The Thorn's Tedious Tirades. Latest: Stanning over a Dimitri tribute act and Dave Owen

[The Thorn]

Taylor Swift please have sex with me

[Captain Hobo]

Taylor Hanson please have sex with me

[The Thorn]

Taylor Hanson please have sex with me

I wouldn't say no...

[Captain Hobo]

[Suspect Device]

Taylor Swift please have sex with me

This is why envy is a wonderful thing of those who are totally anonymous.

Bastards! As for the quote, I concur

[Suspect Device]

Did they pretend to like you? Maybe they poisoned the food

They all like me

You seem a likeable guy..

In real life I am more likeable than on the forum

Well being as you are a compulsive liar on the forum, how do we know that to be true?

Can't possibly top that

[Jimmi]

Chris Hansen please have sex with me

[The Thorn]

Chris Hansen please have sex with me

Funny story, I met him once

[Jimmi]

Chris Hansen please have sex with me

Funny story, I met him once

Twit

[The Thorn]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

[Captain Hobo]

Chris Hansen please have sex with me

Funny story, I met him once

Only once?

[Captain Hobo]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

Stop spending so much time here and on Twitter?

[The Thorn]

How do you balance everything

- Work
- Studying
- Social life
- Exercising
- Alone time
- Sleep

Not even thinking about getting into a relationship because I already have far too much on my table

I'm afraid I have already fucked myself up badly

[The Thorn]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

Stop spending so much time here and on Twitter?

I agree mate. But this is what I count as alone time. How do you get by without that? Unless you are very extroverted

[The Ginge Reaper]

How many hours a week are you contracted at work?

[Randall]

How do you balance everything

- Work
- Studying
- Social life
- Exercising
- Alone time
- Sleep

Not even thinking about getting into a relationship because I already have far too much on my table

I'm afraid I have already fucked myself up badly

50% work
49% sleep
1% fawlty towers quizzing

[The Thorn]

How many hours a week are you contracted at work?

20 but I always do more

Problem is I love this workplace and the people I am desperate to stay here. I can't just fuck it off

Also I need the money because another problem is I want to move out from parents

[Captain Hobo]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

Stop spending so much time here and on Twitter?

I agree mate. But this is what I count as alone time. How do you get by without that? Unless you are very extroverted

How much time a week do you need to devote to work and study? Maybe you can try not logging in to here until your lunch break at work? then get back to work and only log in again at the end of your shift?

If you have study, set aside specific blocks of time on your days off to get that done and don't use the internet for other reasons during that time. Or if possible get up an hour early so you can get something done before work.

Whatever your plan is you need discipline to stick to it though.

[The Thorn]

Fucking hell. I have to sort my life out. Done no uni work in months. And I'm a fat bastard.

Any tips how to figure it all out and on how not to be a lazy cunt

Stop spending so much time here and on Twitter?

I agree mate. But this is what I count as alone time. How do you get by without that? Unless you are very extroverted

How much time a week do you need to devote to work and study? Maybe you can try not logging in to here until your lunch break at work? then get back to work and only log in again at the end of your shift?

If you have study, set aside specific blocks of time on your days off to get that done and don't use the internet for other reasons during that time. Or if possible get up an hour early so you can get something done before work.

Whatever your plan is you need discipline to stick to it though.

Work is around 30 hours

Study I really don't know cause I'm not actually doing any of it. For months. I need to get this shite done. I have completed all my courses more than a year ago. I always had great grades. Without bragging I have an above average intelligence and studying has never been a problem. However with this thesis I'm on my own and there is no one pushing me, no deadlines to do anything except the final one so I have to figure out everything by myself.

[The Thorn]

I will not post any more in the number thread. It's a start.