Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by Suspect Device » Thu Nov 17, 2022 3:07 pm

Love these wind up threads. Just throw the darts. If you're shit now, what chance you got against DBG and his stainless steel balls in competition.
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm

I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
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Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:00 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Aim for 19s
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Post by Jimmi » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:43 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Likely throwing across yourself which is also what I do.
Doesn’t usually happen as much after a few beers.
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:44 pm

Malt if you are constantly drifting to one side you might try standing more to the left or to the right

Its one of many possible fixes
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by Ross, Bob » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote:I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
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Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:46 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote:I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
Have you?
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by Ross, Bob » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:51 pm

The Thorn wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote:I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
Have you?
Yes, more than once.
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:51 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:51 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote:I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
Have you?
Yes, more than once.
27 times?
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by Ross, Bob » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:52 pm

The Thorn wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:51 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote:I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
Have you?
Yes, more than once.
27 times?
Not sure, I have trouble counting.
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:53 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:52 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:51 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
Have you?
Yes, more than once.
27 times?
Not sure, I have trouble cunting.
I know
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:22 pm

Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:43 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Likely throwing across yourself which is also what I do.
Doesn’t usually happen as much after a few beers.
I'll keep this in mind when i have a throw during my lunch break, thanks mate
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:22 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote:I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
Good idea mate. I will give snooker a go and keep you updated
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:24 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:22 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:43 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Likely throwing across yourself which is also what I do.
Doesn’t usually happen as much after a few beers.
I'll keep this in mind when i have a throw during my lunch break, thanks mate
You can't drink at work? That's horrible. If my boss calls me before I finished my second pint I tell him to fuck off
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by Ross, Bob » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:33 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote:
Ross, Bob wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:45 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote:I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Maybe because you’re shit at darts? Have you considered snooker?
Good idea mate. I will give snooker a go and keep you updated
Please do. I’m a huge snooker fan.
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by vizIIsto » Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:03 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
That's child abuse.




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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by Ross, Bob » Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:04 pm

vizIIsto wrote:
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
That's child abuse.
That’s projection.

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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by Jimmi » Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:26 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:22 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:43 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Likely throwing across yourself which is also what I do.
Doesn’t usually happen as much after a few beers.
I'll keep this in mind when i have a throw during my lunch break, thanks mate
No worries, mate.
And Thorn likely had a point.
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Re: Why can’t I stop hitting 5s!

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:40 pm

Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:26 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:22 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:43 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm I also need advice as to why the fuck i hit so many single 12s after playing for about 2 years
Likely throwing across yourself which is also what I do.
Doesn’t usually happen as much after a few beers.
I'll keep this in mind when i have a throw during my lunch break, thanks mate
No worries, mate.
And Thorn likely had a pint.
Or two
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