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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:23 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
“And almost has worse eye-sight than Randall from doing it!”
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:50 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:15 pm

Jimmi wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
“And almost has worse eye-sight than Randall from doing it!”
There is nothing wrong with my ears
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:18 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:15 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
“And almost has worse eye-sight than Randall from doing it!”
There is nothing wrong with my ears
:lol:
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Rogg » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:28 pm

Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:29 pm

Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:28 pm Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
Yeah... it's great isn't it...

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Rogg » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:29 pm
Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:28 pm Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
Yeah... it's great isn't it...
+1

He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:49 pm

Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:29 pm
Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:28 pm Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
Yeah... it's great isn't it...
+1

He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
He may soon be asking for its removal from the alphabet altogether....

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Safc » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:49 pm

Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:29 pm
Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:28 pm Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
Yeah... it's great isn't it...
+1

He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
Domestos ?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:35 pm

Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:29 pm
Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:28 pm Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
Yeah... it's great isn't it...
+1

He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
We all know he’s said the word “Dominoes” several times.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Gidra » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:49 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:15 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
“And almost has worse eye-sight than Randall from doing it!”
There is nothing wrong with my ears
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:53 pm

Safc wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:49 pm
Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:42 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:29 pm
Rogg wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:28 pm Dimitri winning a Pro Tour. He'll be mad as hell.
Yeah... it's great isn't it...
+1

He'll be getting increasingly irritated by Dirk too: TV finalist, now a Pro Tour winner... and definitely don't mention De Sousa. Or Durrant. In fact don't use the letter D at all.
Domestos ?
He's probably afraid of that too
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Rogg » Sat May 01, 2021 9:08 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem

Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him

Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general

your knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sat May 01, 2021 9:18 am

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat May 01, 2021 10:00 am

Rogg wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 9:08 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem

Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him

Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general

your knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by LoweBristowWilson » Sat May 01, 2021 10:56 am

Rogg wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 9:08 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem

Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him

Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general

your knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.
What a despicable prick this guy is

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat May 01, 2021 10:59 am

LoweBristowWilson wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 10:56 am
Rogg wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 9:08 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem

Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him

Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general

your knob of the week, folks... dare you to watch it again.
What a despicable prick this guy is
+1

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sat May 01, 2021 6:25 pm

If he had won anything of merit he would have earned the right to be a smug cunt
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat May 01, 2021 6:48 pm

Randall wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 6:25 pm If he had won anything of merit he would have earned the right to be a smug cunt
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Tommo » Sat May 01, 2021 7:35 pm

He's earned the right to be a fat cunt.
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