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[HalloweenJack]

I'm jobless now

Until next Thursday when I will sign the new contract

I have signed the new contract. I am starting tomorrow

Now sat in a restaurant having lunch and a couple beers

Thanks. The forum will sleep better knowing this.

[The Thorn]

Baby baby
Do you love me
Even though I'm
In recovery

[Ross, Bob]

I'm jobless now

Until next Thursday when I will sign the new contract

I have signed the new contract. I am starting tomorrow

Now sat in a restaurant having my last supper. I will commit suicide tonight.

Thanks. The forum will sleep better knowing this.

Indeed.

[The Thorn]

Not nice Bob

I would be missed

[Ross, Bob]

Not nice Bob

I would be missed

Unlikely

[The Thorn]

Not nice Bob

I would be missed

Unlikely

Trust me

[Ross, Bob]

Not nice Bob

I would be missed

Unlikely

Trust me

In Thorn we trust.

[The Thorn]

Not nice Bob

I would be missed

Unlikely

Trust me

In Thorn we thrust.

[HalloweenJack]

I’m currently drinking Asahi at Heathrow airport.

Ok thanks.

[Suspect Device]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

[The Thorn]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

I don't really know if I can help mate. What's your field of expertise?

[Suspect Device]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

I don't really know if I can help mate. What's your field of expertise?

That's a past thought. For a 4hrs shift anything where a brain isn't required would suffice.

[The Thorn]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

I don't really know if I can help mate. What's your field of expertise?

That's a past thought. For a 4hrs shift anything where a brain isn't required would suffice.

I would phone the Tories then mate

[Suspect Device]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

I don't really know if I can help mate. What's your field of expertise?

That's a past thought. For a 4hrs shift anything where a brain isn't required would suffice.

I would phone the Tories then mate

The mother of all quotes. Has it gone viral yet? You hold the power to make it happen.

[TheMalteseDart]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

I don't really know if I can help mate. What's your field of expertise?

That's a past thought. For a 4hrs shift anything where a brain isn't required would suffice.

I always see cleaning jobs get offered on local Facebook pages where people only require a cleaner for one or two days. Can’t think of many other jobs where you can just do 4 hours a week on one day a week

[The Thorn]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

I don't really know if I can help mate. What's your field of expertise?

That's a past thought. For a 4hrs shift anything where a brain isn't required would suffice.

I always see cleaning jobs get offered on local Facebook pages where people only require a cleaner for one or two days. Can’t think of many other jobs where you can just do 4 hours a week on one day a week

Agreed, I would ask in local groups online as well. Ask people you know or small businesses near you. Cleaning, gardening, any odd jobs

[Suspect Device]

Thorn, you're an expert in this field. What's the job market like for working 4hrs on a Wednesday somewhere between 12:30 & 17:30 - Any vacancies as 4hrs per week is plenty for me. At a push I could be persuaded to do a similar shift on a Thursday but that's my limit. Got fuel and ADC addiction to satisfy. Thanks.

I don't really know if I can help mate. What's your field of expertise?

That's a past thought. For a 4hrs shift anything where a brain isn't required would suffice.

I always see cleaning jobs get offered on local Facebook pages where people only require a cleaner for one or two days. Can’t think of many other jobs where you can just do 4 hours a week on one day a week

Agreed, I would ask in local groups online as well. Ask people you know or small businesses near you. Cleaning, gardening, any odd jobs

I might update my CV to the online merchants for a 4hrs one day a week shift. The mongs will email me full time management vacancies. The bookies would agree and offer "no odds" on this happening.

There's always the job agencies in town which gives me a valid reason to pop in and chat with these office lovelies. Any blokes behind the desk and I'm Gary Anderson "offskies."

[Suspect Device]

I ain't doing no cash in hand shit. I'd prefer to antagonise a young upstart of a manager (bloke of course). What fun I'd have if someone told me to address themselves as a "them." I've never been sacked before so this would be a new and most pleasant experience to add to my growing list of naughtiness.

[The Thorn]

[Deadshot]

Spot on, this is why I never use protection.

Oche should follow suit. He needs all the help he can get