Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Gunga Din » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:52 pm

Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:45 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:35 pm
Potter's Lake wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:29 pm
ONE HUNRED THOUSAND POUNDS
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Hopefully the real one has his name on.
and hundred spelt correctly.

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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:55 pm

Gunga Din wrote:
Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:45 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:35 pm
Potter's Lake wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:29 pm
ONE HUNRED THOUSAND POUNDS
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Hopefully the real one has his name on.
and hundred spelt correctly.

the Lakeshite perfectly summed up in one picture. an absolute fucking farce
Would imagine it's a bank transfer in this day and age.
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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:56 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:55 pm
Gunga Din wrote:
Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:45 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:35 pm
Potter's Lake wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:29 pm
ONE HUNRED THOUSAND POUNDS
Image
Hopefully the real one has his name on.
and hundred spelt correctly.

the Lakeshite perfectly summed up in one picture. an absolute fucking farce
Would imagine it's a bank transfer in this day and age.
This is the bdo remember
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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by thegentle » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:00 pm

Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:56 pm
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:55 pm
Gunga Din wrote:
Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:45 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:35 pm


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Hopefully the real one has his name on.
and hundred spelt correctly.

the Lakeshite perfectly summed up in one picture. an absolute fucking farce
Would imagine it's a bank transfer in this day and age.
This is the bdo remember
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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:05 pm

THAT VAN GERWEN KLAXON, LADS. HOWLING.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:10 pm

Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:32 pm
Duzza just pissed all over the events reputation.
Perfect end.
That interview will have totally destroyed the fanatics. Sumptuous. Ralph Wiggum gif.

Any wonder some love Spineless so much, the swaggering shite he was happily coming out with at the opposite end of the scale. Uncle Wolfie is some comfort blanket in these darkest times.
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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:12 pm

Rogg wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:10 pm
Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:32 pm
Duzza just pissed all over the events reputation.
Perfect end.
That interview will have totally destroyed the fanatics. Sumptuous. Ralph Wiggum gif.

Any wonder some love Spineless so much, the swaggering shite he was happily coming out with at the opposite end of the scale. Uncle Wolfie is some comfort blanket.
The pdc doesn't exist according to that cunt.
He should be on his knees thanking them, would have won fuck all without the split.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:14 pm

Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:12 pm
Rogg wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:10 pm
Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:32 pm
Duzza just pissed all over the events reputation.
Perfect end.
That interview will have totally destroyed the fanatics. Sumptuous. Ralph Wiggum gif.

Any wonder some love Spineless so much, the swaggering shite he was happily coming out with at the opposite end of the scale. Uncle Wolfie is some comfort blanket.
The pdc doesn't exist according to that cunt.
He should be on his knees thanking them, would have won fuck all without the split.
On that note, another howler:

Despite being presented as part of the commentary team by the BDO, Martin Adams wasn't on commentary at any time and only did pundtiry.
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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:15 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:14 pm
Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:12 pm
Rogg wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:10 pm
Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:32 pm
Duzza just pissed all over the events reputation.
Perfect end.
That interview will have totally destroyed the fanatics. Sumptuous. Ralph Wiggum gif.

Any wonder some love Spineless so much, the swaggering shite he was happily coming out with at the opposite end of the scale. Uncle Wolfie is some comfort blanket.
The pdc doesn't exist according to that cunt.
He should be on his knees thanking them, would have won fuck all without the split.
On that note, another howler:

Despite being presented as part of the commentary team by the BDO, Martin Adams wasn't on commentary at any time and only did pundtiry.
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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:18 pm

Given the sheer number going to q school, what is everyone's prediction for....

Next year's top 8 seeds and finalists?
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Post by Gunga Din » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:26 pm

Randall wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:18 pm
Given the sheer number going to q school, what is everyone's prediction for....

Next year's top 8 seeds and finalists?
im not sure it'll be much different to this year. theres a real chance that none of them get through Q school

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Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:28 pm

I could see the Euro lads, Unty, Harms and Veenstra all being serious title contenders, as well as Mitchell. That's probably my top 4, though obviously not every top player will get a card.

Warren could be another entry in the top 8 based on his showings in the past 2 years

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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:33 pm

The Thorn wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:28 pm
I could see the Euro lads, Unty, Harms and Veenstra all being serious title contenders, as well as Mitchell. That's probably my top 4, though obviously not every top player will get a card.

Warren could be another entry in the top 8 based on his showings in the past 2 years
Warren is a decent shout, I'd forgotten him.
I sadly see the fat farmer joining adams on 3 soon enough.
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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by PT13 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:12 am

Rogg wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:23 pm
While we're at it, Taylor's record BDOhdear final average surviving to 2020 would be a quality howler. The Mike Gregory final ffs.
It's still standing.

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Post by wintergardener » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:00 am

Rogg wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:23 pm
While we're at it, Taylor's record BDOhdear final average surviving to 2020 would be a quality howler. The Mike Gregory final ffs.
A final which was released on VHS! That's how long ago.

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Post by PT13 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:20 am

wintergardener wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:00 am
Rogg wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:23 pm
While we're at it, Taylor's record BDOhdear final average surviving to 2020 would be a quality howler. The Mike Gregory final ffs.
A final which was released on VHS! That's how long ago.
In 1992. It wasn't until 2002 that DVD overtook VHS as the dominant platform. Incidentally, that VHS release was the last straw before the rebels stopped being a pressure group within the BDO and instead became an independent organization. Taylor, Gregory, Bristow, Lowe, Deller, Lim, and their agents, were not paid, although Sid Waddell got a fee from Tony Green apparently.

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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:49 pm

Superb.
Yet, take that moment of Lakeshite-borne haplessness in last week’s quarter-finals, as shown on Eurosport, when Michael Unterbuchner of Germany had a chance to take out 167. He hit treble one, treble one and single two, making a somewhat disappointing eight in total and leaving himself on 159. This must surely have been the first time in the history of the Lakeshite, even, that a player has stepped up to the oche on a three-dart finish, only to walk away from it, three darts later, on a four-dart finish.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:51 pm

Must also be the first time in televised darts, surely :D
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Post by SolidSCB » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:51 pm

and THAT is why we watch Lakeshite

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Post by Gidra » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:27 pm

Rogg wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:49 pm
Superb.
Yet, take that moment of Lakeshite-borne haplessness in last week’s quarter-finals, as shown on Eurosport, when Michael Unterbuchner of Germany had a chance to take out 167. He hit treble one, treble one and single two, making a somewhat disappointing eight in total and leaving himself on 159. This must surely have been the first time in the history of the Lakeshite, even, that a player has stepped up to the oche on a three-dart finish, only to walk away from it, three darts later, on a four-dart finish.
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