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TT's What You Having For Tea?

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Thu May 05, 2011 7:36 pm

No darts forum is complete without a mention of the tea time culinary arts of its members!

Knock yourselves out in Gastronomic bliss!!

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by M H » Thu May 05, 2011 7:38 pm

Had rock n chips from the chippy
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by sat » Thu May 05, 2011 7:39 pm

Ah ha! Here it is.

I ordered a pizza, spicy spuds and thought I'd try the spicy mushrooms. OMG. I ate all the mushrooms, all bar one spud and didn't touch the pizza.

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by hang the dj » Thu May 05, 2011 7:39 pm

Tungsten Terrorist wrote:No darts forum is complete without a mention of the tea time culinary arts of its members!

Knock yourselves out in Gastronomic bliss!!
Thank God you started this

No fun at all telling the future missus what I had for dinner as she cooked it much better telling people on a darts forum

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by micko » Thu May 05, 2011 7:50 pm

Wll done TT. No respectable darts forum would be complete without the most famous thread of them all. 8-)
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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Thu May 05, 2011 9:43 pm

Eating crackers and cheese watching the darts/dartsforum/double finish....... grate/great!

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tyke » Thu May 05, 2011 9:44 pm

Chucked some sausage rolls in the microwave! It were reet enough.

Might submit it to Britain's Best Dish on the offchance Jilly Goolden might choke on a bastard.

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Thu May 05, 2011 9:59 pm

Tyke wrote:Chucked some sausage rolls in the microwave! It were reet enough.

Might submit it to Britain's Best Dish on the offchance Jilly Goolden might choke on a bastard.

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Thu May 05, 2011 10:04 pm

Tungsten Terrorist wrote:
Tyke wrote:Chucked some sausage rolls in the microwave! It were reet enough.

Might submit it to Britain's Best Dish on the offchance Jilly Goolden might choke on a bastard.
Micro S rolls mate cover with a piece of stif card to avoid the saggy pastry bit

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Sat May 07, 2011 7:34 pm

I fancy a rich tapestry of Indian cuisine tonight....

Currys a home made hot cunt but.....

Just ordered some fantasy rice from "The Star of Sall" with keemas and a huge pickle tray!
I used to live in the Asian part of town a few years back when i had to rent after a nasty divorce settlement so know all the
Indians who own the place. Wont pay at the door unless they give me a free beer which they keep in the car boot offered to people who place big orders... Right funny when a new delivery guy has to ring the take away to say i wont pay with out free beer!

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by gazman » Sat May 07, 2011 7:36 pm

Just ordered a Chinese and cracked open a bottle of beer. Lifes good once again.

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by doG » Sat May 07, 2011 9:32 pm

A bone
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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Sat May 07, 2011 9:38 pm

doG wrote:A bone
doG
Bone of what dog? cat/human/pig/horse/pony/ass/ferret/possom/rabbit/hare/hamster

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by doG » Sat May 07, 2011 9:51 pm

Bone, hard white bone with dirt bone, bone...
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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Sat May 07, 2011 9:55 pm

doG wrote:Bone, hard white bone with dirt bone, bone...
doG
Do your bones have marabone in them DOg?

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by doG » Sat May 07, 2011 10:17 pm

Yeh yeh Marrow, why else would you bite a bone ? uuummm bone
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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Sun May 08, 2011 10:40 pm

Pork joint with a slither of godly feta
Tats roasted
pig mile nuts

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Tungsten Terrorist » Sun May 08, 2011 10:47 pm

Wheres Darty? pussy

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by sat » Sun May 08, 2011 10:52 pm

Hmmm. I have sod all in, so I had a packet of savoury rice and some quorn bits in seasoning. It did.

I must go to the shops or heck knows what I will eat tomorrow.

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Re: TT's Tea Thread

Post by Dartfrog » Sun May 08, 2011 10:54 pm

Bit of dark orange chocolate for me.

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