2021 Premier League

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat May 08, 2021 6:00 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 5:16 pm
Randall wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 4:35 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 12:21 pm
Randall wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 11:48 am Is it still £500?
I believe it is.
Ask the vet for my share
Don’t worry mate, I’m in charge of Thorns policies. I’ll make sure that when elected he will refund your vet fees for the last 12 months.
Thorn has no chance of winning an election... but an erection... that is a different matter

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat May 08, 2021 6:01 pm

Thorn's manifesto..

" ERECTIONS WIN ELECTIONS"

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat May 08, 2021 6:09 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 6:01 pm Thorn's manifesto..

" ERECTIONS WIN ELECTIONS"
I’m stealing that. 😂

I can see Thorn now in the House of Commons

Speaker “Would the right honourable member stop masturbating in the chamber”
‘For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted’

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by HalloweenJack » Sun May 09, 2021 7:34 am

A vote for Thorn is a vote for...err
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Jimmi » Sun May 09, 2021 12:20 pm

Dry testicles
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun May 09, 2021 1:04 pm

Empty sac

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by sennafan24 » Sun May 09, 2021 4:15 pm

FFS
oche balboa wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:58 am Would be a cold day in hell before you two have a disagreement. I thought you was the same person. perhaps you are brothers


Who knows....

Who cares.....

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by The Thorn » Sun May 09, 2021 5:15 pm

Just to make it clear, I had nothing to do with the derailment of this thread.
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Safc » Sun May 09, 2021 5:19 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:15 pm Just to make it clear, I had nothing to do with the derailment of this thread.
No that's Jimmi and his filthy mind
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Jimmi » Sun May 09, 2021 5:32 pm

Safc wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:19 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:15 pm Just to make it clear, I had nothing to do with the derailment of this thread.
No that's Jimmi and his filthy mind
God, I’m lonely.
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Randall » Sun May 09, 2021 5:35 pm

Ffs lads come on
What would paul woodage think?
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun May 09, 2021 5:38 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:32 pm
Safc wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:19 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:15 pm Just to make it clear, I had nothing to do with the derailment of this thread.
No that's Jimmi and his filthy mind
God, I’m a lonely Tory.

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Jimmi » Sun May 09, 2021 5:39 pm

Randall wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:35 pm Ffs lads come on
What would paul woodage think?
The simple solution is.

Don’t come onto the forum.

If you don’t like it and think it’s drivel, then don’t fucking read it.
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Jimmi » Sun May 09, 2021 5:39 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:38 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:32 pm
Safc wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:19 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:15 pm Just to make it clear, I had nothing to do with the derailment of this thread.
No that's Jimmi and his filthy mind
God, I’m a lonely Tory.
:D
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Randall » Sun May 09, 2021 5:41 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:35 pm Ffs lads come on
What would paul woodage think?
The simple solution is.

Don’t come onto the forum.

If you don’t like it and think it’s drivel, then don’t fucking read it.
I obviously enjoy reading drivel
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun May 09, 2021 5:42 pm

Randall wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:41 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:35 pm Ffs lads come on
What would paul woodage think?
The simple solution is.

Don’t come onto the forum.

If you don’t like it and think it’s drivel, then don’t fucking read it.
I obviously enjoy writing drivel
We know :D

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Jimmi » Sun May 09, 2021 5:43 pm

Randall wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:41 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:39 pm
Randall wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:35 pm Ffs lads come on
What would paul woodage think?
The simple solution is.

Don’t come onto the forum.

If you don’t like it and think it’s drivel, then don’t fucking read it.
I obviously enjoy reading drivel
And toast and Columbo
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by HalloweenJack » Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:15 pmFFS
I think that’s a bit disrespectful to your future MP The right honourable Thorn.
Would you vote for him if he stood in the Crewe and Nantwich seat?
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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by sennafan24 » Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:15 pmFFS
I think that’s a bit disrespectful to your future MP The right honourable Thorn.
Would you vote for him if he stood in the Crewe and Nantwich seat?
Woodage was right.
oche balboa wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:58 am Would be a cold day in hell before you two have a disagreement. I thought you was the same person. perhaps you are brothers


Who knows....

Who cares.....

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Re: 2021 Premier League

Post by Jimmi » Sun May 09, 2021 5:50 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:49 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:15 pmFFS
I think that’s a bit disrespectful to your future MP The right honourable Thorn.
Would you vote for him if he stood in the Crewe and Nantwich seat?
Woodage was right.
:lol:
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