The Thorn's Tedious Tirades. Latest: Stanning over a Dimitri tribute act and Dave Owen

[Randall]

A work life balance is very important
I spent so many years with my nose pressed to the grindstone I didn't even notice my missus didn't like me anymore

[Captain Hobo]

I will not post any more in the number thread. It's a start.

And a good one. I shall follow.

[HalloweenJack]

How many hours a week are you contracted at work?

20 but I always do more

Problem is I love this workplace and the people I am desperate to stay here. I can't just fuck it off

Also I need the money because another problem is I want to move out from parents

I’m sure your parents ( who you once claimed you hadn’t seen for years) will be gutted when you leave mate.

[sennafan24]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

Buy some weights and do some exercises at home. I do a 15 minute daily workout and it keeps me in shape.

I also run 2 miles daily, but that's more because I enjoy it more than anything.

[The Thorn]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

Buy some weights and do some exercises at home. I do a 15 minute daily workout and it keeps me in shape.

I also run 2 miles daily, but that's more because I enjoy it more than anything.

Thanks mate

[HalloweenJack]

They all like me

You seem a likeable guy..

In real life I am more likeable than on the forum

Well being as you are a compulsive liar on the forum, how do we know that to be true?

Can't possibly top that

Definitely a game set and match moment.

[TheMalteseDart]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

Buy some weights and do some exercises at home. I do a 15 minute daily workout and it keeps me in shape.

I also run 2 miles daily, but that's more because I enjoy it more than anything.

In lockdown I had to start working from home and all I wanted to do was run. I got fit by my standards and was running like 3 5ks a week, now I’m back to being a lazy bastard. Do you run in the mornings before work or after? How do you make it enjoyable?

Running is gruelling, but feels so rewarding, would take any advice to keep a routine

[sennafan24]

In lockdown I had to start working from home and all I wanted to do was run. I got fit by my standards and was running like 3 5ks a week, now I’m back to being a lazy bastard. Do you run in the mornings before work or after? How do you make it enjoyable?

Running is gruelling, but feels so rewarding, would take any advice to keep a routine

I usually do it in the early evenings or very early in the mornings. I'll have a few months where I'll run at say 5am, then change it to 8pm for a while. Not only are these the times of day where I have the most free time, but my body is more sensitive to heat then it is to coldness. Hence why I struggle with summer temperatures but not winter temperatures. It's whatever works best for you really.

I make the running more enjoyable by listening to music while I do it. I guess you could also listen to a podcast or something similar. I only take my earphones out briefly when pushing a pedestrian button which forms part of my route.

I also have a set route. I circle the perimeter of the area I live, which is around 2.2 - 2.3 miles. To mix things up in the past I've circled said perimeter clockwise and anti-clockwise. I've also occasionally extended the circle so it became a 3 mile run. I personally don't mind the monotony of a set route so much, but I understand why others do and have to mix things up more often and in more creative ways.

[Suspect Device]

In lockdown I had to start working from home and all I wanted to do was run. I got fit by my standards and was running like 3 5ks a week, now I’m back to being a lazy bastard. Do you run in the mornings before work or after? How do you make it enjoyable?

Running is gruelling, but feels so rewarding, would take any advice to keep a routine

I usually do it in the early evenings or very early in the mornings. I'll have a few months where I'll run at say 5am, then change it to 8pm for a while. Not only are these the times of day where I have the most free time, but my body is more sensitive to heat then it is to coldness. Hence why I struggle with summer temperatures but not winter temperatures. It's whatever works best for you really.

I make the running more enjoyable by listening to music while I do it. I guess you could also listen to a podcast or something similar. I only take my earphones out briefly when pushing a pedestrian button which forms part of my route.

I also have a set route. I circle the perimeter of the area I live, which is around 2.2 - 2.3 miles. To mix things up in the past I've circled said perimeter clockwise and anti-clockwise. I've also occasionally extended the circle so it became a 3 mile run. I personally don't mind the monotony of a set route so much, but I understand why others do and have to mix things up more often and in more creative ways.

You could join a gym - some open 24/7 - or go to a shop and steal some chocolate and get the owner to chase you, that would be different. I prefer swimming, sauna, Jacuzzi, shower, all indoors no matter the weather. Not forgetting the lovely ladies always up for a chat. Any form of exercise is good for the body and mind. Watch out for those speeding cyclists.

[HalloweenJack]

In lockdown I had to start working from home and all I wanted to do was run. I got fit by my standards and was running like 3 5ks a week, now I’m back to being a lazy bastard. Do you run in the mornings before work or after? How do you make it enjoyable?

Running is gruelling, but feels so rewarding, would take any advice to keep a routine

I usually do it in the early evenings or very early in the mornings. I'll have a few months where I'll run at say 5am, then change it to 8pm for a while. Not only are these the times of day where I have the most free time, but my body is more sensitive to heat then it is to coldness. Hence why I struggle with summer temperatures but not winter temperatures. It's whatever works best for you really.

I make the running more enjoyable by listening to music while I do it. I guess you could also listen to a podcast or something similar. I only take my earphones out briefly when pushing a pedestrian button which forms part of my route.

