The Official TDF Dog Walking Thread

[tungsten tossers]

Unceremoniously awoken by a large apparently ravenous animal at 4am

Paula Jacklin?

He wishes

All his dreams coming true........

[Jimmi]

Unceremoniously awoken by a large apparently ravenous animal at 4am

Paula Jacklin?

He wishes

You would.
You filthy cunt.

[tungsten tossers]

Unceremoniously awoken by a large apparently ravenous animal at 4am

Paula Jacklin?

He wishes

You would.
You filthy cunt.

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

[Jimmi]

Unceremoniously awoken by a large apparently ravenous animal at 4am

Paula Jacklin?

He wishes

You would.
You filthy cunt.

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

[tungsten tossers]

Paula Jacklin?

He wishes

You would.
You filthy cunt.

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

It's a purer breed than Bo

[The Thorn]

He wishes

You would.
You filthy cunt.

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

It's a purer breed than Bo

Probably bites less, too

[Randall]

Unceremoniously awoken by a large apparently ravenous animal at 4am

Paula Jacklin?

Vile

[Randall]

Insulin dose reduced.
Hopefully on the way to being off it

[Tommo]

Paula Jacklin?

He wishes

You would.
You filthy cunt.

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

I know someone that did.

[Jimmi]

He wishes

You would.
You filthy cunt.

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

I know someone that did.

Was it Thorn?

Or Keith Lard?

[Tommo]

You would.
You filthy cunt.

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

I know someone that did.

Was it Thorn?

Or Keith Lard?

Was a bloke called Stan Gamble, he got 6 months and the pick of the litter. (That last bit's a joke.).

[Jimmi]

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

I know someone that did.

Was it Thorn?

Or Keith Lard?

Was a bloke called Stan Gamble, he got 6 months and the pick of the litter. (That last bit's a joke.).

Did he get the pick of the litter in prison?

Or was the fucker now the fuckee?

[tungsten tossers]

Even with Randy's eyesight, that has gotta scare the shit out of him, and the Alsatian.....

I’d rather fuck an Alsatian.

I know someone that did.

Was it Thorn?

Or Keith Lard?

Was a bloke called Stan Gamble, he got 6 months and the pick of the litter. (That last bit's a joke.).

[Randall]

Don't think we will be out long in this heat
Had to break my shorts out

[tungsten tossers]

Don't think we will be out long in this heat
Had to break my shorts out

[Randall]

Ffs
The alsatian is pissing blood everywhere

[Jimmi]

Ffs
The alsatian is pissing blood everywhere

Not good…
At all.

[Randall]

Ffs
The alsatian is pissing blood everywhere

Not good…
At all.

And its Sunday again
Fuck me

[Randall]

Got better through the day.
Avoided the emergency vets at least

[Jimmi]

Got better through the day.
Avoided the emergency vets at least

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