Fuck off Barney thread

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Post by sennafan24 » Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:35 pm

- Cheating on his wife with a barmaid.
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:36 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:31 pm Image
How could I forget :lol: In all fairness, Taylor was a right dickhead here. Like many other instances in his career.
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Post by cannibal » Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:58 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:02 pm Can someone find his marriage proposal to Taylor in Vegas?
Pmsl his love for bunting lets not forget that romance story.
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Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Randall » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:04 pm

This could be a very productive thread
I almost hope he gets a card
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Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:25 pm

Randall wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:04 pm This could be a very productive thread
I almost hope he gets a card
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Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:31 pm

And again

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Post by Mabbsy » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:42 pm

Leave Barney alone fellas, or something

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Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:54 pm

Van Barneveld on 'disaster' farewell year and redemption plan

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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:59 pm

tungsten tossers wrote:Van Barneveld on 'disaster' farewell year and redemption plan

https://www.pdc.tv/news/2021/02/05/van- ... ption-plan
Thats a long way of saying "I am playing Q School because am skint as all my exbos got cancelled"
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Post by HalloweenJack » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:05 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:31 pm Image
Barney did nothing wrong regarding that incident.
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Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:12 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:05 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:31 pm Image
Barney did nothing wrong regarding that incident.
It was all the pre-match rubbish, admittedly, just handbags

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Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:23 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:35 pm - Cheating on his wife with a barmaid.
Is this the person he is currently with?
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Post by sennafan24 » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:25 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:23 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:35 pm - Cheating on his wife with a barmaid.
Is this the person he is currently with?
No - http://www.tsod.tv/forum/viewtopic.php? ... =40#p58315
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We would get more of this

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Post by Cinnamon Bun » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:39 pm

The Gronk wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:31 pm We would get more of this

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Oh god I do hope he doesn't start all that bollocks again.
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Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:54 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:35 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:43 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:09 pm Other stand-out "incidents" may include-

- "Stephen Bunting, ladies and gentlemen"

- "I put darts on the map in Europe" whilst inferring that he is entitled to wildcards in unranked tv events

- "If someone (Gando) accuses me of unfair playing, we have a chat there TRUST ME"

- Slowing down and pissing off everyone's beloved Wade at the Slam. "I've been struggling for years"

- In the aftermath of losing in a deciding leg to Wright in the Schalke German WS Event, responding to Twitter troll Tom Campbell by direct message that "I hope you lose all of your money and die soon. You and your family".

- Getting "hypnotized by a witch doctor" and subsequently getting smashed by then-unknown James "Best of British" Richardson

- Chucking darts at the bull in disgust in double start format, to a chorus of boos, while getting ironed by Merv in Dublin

- Other embarrassing tv defeats may include 7-0 and 5-0 defeats in the PL and GSOD respectively to Bellyboy, Tic Bridge, Simon Stevenson and losing to Ian White every time they've played on tv.
Quite rate him wishing death on a twitter troll tbf
If he'd have stopped at the first sentence it would've been funny and fair but he had to ruin it
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Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by sennafan24 » Fri Feb 05, 2021 8:10 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:54 pm Nah
You remind me a bit of Barney.
oche balboa wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:58 am Would be a cold day in hell before you two have a disagreement. I thought you was the same person. perhaps you are brothers


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