Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

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Post by Emulsfier » Thu Jul 08, 2021 3:50 pm

Barty v Sabalenka would be a competitive final. Pliskobot would absolutely melt.
Boring Brendas number one and (almost) only fan.

Smithys number one and (definitely not) only hater.

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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:20 pm

Sabalenka really doesn't look good on grass
Off balance so often
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:24 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:20 pm Sabalenka really doesn't look good on grass
Off balance so often
she doesn't look good on any surface... ugly bitch

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Post by Emulsfier » Thu Jul 08, 2021 6:00 pm

Congrats to Barty on winning the title.
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:15 pm

Uninspiring 1st set
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:18 pm

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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:35 pm

Oh dear
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:39 pm

Beckham looking as big a cock as ever
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:33 pm

Must have been long odds on him taking a set after the bagel
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:37 pm

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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:09 pm

Djokovic has something to think about
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:20 pm

Djokovic is playing overly cautious
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:36 pm

Djokovic not even out of 2nd gear and still wins the set
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:28 pm

Over the 2 sets the Canadian has been the better player overall
Just at the crucial moments he has wilted a little
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Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:28 pm

Further it went the stronger the goat became
The Canadian will win slams down the line
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:55 pm

The juniors play the same format as the "elite women" then
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Gidra » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:04 pm

Randall wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:55 pm The juniors play the same format as the "elite women" then
Should they ask for same money?
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Randall » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:08 pm

Gidra wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:04 pm
Randall wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:55 pm The juniors play the same format as the "elite women" then
Should they ask for same money?
The women talk about "equality" so surely it should be?
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Gidra » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:12 pm

Randall wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:08 pm
Gidra wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:04 pm
Randall wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:55 pm The juniors play the same format as the "elite women" then
Should they ask for same money?
The women talk about "equality" so surely it should be?
Or else it would be ageism
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Re: Tennis Thread - That's an Ace

Post by Safc » Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:13 pm

Djokovic in 4 in the final I reckon
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