Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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Post by Jimmi » Sun Apr 25, 2021 8:14 pm

Deluded cunt.
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Post by Mabbsy » Sun Apr 25, 2021 8:21 pm

Today, Michael had a double dose of imodium prior to play commencing

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Post by Rogg » Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:10 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:52 pm Some pretty insane quotes from Smith in the interview, says beating Dimitri today proves to himself that he's better than him and should be in the prem

Also says "if you told me this morning i'd be in a semi final against Beeney it wouldnt be worth getting out of bed for" basically that he wouldn't even have to play darts to beat him

Patronising towards the intereviewer as well, sometimes i think he's a nice bloke just irritating to watch his on stage attitude but he's actually just a complete twat in general

Smiffy seems to be carrying more and more crap around with him and is ever more bothered by the weight of it all. Winning seems to make it worse if anything. Awful.

When (WHEN) he wins a big old TV title he'll go full Father Ted at the Golden Cleric awards and just tear down everyone.
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:12 pm

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:31 pm

He comes across as an arrogant cunt.

I dislike him more after that interview..

A total prick

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:39 pm

What an absolute wanker
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:42 pm

Fuck tard
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Post by shenmue » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:03 am

Fat cunt is a disgrace to humanity and darts

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Tommo » Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:56 am

He should be shot and deported.
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Post by viced92 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:57 am

Interview was horrific viewing

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Post by oche balboa » Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:58 am

Was a terrible interview
The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:39 pm
Rather top myself than watch 1 minute of this shite

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:53 pm

Every single player in the PL this year has at some point won a major/tv title. Until he wins one ( if he ever does) he ought to keep his mouth shut.

I am sure I heard him say he made 3 major finals last year?
Maybe Maths isn’t his strong point but he made 1 ( Masters final)
Does he really think he was going to get in the PL when all the newbies won a major title. Duzza won the PL, Asp was PL R.Up. Smith also slipped down the rankings.
Even if they had picked the 10th spot after the worlds it would more than likely have been Wade who got the spot.
Smith has also stated he will be back in the top 4 come the end of the season.
What sort of money is he defending?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Mon Apr 26, 2021 5:38 pm

at least 70k from the match play
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Mon Apr 26, 2021 6:10 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:53 pm Every single player in the PL this year has at some point won a major/tv title. Until he wins one ( if he ever does) he ought to keep his mouth shut.

I am sure I heard him say he made 3 major finals last year?
Maybe Maths isn’t his strong point but he made 1 ( Masters final)
Does he really think he was going to get in the PL when all the newbies won a major title. Duzza won the PL, Asp was PL R.Up. Smith also slipped down the rankings.
Even if they had picked the 10th spot after the worlds it would more than likely have been Wade who got the spot.
Smith has also stated he will be back in the top 4 come the end of the season.
What sort of money is he defending?
He's #8 right now and also #8 after the 2022 Worlds. So basically no change if he doesn't get his act together
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:27 pm

Thornton should be back in the PL if he can beat titans like Michael Shit.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:29 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:27 pm Thornton should be back in the PL if he can beat titans like Michael Shit.
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Post by The Thorn » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:30 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:27 pm Thornton should be back in the PL if he can beat titans like Michael Shit.
Rather him than the obese bottler
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:31 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:30 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:27 pm Thornton should be back in the PL if he can beat titans like Michael Shit.
Rather him than the obese bottler
A 2 time major winner vs a lifelong choker. Should be an easy pick.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm

"How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:22 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:36 pm "How did I lose to a guy on TDF who is always wanking"
:lol:
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