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Post by Jimmi » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:18 pm

Wayne Warren was scared Des Jacklin was going to slap him.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:19 pm

The beer at Ally Pally wasn't watered down enough.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:19 pm

No one in the crowd picked their noses on live TV
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Post by Safc » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:22 pm

There wasn't any old men sitting at the front of the stage in matching suits who look dead
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:23 pm

It is too early for warren to play...
He hasn't had enough time to get rat-arsed
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:24 pm

"Stop going on about it"
oche balboa wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:58 am Would be a cold day in hell before you two have a disagreement. I thought you was the same person. perhaps you are brothers


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Post by The Thorn » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:25 pm

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Post by Jimmi » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:25 pm

Rob Cross drank all the water, so Suzuki and Warren couldn't stay hydrated.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:27 pm

The stage wasn't creaking at every step
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Post by Safc » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:27 pm

Its wasn't fair he got disqualified for calling Devon

"The coloured fella"
"Ghandi in Group E"
"That Chocolate Boy can really play"
"I didn't know they had dart boards in the jungle"
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:27 pm

Safc wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:27 pm Its wasn't fair he got disqualified for calling Devon

"The coloured fella"
"Ghandi in Group E"
"That Chocolate Boy can really play"
"I didn't know they had dart boards in the jungle"
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:28 pm

"Twits and cunts"
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Post by Safc » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:30 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:25 pm Rob Cross drank all the water, so Suzuki and Warren couldn't stay hydrated.
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:31 pm

The carpets don't smell of piss
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:33 pm

James Wade kept calling me a dirty fucking jap
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:39 pm

"They aren't professionals"
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Post by Safc » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:40 pm

He wasn't allowed his Gary Glitter walk on
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:51 pm

"the usual suspects"
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Post by Tommo » Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:07 pm

The crowd put the BDO players off.
They're all here!
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:09 pm

Durrant had Covid
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