sat down-bisto-end of.