Thorn has no chance of winning an election... but an erection... that is a different matterHalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 5:16 pmDon’t worry mate, I’m in charge of Thorns policies. I’ll make sure that when elected he will refund your vet fees for the last 12 months.
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Thorn's manifesto..
" ERECTIONS WIN ELECTIONS"
" ERECTIONS WIN ELECTIONS"
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I’m stealing that.
I can see Thorn now in the House of Commons
Speaker “Would the right honourable member stop masturbating in the chamber”
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A vote for Thorn is a vote for...err
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Dry testicles
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Empty sac
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FFS
oche balboa wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:58 am Would be a cold day in hell before you two have a disagreement. I thought you was the same person. perhaps you are brothers
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Just to make it clear, I had nothing to do with the derailment of this thread.
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE
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God, I’m lonely.
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Ffs lads come on
What would paul woodage think?
What would paul woodage think?
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The simple solution is.
Don’t come onto the forum.
If you don’t like it and think it’s drivel, then don’t fucking read it.
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I think that’s a bit disrespectful to your future MP The right honourable Thorn.
Would you vote for him if he stood in the Crewe and Nantwich seat?
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Woodage was right.HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pmI think that’s a bit disrespectful to your future MP The right honourable Thorn.
Would you vote for him if he stood in the Crewe and Nantwich seat?
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sennafan24 wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pmWoodage was right.HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pmI think that’s a bit disrespectful to your future MP The right honourable Thorn.
Would you vote for him if he stood in the Crewe and Nantwich seat?
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