I also have a set route. I circle the perimeter of the area I live, which is around 2.2 - 2.3 miles. To mix things up in the past I've circled said perimeter clockwise and anti-clockwise. I've also occasionally extended the circle so it became a 3 mile run. I personally don't mind the monotony of a set route so much, but I understand why others do and have to mix things up more often and in more creative ways.

You could join a gym - some open 24/7 - or go to a shop and steal some chocolate and get the owner to chase you, that would be different. I prefer swimming, sauna, Jacuzzi, shower, all indoors no matter the weather. Not forgetting the lovely ladies always up for a chat. Any form of exercise is good for the body and mind. Watch out for those speeding cyclists.

I prefer running on a treadmill to actually running outdoors. I also prefer to swim then look forward to the steam room afterwards.
True story a gym where I was one a member banned someone for being caught having a wank in the steam room.

[Suspect Device]

In lockdown I had to start working from home and all I wanted to do was run. I got fit by my standards and was running like 3 5ks a week, now I’m back to being a lazy bastard. Do you run in the mornings before work or after? How do you make it enjoyable?

Running is gruelling, but feels so rewarding, would take any advice to keep a routine

I usually do it in the early evenings or very early in the mornings. I'll have a few months where I'll run at say 5am, then change it to 8pm for a while. Not only are these the times of day where I have the most free time, but my body is more sensitive to heat then it is to coldness. Hence why I struggle with summer temperatures but not winter temperatures. It's whatever works best for you really.

I make the running more enjoyable by listening to music while I do it. I guess you could also listen to a podcast or something similar. I only take my earphones out briefly when pushing a pedestrian button which forms part of my route.

I also have a set route. I circle the perimeter of the area I live, which is around 2.2 - 2.3 miles. To mix things up in the past I've circled said perimeter clockwise and anti-clockwise. I've also occasionally extended the circle so it became a 3 mile run. I personally don't mind the monotony of a set route so much, but I understand why others do and have to mix things up more often and in more creative ways.

You could join a gym - some open 24/7 - or go to a shop and steal some chocolate and get the owner to chase you, that would be different. I prefer swimming, sauna, Jacuzzi, shower, all indoors no matter the weather. Not forgetting the lovely ladies always up for a chat. Any form of exercise is good for the body and mind. Watch out for those speeding cyclists.

I prefer running on a treadmill to actually running outdoors. I also prefer to swim then look forward to the steam room afterwards.
True story a gym where I was one a member banned someone for being caught having a wank in the steam room.

Did She use a toy or her fingers? There's the difference. If it was a woman I'm sure the outcome would've been very different.

Thorn's tirades thread and he's nowhere to be seen!

[HalloweenJack]

In lockdown I had to start working from home and all I wanted to do was run. I got fit by my standards and was running like 3 5ks a week, now I’m back to being a lazy bastard. Do you run in the mornings before work or after? How do you make it enjoyable?

Running is gruelling, but feels so rewarding, would take any advice to keep a routine

I usually do it in the early evenings or very early in the mornings. I'll have a few months where I'll run at say 5am, then change it to 8pm for a while. Not only are these the times of day where I have the most free time, but my body is more sensitive to heat then it is to coldness. Hence why I struggle with summer temperatures but not winter temperatures. It's whatever works best for you really.

I make the running more enjoyable by listening to music while I do it. I guess you could also listen to a podcast or something similar. I only take my earphones out briefly when pushing a pedestrian button which forms part of my route.

I also have a set route. I circle the perimeter of the area I live, which is around 2.2 - 2.3 miles. To mix things up in the past I've circled said perimeter clockwise and anti-clockwise. I've also occasionally extended the circle so it became a 3 mile run. I personally don't mind the monotony of a set route so much, but I understand why others do and have to mix things up more often and in more creative ways.

Do you suffer from heat hypersensitivity?

[The Thorn]

Just home from the World Blindfold Wanking Championship.

No idea where I came.

[HalloweenJack]

Just home from the World Blindfold Wanking Championship.

No idea where I came.

In someone’s mouth ?

[The Thorn]

I had a dream that I was on a date with Mikuru Suzuki. Malt was dating her earlier so I felt a bit guilty, but a man has to take his chances

[The Thorn]

Goodnight

[HalloweenJack]

I had a dream that I was on a date with Mikuru Suzuki. Malt was dating her earlier so I felt a bit guilty, but a man has to take his chances

Maybe you could be in a throuple relationship?

[Ross, Bob]

How do you balance everything

- Work
- Studying
- Social life
- Exercising
- Alone time
- Sleep

Not even thinking about getting into a relationship because I already have far too much on my table, and I’m a fat ugly cunt.

I'm afraid I have already fucked myself up badly

Indeed.

[The Thorn]

How do you balance everything

- Work
- Studying
- Social life
- Exercising
- Alone time
- Sleep

Not even thinking about getting into a relationship because I already have far too much on my table, and I’m a fat ugly cunt.

I'm afraid I have already fucked myself up badly

Indeed.

I'm a bit happier than where I was writing that post. Still loads of things to sort out of course. Thanks for your support Bob

[TheMalteseDart]

I had a dream that I was on a date with Mikuru Suzuki. Malt was dating her earlier so I felt a bit guilty, but a man has to take his chances

You can date her. I'll take Sakaguchi