DBG's career: Q School 2023?

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Will DBG attend Q School?

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Fucks it gotta do with you?
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Ross, Bob » Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:03 pm

Captain Hobo wrote:
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:16 pm DBG battered Hobo in that exchange.
Surely Dave has to play Q-School before that can be determined?
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by The Thorn » Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:07 pm

Captain Hobo wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:01 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:16 pm DBG battered Hobo in that exchange.
Surely Dave has to play Q-School before that can be determined?
We might as well call it a tie then
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:11 pm

The Thorn wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:07 pm
Captain Hobo wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:01 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:16 pm DBG battered Hobo in that exchange.
Surely Dave has to play Q-School before that can be determined?
We might as well call it a tie then
Or as Dave would see it, a resounding victory.
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by CaleyFanSquidster » Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:16 am

I think we have our first 2 participants for this year in Glen Durrant and Willie Borland going by both their social media earlier on.

Would be nice to get a couple more Scots in the PDC with Hendo and Gary Anderson both struggling, the latter possibly close to retirement :(.

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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Randall » Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:08 am

The sooner gando goes the better
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:18 am

Randall wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:08 am The sooner gando goes the better
Not a fan then?
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by The Thorn » Tue Nov 29, 2022 9:56 am

Randall wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:08 am The sooner gando goes the better
Harsh. But fair.
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Randall » Tue Nov 29, 2022 3:17 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:18 am
Randall wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:08 am The sooner gando goes the better
Not a fan then?
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Suspect Device » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm

My mate, dave, getting slaughtered from all sides. What's not to like?

Ffs,81 pages! I probably read through them in a distant past.

I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+. Once the missed doubles kick in your average gets a good kick in the balls. (Scores for show, doubles for dough.)

This doesn't happen in the PDC, mainly because one of the fuckers hits their doubles in 2-3 darts which inflates averages. Some cunts average 100 without a dart at a double - Should count as zero average.

Imagine a new tournament format making this a unique event:

Both players start from 501 in a race to say 5 legs to determine the winner. The twist is to start your next leg you Must complete each leg with a double.

Example;
Player 1 hits their double.
Player 2 then throws and misses their double.

Player 1 starts their next leg.
Meanwhile Player 2 is still trying to hit a double to move to their next leg.

Player 1 is pulling clear, but who will get to 5 legs first?

The purpose of this is it shows a 100% true average for the winner and a near 100% for the loser with no inflated averages like we see in PDC matches.

Of course it would never happen because the dimwit morons in the crowd wouldn't know what the fuck was going on, and no fucker would broadcast it.

Come on dave, mate. Get practicing for Q School.

Personally, I don't see the gain anymore. What with the likes of modus and wdf, adc, etc...Would cost £1,000's just to play on the Challenge Tour alone. Who on here is funding/sponsoring you with costs?

Good luck if you give it a go. Come on you Cunts, give dave some monetary backing ffs 🤔
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Randall » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:08 pm

I've heard worse ideas
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Post by The Thorn » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:10 pm

Nonsense. Why go to all this trouble just to get a "true average"
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pm

Suspect Device wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Highly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongs
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Post by Jimmi » Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:47 pm

mostly just mongs
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Mabbsy » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:13 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pm
Suspect Device wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Highly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongs
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Suspect Device » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:33 pm

Time and tide waits for no man...we're all doomed.

Thorn, it's not for only showing a true average, it's a different format and concept to best of 11 legs, which any pdc player on their day can win 6 legs.

Why not make the world Championship final best of 11 legs? Than again, all the PDC have ever done is copy and clone all the original ideas from the BDO.
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Safc » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:07 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pm
Suspect Device wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Highly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongs
This year I've played 178 games in the mates league I play in my local and my average is 64.2 the best it's been since 2018 which was 65.8 over 225 games.
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Suspect Device » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:50 am

Safc wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:07 am
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pm
Suspect Device wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Highly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongs
This year I've played 178 games in the mates league I play in my local and my average is 64.2 the best it's been since 2018 which was 65.8 over 225 games.
Equates to 23.41 darts per leg. That's decent enough over a long period. Give superleage a go. Same thing, just a step up mentality that's all.

Found it...Tells you all you need to know for various levels...

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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?

Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:04 am

Suspect Device wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm My mate, dave, getting slaughtered from all sides. What's not to like?

Ffs,81 pages! I probably read through them in a distant past.

I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+. Once the missed doubles kick in your average gets a good kick in the balls. (Scores for show, doubles for dough.)

This doesn't happen in the PDC, mainly because one of the fuckers hits their doubles in 2-3 darts which inflates averages. Some cunts average 100 without a dart at a double - Should count as zero average.

Imagine a new tournament format making this a unique event:

Both players start from 501 in a race to say 5 legs to determine the winner. The twist is to start your next leg you Must complete each leg with a double.

Example;
Player 1 hits their double.
Player 2 then throws and misses their double.

Player 1 starts their next leg.
Meanwhile Player 2 is still trying to hit a double to move to their next leg.

Player 1 is pulling clear, but who will get to 5 legs first?

The purpose of this is it shows a 100% true average for the winner and a near 100% for the loser with no inflated averages like we see in PDC matches.

Of course it would never happen because the dimwit morons in the crowd wouldn't know what the fuck was going on, and no fucker would broadcast it.

Come on dave, mate. Get practicing for Q School.

Personally, I don't see the gain anymore. What with the likes of modus and wdf, adc, etc...Would cost £1,000's just to play on the Challenge Tour alone. Who on here is funding/sponsoring you with costs?

Good luck if you give it a go. Come on you Cunts, give dave some monetary backing ffs 🤔
I've thought before that an interesting format would be continuous play where the next leg starts as soon as the double is hit. If the player still has 1 or 2 darts left they could use those darts, or if not the loser would throw first.

Not sure if that has ever been tried before anywhere or if I just dreamed it up
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Re: 2023 PDC Q-School

Post by Suspect Device » Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:45 pm

Who's setting up the go fund dave?
15 members each initially contributing £30 each will get him signed up.

Add your name here if you Might help fund the great man: 😋
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Re: 2023 PDC Q-School

Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:53 pm

Add me in (if Dave will take my money)
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