Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Superleague_Sid » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:06 pm

Smiths gotta have been fuming at Wade being given the nod to replace Gezzy. After saying he’s better than 5 players in the list or whatever it was - ouch!

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Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:06 pm Smiths gotta have been fuming at Wade being given the nod to replace Gezzy. After saying he’s better than 5 players in the list or whatever it was - ouch!
Gezzy wouldn’t have been one of them and neither is his replacement.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Superleague_Sid » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:57 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:42 pm
Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:06 pm Smiths gotta have been fuming at Wade being given the nod to replace Gezzy. After saying he’s better than 5 players in the list or whatever it was - ouch!
Gezzy wouldn’t have been one of them and neither is his replacement.
Agreed but he still wasn’t even first reserve - bet he regrets that interview.

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Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:01 pm

Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:57 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:42 pm
Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:06 pm Smiths gotta have been fuming at Wade being given the nod to replace Gezzy. After saying he’s better than 5 players in the list or whatever it was - ouch!
Gezzy wouldn’t have been one of them and neither is his replacement.
Agreed but he still wasn’t even first reserve - bet he regrets that interview.
I don’t think it has done him any favours, but even if he had said nothing. Wade would always have been first reserve on account of his recent major win and world ranking. Who the second reserve (if there is such a thing) would have been would have been would be interesting?
Chizzy or Smith ?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:02 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:01 pm
Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:57 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:42 pm
Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:06 pm Smiths gotta have been fuming at Wade being given the nod to replace Gezzy. After saying he’s better than 5 players in the list or whatever it was - ouch!
Gezzy wouldn’t have been one of them and neither is his replacement.
Agreed but he still wasn’t even first reserve - bet he regrets that interview.
I don’t think it has done him any favours, but even if he had said nothing. Wade would always have been first reserve on account of his recent major win and world ranking. Who the second reserve (if there is such a thing) would have been would have been would be interesting?
Chizzy or Smith ?
No, it's not interesting at all.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:04 pm

Chizzy.

He's higher in the OOM and had a much better World Championship.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:06 pm

The Thorn wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:02 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:01 pm
Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:57 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:42 pm
Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:06 pm Smiths gotta have been fuming at Wade being given the nod to replace Gezzy. After saying he’s better than 5 players in the list or whatever it was - ouch!
Gezzy wouldn’t have been one of them and neither is his replacement.
Agreed but he still wasn’t even first reserve - bet he regrets that interview.
I don’t think it has done him any favours, but even if he had said nothing. Wade would always have been first reserve on account of his recent major win and world ranking. Who the second reserve (if there is such a thing) would have been would have been would be interesting?
Chizzy or Smith ?
No, it's not interesting at all.
It’s irrelevant now anyway.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:07 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:04 pm Chizzy.

He's higher in the OOM and had a much better World Championship.
But Chizzy isn’t a Shanghai Master.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:13 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:06 pm
The Thorn wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:02 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:01 pm
Superleague_Sid wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:57 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:42 pm

Gezzy wouldn’t have been one of them and neither is his replacement.
Agreed but he still wasn’t even first reserve - bet he regrets that interview.
I don’t think it has done him any favours, but even if he had said nothing. Wade would always have been first reserve on account of his recent major win and world ranking. Who the second reserve (if there is such a thing) would have been would have been would be interesting?
Chizzy or Smith ?
No, it's not interesting at all.
It’s irrelevant now anyway.
Yes, it is.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:55 pm

Today Michael was lacerated by Steve Lennon.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm

Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem

Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him

Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:54 pm

Fuck Michael Shit. I hate no player more other than the actual criminals and Wallys.
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