“And almost has worse eye-sight than Randall from doing it!”tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
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tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
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There is nothing wrong with my earsJimmi wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:23 pm“And almost has worse eye-sight than Randall from doing it!”tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
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Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
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+1
He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
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He may soon be asking for its removal from the alphabet altogether....Rogg wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm+1
He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
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Domestos ?Rogg wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm+1
He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
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We all know he’s said the word “Dominoes” several times.Rogg wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm+1
He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
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He's probably afraid of that tooSafc wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:49 pmDomestos ?Rogg wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm+1
He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
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your knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem
Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him
Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general
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Well deserved
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Car crash tv.Rogg wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:08 amyour knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem
Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him
Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread
What a despicable prick this guy isRogg wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:08 amyour knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem
Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him
Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general
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+1LoweBristowWilson wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 10:56 amWhat a despicable prick this guy isRogg wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:08 amyour knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem
Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him
Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general
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If he had won anything of merit he would have earned the right to be a smug cunt
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He's earned the right to be a fat cunt.
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