Who Needs The Lottery!

[M H]

From Desk of Barrister Wacfeld Mabsant
65 Lapaz Road, Zuma Plaza, First Floor
Suite 9,Accra-Ghana.


Dear Sir/Madam,

Compliments!. Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction; this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well.
Let me start by introducing myself. My name is Barrister Wacfeld Mabsant, a personal attorney to Late Mrs. Cari Collins, herein referred to as my late client. This email might come as a surprise to you, since there was no previous correspondence between us. My purpose of contacting you is for you to help secure the funds left behind by my late client, to avoid it being confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank in Ghana where this fund valued $6,100,000.00 (Six Million One hundred thousand EURO) was deposited by my client before her death.
The Bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin or the account will be declared unserviceable and the fund diverted to the Bank treasury, So far all my efforts to get hold of someone related to her has proved abortive. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for some years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased.
I shall provide all the documents to back up the claim as my client's Next of Kin. All I require is your honest,full cooperation and commitments to enable us achieve this transaction.
I wish to point out that I want 10% of this money to be shared among charity Organizations, while the remaining 90% would be shared equally between us. This transaction is 100% risk free. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement which will protect you from any breach of the law.
Upon receipt of this letter, you are require to forward to me your full details such as:
1. Your Full Names
2. Home/ mailing address
3. Phone Numbers
4. Age
5. Occupation

I have worked out the modalities for the persecution of this transaction which had meets all necessary requirements in our country and those of international arbitration.
PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.
Warm regards,
Barrister Wacfeld Mabsant

[Terry Kenny]

wacfeld mabsant. what a name

[M H]

I'm amazed these scammers still bother. Who on earth would follow it up?

[Terry Kenny]

rout posted a funny one one DF, from some african bird stating her undying love to him, and her availability for instant marriage

[Randall]

thats probably the most laughable one ive seen.

[M H]

rout posted a funny one one DF, from some african bird stating her undying love to him, and her availability for instant marriage

No comment mate

[Terry Kenny]

rout posted a funny one one DF, from some african bird stating her undying love to him, and her availability for instant marriage

No comment mate

oh grow up mate, recent events should show you there is more to life.

[M H]

Behave Terry, I do sarcasm which I know doesn't come across when written. I did wonder whether it was Helen Keller that sent the mail though!

[Sheep Shagger]

rout posted a funny one one DF, from some african bird stating her undying love to him, and her availability for instant marriage

No comment mate

poor cow, 30 million males in the UK and her email found its way to routy! now thats unlucky