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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue May 18, 2021 9:17 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:15 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:11 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:07 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:05 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 7:46 pm

This thread slipped my notice so I apologize for the bleated fuck you.

Fuck you.
You took your time 😀
I vow to be more prompt in detecting Dolanhaters.
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if you draw a clock on it and place the flannel on the top, it may work

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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue May 18, 2021 11:44 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:11 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:05 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:03 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 10:22 am Image
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You are on your own there

What is there to like about him???????
I rewatched the eurotour final he choked away and felt a little sorry for him, and i really liked the time he pissed off painter. Thats about it though.
Pipe v Painter having a fracas would be better than watching them play darts. I’d back Pipe as he used to box although I reckon painter is pretty handy.
I’m sure Randall once stated he could take em.
I reckon Randy would claim to be able to take, Pipe, Painter and Hankey at the same time 😁
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by Emulsfier » Wed May 19, 2021 12:24 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 11:44 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:11 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:05 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:03 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 10:22 am Image
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You are on your own there

What is there to like about him???????
I rewatched the eurotour final he choked away and felt a little sorry for him, and i really liked the time he pissed off painter. Thats about it though.
Pipe v Painter having a fracas would be better than watching them play darts. I’d back Pipe as he used to box although I reckon painter is pretty handy.
I’m sure Randall once stated he could take em.
I reckon Randy would claim to be able to take, Pipe, Painter and Hankey at the same time 😁
I remember Pipe actually being a little tough? The first time the PDC did the tour mates thing back in 2012/13 i think quite a few players said he was the one they would most want on side in a fight. Painter is a pathetic drip.
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by Jimmi » Wed May 19, 2021 8:47 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 11:44 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:11 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:05 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 9:03 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 10:22 am Image
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You are on your own there

What is there to like about him???????
I rewatched the eurotour final he choked away and felt a little sorry for him, and i really liked the time he pissed off painter. Thats about it though.
I reckon Randy would claim to be able to take, Pipe, Painter and Hankey at the same time 😁
Just in a fight? Or?
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed May 19, 2021 8:22 pm

2 for the price of 1

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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by Randall » Wed May 19, 2021 8:24 pm

Vile
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Post by Jimmi » Wed May 19, 2021 8:55 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:22 pm 2 for the price of 1

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:lol:
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri May 21, 2021 2:36 pm

A wordsearch for Mr Woodage

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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by Randall » Fri May 21, 2021 3:07 pm

He wouldn't like that
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Post by Captain Hobo » Fri May 28, 2021 7:17 am

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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Fri May 28, 2021 7:30 am

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He looks like he could be John Majors brother.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Fri May 28, 2021 7:43 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 7:30 am
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He looks like he could be John Majors brother.
Are you not aware who it is?
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by Randall » Fri May 28, 2021 1:34 pm

An aussie politician?
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri May 28, 2021 1:36 pm

Mitch McConnell

A US politician cunt

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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by Randall » Fri May 28, 2021 1:36 pm

What's he done?
Beyond just being a politician?
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Sun May 30, 2021 10:57 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 1:36 pm Mitch McConnell

A US politician cunt
Never heard of him. He does bare a strong resemblance to former U.K. PM John Major ( particularly around the eyes)
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Re: The Official Cunt Thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Mon May 31, 2021 1:20 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 10:57 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 1:36 pm Mitch McConnell

A US politician cunt
Never heard of him. He does bare a strong resemblance to former U.K. PM John Major ( particularly around the eyes)
Looks more like a turtle.

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