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2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by thegentle » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:54 pm

5 TV events, 6 ET events and 14 PC events (if that's even going to be relevant here) to go until the Grand Slam cut-off so we're getting down to the business end of the season. You'd think that the Irish pair would get in (though they won't be counting their chickens just yet!), White might be getting twitchy though
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Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:57 pm

Wayne "Nah, do I shit" Warren informed the weekly dartscast today that his main aim for the year is to qualify for the Grand Slam.

I suppose someone by now knows how the mushroom spots at this farce are going to go. Wait, what the fuck am I saying.

Expecting a debut for Parletti and Veenstra anyway. Not sure if Dave will accept the money though, what with his superior virtues.
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Post by Randall » Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:30 pm

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Post by thegentle » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:12 pm

Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:57 pm Wayne "Nah, do I shit" Warren informed the weekly dartscast today that his main aim for the year is to qualify for the Grand Slam.

I suppose someone by now knows how the mushroom spots at this farce are going to go. Wait, what the fuck am I saying.

Expecting a debut for Parletti and Veenstra anyway. Not sure if Dave will accept the money though, what with his superior virtues.
I thought Wayne's nickname was 'fuck her right in the pussy'?
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Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:59 pm

thegentle wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:12 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:57 pm Wayne "Nah, do I shit" Warren informed the weekly dartscast today that his main aim for the year is to qualify for the Grand Slam.

I suppose someone by now knows how the mushroom spots at this farce are going to go. Wait, what the fuck am I saying.

Expecting a debut for Parletti and Veenstra anyway. Not sure if Dave will accept the money though, what with his superior virtues.
I thought Wayne's nickname was 'fuck her right in the pussy'?
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Post by thegentle » Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:20 pm

Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:59 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:12 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:57 pm Wayne "Nah, do I shit" Warren informed the weekly dartscast today that his main aim for the year is to qualify for the Grand Slam.

I suppose someone by now knows how the mushroom spots at this farce are going to go. Wait, what the fuck am I saying.

Expecting a debut for Parletti and Veenstra anyway. Not sure if Dave will accept the money though, what with his superior virtues.
I thought Wayne's nickname was 'fuck her right in the pussy'?
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By the looks of that picture, the guy needs his hard-drive checked
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Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:43 pm

thegentle wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:20 pmBy the looks of that picture, the guy needs his hard-drive checked
Are you alleging that he has accessed the BDO YouTube channel? The sick fuck.
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Post by sennafan24 » Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:20 pm

Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:43 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:20 pmBy the looks of that picture, the guy needs his hard-drive checked
Are you alleging that he has accessed the BDO YouTube channel? The sick fuck.
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Post by Rogg » Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:44 pm

ALL the Players Championship (only) winners are now outside the PDC Slam spots! Well done. Yozza has done for Duzza.

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Glen Durrant (x2)
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:47 pm

Well done to the PDC. You fucking morons.
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Post by StevieBoy » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:14 pm

The Thorn wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:47 pm Well done to the PDC. You fucking morons.
Thorn I don't understand why the issue of a Euro winner going to the grand slam ahead of a players championship winner?

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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:16 pm

StevieBoy wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:14 pm
The Thorn wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:47 pm Well done to the PDC. You fucking morons.
Thorn I don't understand why the issue of a Euro winner going to the grand slam ahead of a players championship winner?
That isnt the issue. The issue here is that the PDC have let the BDO have full control of their 8 spots, totally forgetting that they are hardly likely to give a spot to someone who wins Lakeside and then promptly fucks off.

Durrant being in the last spot conveniently let them off the hook for that oversight...until yesterday.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:19 pm

StevieBoy wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:14 pm
The Thorn wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:47 pm Well done to the PDC. You fucking morons.
Thorn I don't understand why the issue of a Euro winner going to the grand slam ahead of a players championship winner?
All event winners should get a place. Just that.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:22 pm

And what Ginge says is also true. It's Barry's event FFS. He can invite me if he wants. The BDO would be stupid to waste one of their spot on a player who is not playing for the org anymore. That's why Barry needs to man up and invite every deserving player. Don't hide behind the BDO claiming they were the ones making the decision.

Same with Ashton last year. Barry was moaning on twitter that he would have liked to see her, but the BDO didn't pick him. Bullshit. He should have full control over who is in the event.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:25 pm

Hearn will be dying to have that Jap bird in the event, he needs to have some balls and make it happen.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:26 pm

Exactly. It's an event for event winners anyway, so putting in the womens Lakeside winner can be justified for me.
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Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:29 pm

Hopefully the exclusion of the likes of Glenda, Jeff, Lewis, Rat Man etc in favor of shite like Harms, Veenstra, Mitchel and Mangiders from the BDO, and more likely than not garbage like Dudbridge, Robbe and Boulton from the TC qualifier will force a big enough reaction for there to be some change at last. I won't hold my breath though :roll:
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:30 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:29 pm Hopefully the exclusion of the likes of Glenda, Jeff, Lewis, Rat Man etc in favor of shite like Harms, Parletti, Veenstra, Mitchel and Mangiders from the BDO, and more likely than not garbage like Dudbridge, Robbe and Boulton from the TC qualifier will force a big enough reaction for there to be some change at last. I won't hold my breath though :roll:

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Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:31 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:30 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:29 pm Hopefully the exclusion of the likes of Glenda, Jeff, Lewis, Rat Man etc in favor of shite like Harms, Parletti, Veenstra, Mitchel and Mangiders from the BDO, and more likely than not garbage like Dudbridge, Robbe and Boulton from the TC qualifier will force a big enough reaction for there to be some change at last. I won't hold my breath though :roll:

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I've never seen him throw a dart so I was feeling kind. Ill take your word for it.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:33 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:29 pm Hopefully the exclusion of the likes of Glenda, Jeff, Lewis, Rat Man etc in favor of shite like Harms, Veenstra, Mitchel and Mangiders from the BDO, and more likely than not garbage like Dudbridge, Robbe and Boulton from the TC qualifier will force a big enough reaction for there to be some change at last. I won't hold my breath though :roll:
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