ADC Darts (formerly MAD)

[Smithy1412]

Sub 1 minute fucking hell.

The speed of a cheetah

[Smithy1412]

Douglas playing poorly tonight

[Deadshot]

Singleton Shines....The title of this deluded fuckwit's latest tweet....

Bragging about a 14 dart leg last night where he did anything but cover himself in glory with his disgusting display of sub 60 averages, We didn't get tagged in it neither did Malt this time.

Oh hang on...Didn't I win a 1/4 final a few days ago with a 14 darter? Difference being is Odd Job is playing every week, Was runner up in a comp Saturday and I managed it after over 6 months away from competitive darts and still carrying an injury....I think I have got in his head just a little bit haha

Deadshot...He's only gone and posted the image on his Twitter

Of course he has, Rob Simpleton still reads here religiously. Probably tagged Malt/Thorn/TDF in the tweet too, as he always does.
A man of his age seeking attention this bad. Very embarassing

[daveboygreen]

Odd Jobs effort last night in a level up comp (comp for those averaging less than 70 in ADC events)

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/ ... jFZQtgfDzD

Completely shat himself in the semi final with a 58 average, Travelled 90+ miles each way to play in it when he could have went to Coventry instead and tried to pick up some points....

Becoming clear that Odd Job is dodging better players and even willing to drive for 3-4 hours to play in weaker fields, What a wanker!!

[Mabbsy]

Obsessed

[daveboygreen]

Singlebraincell don't even know where he has entered a tournament on Saturday....

Rusty Nuts
@robsrustynuts
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4h
This Saturday I'll be playing in the Hillingdon Open which has attracted a high class field. Hmmm, who's the wanker??? I attend all levels of darts comps while the no bottle deluded goon types away in a seething rage

Odd Job...You might find that it is HADDENHAM...Not HILLINGDON you thick cunt!!

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/aexSgTjKcGjB

[oche balboa]

Chizzy's brother wins a darts event

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/yvWemexnhshT

[Deadshot]

Singlebraincell don't even know where he has entered a tournament on Saturday....

Rusty Nuts
@robsrustynuts
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4h
This Saturday I'll be playing in the Hillingdon Open which has attracted a high class field. Hmmm, who's the wanker??? I attend all levels of darts comps while the no bottle deluded goon types away in a seething rage

Odd Job...You might find that it is HADDENHAM...Not HILLINGDON you thick cunt!!

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/aexSgTjKcGjB

Seems to be going further and further these days. Must be on the hunt for a field weak enough that he can win in

[oche balboa]

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/aexSgTjKcGjB

86 entries include Jack Vincent, Steve West, & Martin Lukeman

[Smithy1412]

Interesting

[Dfc180]

Decent field there. Rob will do well to get through a couple of rounds

[daveboygreen]

Odd Job will be praying for a first round draw against Mark Stocker or Scott Mcleman

[daveboygreen]

Singleton Shines....The title of this deluded fuckwit's latest tweet....

Bragging about a 14 dart leg last night where he did anything but cover himself in glory with his disgusting display of sub 60 averages, We didn't get tagged in it neither did Malt this time.

Oh hang on...Didn't I win a 1/4 final a few days ago with a 14 darter? Difference being is Odd Job is playing every week, Was runner up in a comp Saturday and I managed it after over 6 months away from competitive darts and still carrying an injury....I think I have got in his head just a little bit haha

Deadshot...He's only gone and posted the image on his Twitter

Of course he has, Rob Simpleton still reads here religiously. Probably tagged Malt/Thorn/TDF in the tweet too, as he always does.
A man of his age seeking attention this bad. Very embarassing

He's given you a nickname on his Twitter I see

[daveboygreen]

Odd Job will be praying for a first round draw against Mark Stocker or Scott Mcleman

Mentioning Mark Stocker I have a story about playing him in 2009 in the UK open regional final at Villa Park...

I knew Mark well from playing various Oxfordshire leagues and comps and on his day he could be a decent player but then suffered with dartitus and never really recovered from it, I had to play him in my first match and he had with him a minibus full of supporters all from his local pub that he won the qualifier in.

The rules were made clear to everyone before the start of play that only water was allowed to be drank during games and knowing at the time Mark was in quite good form I thought as I was struggling to start well at the time I might need something up my sleeve if things were going badly.

This does not in anyway cover me in glory but I had it in my head that I didn't take a Saturday off work and a loss of a shit load of commission to go home early so as we were warming up, One of his supporters put down a glass that looked like blackcurrant squash, I seen he was drinking from it as we were warming up and I said nothing.

Mark got off to a flyer against me going 3-0 up and I only had 2 darts at double in those 3 legs, Each leg he was going to his drink and drinking it, The board official was floating around so as he started the 4th leg with a 180 and walked over to his drink, I took my chance to get into his head by protesting to the official that he was breaking the rules, Mark tried to explain that it was indeed only squash but I said that the rules were the rules and if I had to abide by them then so should he.

The argument lasted a couple of minutes, I then went to work on slowing him right down and it worked a treat, A couple of times he walked over to get his drink that was no longer there and I ended up a 5-3 winner, He went from throwing tons and 140's to 41's and 45's, He knew what I had done to him and still shook my hand and speaks to me when I see him at comps and we laugh about it, I just tell him that I had to do what I had to do.

[Jimmi]

Nobody cares

[Emulsfier]

Nobody cares

Incorrect. Rob will be making a twatter post about it shortly.

[Jimmi]

Nobody cares

Incorrect. Rob will be making a twatter post about it shortly.

No sane or rational person cares

[Emulsfier]

Nobody cares

Incorrect. Rob will be making a twatter post about it shortly.

No sane or rational person cares

Better.

[daveboygreen]

Nobody cares

Just because you don't have any dart stories to share then don't knock those that have.

Imagine spending your life following and trying to play darts and not have any personal memories to share....Sad aint it Jimmi!!

[Jimmi]

Nobody cares

Just because you don't have any dart stories to share then don't knock those that have.

Imagine spending your life following and trying to play darts and not have any personal memories to share....Sad aint it Jimmi!!

I couldn’t give a fuck, you sad cunt.
For someone who has practically dedicated their whole life to playing it and still isn’t nowhere near as good as they think they are, I’m not the one who is sad.