Kevin Painter's retirement speech

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:58 pm

I quite like Kev Painter.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:59 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:58 pm I quite like Kev Painter.
On what grounds?
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:08 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:59 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:58 pm I quite like Kev Painter.
On what grounds?
Probably because he was one of the players I grew up watching.

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:22 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:08 pm
Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:59 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:58 pm I quite like Kev Painter.
On what grounds?
Probably because he was one of the players I grew up watching.

"How's your luck?"
At least he had the balls to switch
Puts him above hankey, Adam's, Fordham etc.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Gidra » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:12 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:19 pm
Rogg wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:04 pm
Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 1:30 pm
Gidra wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 1:11 pm
Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:49 am

Wait until you get to the thread where hj is pushing for john lowe in the pl.
What's wrong with that?
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I'm a bit worried too.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:35 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:57 pm He is pushing for exbo work now
Thought he was rich?
From last Wednesday.

Kev,time to retire now pal,uve had a great career just go enjoy the money uve earnt as a pro last 25 years and relax

Took him 5 days to realise he hasn't got enough to relax. How's your luck?
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Gidra » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:56 pm

Captain Hobo wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:35 pm
Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:57 pm He is pushing for exbo work now
Thought he was rich?
From last Wednesday.

Kev,time to retire now pal,uve had a great career just go enjoy the money uve earnt as a pro last 25 years and relax

Took him 5 days to realise he hasn't got enough to relax. How's your luck?
Well, in 5 days you can spend a lot of dough.
On what, I wonder...
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Captain Hobo » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:15 am

Wouldn't have taken him long to go through the money he's made from darts in the last 5 years.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:37 am

I doubt he has made that much at all relatively speaking
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Rogg » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:00 am

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:08 pm
Randall wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:59 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:58 pm I quite like Kev Painter.
On what grounds?
Probably because he was one of the players I grew up watching.

"How's your luck?"
+1

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 am

Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:37 am I doubt he has made that much at all relatively speaking
Picked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:47 am

A lot of players suffering with no exhibitions.

Kev should go back to labouring or do a Merv.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 am
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:37 am I doubt he has made that much at all relatively speaking
Picked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since

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Tough to live on that
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 am
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:37 am I doubt he has made that much at all relatively speaking
Picked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since

https://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerD ... ayerKey=18
Tough to live on that
He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's either

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 am
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:37 am I doubt he has made that much at all relatively speaking
Picked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since

https://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerD ... ayerKey=18
Tough to live on that
He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's either
Best give merv a tinkle not Nicholson
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 am
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:37 am I doubt he has made that much at all relatively speaking
Picked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since

https://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerD ... ayerKey=18
Tough to live on that
He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's either
Best give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunt
He would be grumpier than Merv.....

Delivery with a scowl

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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:16 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 am

Picked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since

https://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerD ... ayerKey=18
Tough to live on that
He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's either
Best give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunt
He would be grumpier than Merv.....

Delivery with a scowl
Parcels be contaminated with all that finger licking
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:22 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:16 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pm

Tough to live on that
He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's either
Best give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunt
He would be grumpier than Merv.....

Delivery with a scowl
Parcels be contaminated with all that finger licking
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by Randall » Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:25 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:22 pm
Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:16 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pm

He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's either
Best give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunt
He would be grumpier than Merv.....

Delivery with a scowl
Parcels be contaminated with all that finger licking
Covid Prime
Gives me an idea for a photoshop
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:27 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:25 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:22 pm
Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:16 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm

Best give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunt
He would be grumpier than Merv.....

Delivery with a scowl
Parcels be contaminated with all that finger licking
Covid Prime
Gives me an idea for a photoshop
Go for it

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