Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:36 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:
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JC might have just had a laughing fit over Glen at the end there.
Nicho will be seething.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:36 pm

nice little tournie.
both players that I wanted to, won.
durrant & Suzuki.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:37 pm

Fair play to Durrant mentioning there are no Anderson's or Van Gerwens

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:38 pm

Durrant basically calling the bdo shit was glorious. "can only beat who is in front of me like waites".

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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:38 pm

Zeyes wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:28 pm
Rogg wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:27 pm
Good old unpredictable BDO.
What was it, second favourite for the title was 7/1?
At the start with William Hill, Unty was second favourite at 9/1.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by rmblufc » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:41 pm

"The greatest title in darts"says Adams you couldn't make this shit up

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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:43 pm

The pompous Adams compared to the grounded Durrant. What a contrast. What a cunt.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:43 pm

shenmue wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:38 pm
Durrant basically calling the bdo shit was glorious. "can only beat who is in front of me like waites".
Events credibility destroyed in one soundbite
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:43 pm

rmblufc wrote:
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"The greatest title in darts"says Adams you couldn't make this shit up
An excellent 1st post
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Post by Tony O'Shit » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:46 pm

Hope Glen gets his One hunred thousand pounds.

BDO at it gain.

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Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:47 pm

rmblufc wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:41 pm
"The greatest title in darts"says Adams you couldn't make this shit up
Tony O'Shit wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:46 pm
Hope Glen gets his One hunred thousand pounds.

BDO at it gain.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Thaddeus Griffin » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:47 pm

rmblufc wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:41 pm
"The greatest title in darts"says Adams you couldn't make this shit up
This is where I give Durrant credit. He clearly knows he isn’t “the best”, and his claims at being a true world champion are dubious at best. Adams on the other hand is deluded and arrogant enough to believe that he was the only champion the times he won it.

I’d also level the same accusation at “16 time” Taylor. Some of the fields he won in during the 90s and early 00s were just as bad as what has “graced” Lakeshite this week.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by rmblufc » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:55 pm

Adams represents everything the BDO stands for,burying his head in the sand and pretending the PDC doesn't exist.
You have to wonder what would have happened to the world's had Eurosport not stepped in to cover it,it's dying on its arse and now players are allowed to go to q school I think the end is nigh

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by thegentle » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:57 pm

cannibal wrote:
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Wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't make it to q school, will be far too tired and given his busy schedule of lugging the trophy for another walk of shame thru that fucking cesspool of Middlesbrough he won't have time to play PDC darts anyways.
I'd have seriously doubted that he'd have made Q-School if it were a grindfest like last year, but this year was much more routine. If he doesn't go to Wigan, it's gonna look really really bad on him now...
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:57 pm

rmblufc wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:55 pm
Adams represents everything the BDO stands for,burying his head in the sand and pretending the PDC doesn't exist.
You have to wonder what would have happened to the world's had Eurosport not stepped in to cover it,it's dying on its arse and now players are allowed to go to q school I think the end is nigh
Adams will be seeded next year.
He loves an exodus.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:00 pm

it is what it is.
I've got no complaints.
some of these future pdc talents showcased marvelously.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:02 pm

thegentle wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:57 pm
cannibal wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:31 pm
Wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't make it to q school, will be far too tired and given his busy schedule of lugging the trophy for another walk of shame thru that fucking cesspool of Middlesbrough he won't have time to play PDC darts anyways.
I'd have seriously doubted that he'd have made Q-School if it were a grindfest like last year, but this year was much more routine. If he doesn't go to Wigan, it's gonna look really really bad on him now...
Given what he said at the end there, he's surely going. He's basically told them "I've won this three times in a row in a weak field, why should I come back and defend it?"
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:10 pm

And completed. Thank fuck.

JOBBERS' PRELIM ROUND (AVERAGE: 82.40, 2018: 81.85)
(86.27) Jim Widmayer 2 - 3 Nigel Heydon (88.60)
(88.09) Paul Hogan 3 - 1 Wes Newton (78.28)
(81.60) Mal Cuming 0 - 3 Justin Thompson (91.17)
(77.17) Brian Løkken 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (79.37)
(82.43) Roger Janssen 3 - 0 Wouter Vaes (78.68)
(87.00) Mark McGrath 3 - 0 Adam Smith-Neale (66.54)
(86.13) David Cameron 3 - 0 Andy Hamilton (83.53)
(82.47) Oliver Ferenc 3 - 1 Ryan Hogarth (81.17)

JOBBERS' FIRST ROUND (AVERAGE: 86.36, 2018: 86.61)
(87.73) Mark McGeeney 3 - 1 Derk Telnekes (85.14)
(82.23) Martin Phillips 2 - 3 Conan Whitehead (83.34)
(87.89) Wesley Harms 3 - 2 Tony O'Shea (84.90)
(82.69) Willem Mandigers 3 - 0 Paul Hogan (88.31)
(86.55) Scott Waites 3 - 1 Jeffrey Van Egdom (82.08)
(89.68) Richard Veenstra 3 - 2 Nigel Heydon (93.08)
(90.13) Michael Unterbuchner 3 - 2 Justin Thompson (86.72)
(97.71) Wayne Warren 3 - 0 Mark Layton (86.91)
(93.90) Glen Durrant 3 - 0 Mark McGrath (82.89)
(79.29) Ross Montgomery 0 - 3 Scott Baker (83.16)
(74.34) Gary Robson 1 - 3 David Cameron (89.65)
(89.01) Chris Landman 2 - 3 Kyle McKinstry (91.16)
(94.64) Scott Mitchell 3 - 0 Oliver Ferenc (85.60)
(83.82) Dave Parletti 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (85.93)
(92.26) Jim Williams 3 - 2 Roger Janssen (85.97)
(80.29) Daniel Day 1 - 3 Dean Reynolds (76.59)

JOBBERS' SECOND ROUND (AVERAGE: 88.90, 2018: 90.59)
(86.72) Mark McGeeney 0 - 4 Conan Whitehead (96.25)
(88.36) Richard Veenstra 1 - 4 Scott Waites (92.82)
(91.54) Michael Unterbuchner 4 - 0 Wayne Warren (91.40)
(92.60) Wesley Harms 2 - 4 Willem Mandigers (93.00)
(95.92) Glen Durrant 4 - 3 Scott Baker (88.16)
(83.77) David Cameron 3 - 4 Kyle McKinstry (88.94)
(86.00) Scott Mitchell 4 - 0 Krzysztof Kciuk (81.78)
(91.82) Jim Williams 4 - 0 Dean Reynolds (73.29)

JOBBERS' QUARTER-FINALS (AVERAGE: 92.11, 2018: 92.63)
(92.93) Conan Whitehead 3 - 5 Scott Waites (95.13)
(88.09) Michael Unterbuchner 5 - 4 Willem Mandigers (86.42)
(98.02) Glen Durrant 5 - 2 Kyle McKinstry (90.96)
(92.08) Scott Mitchell 3 - 5 Jim Williams (93.27)

JOBBERS' SEMI-FINALS (AVERAGE: 89.76, 2018: 91.98)
(85.29) Scott Waites 6 - 1 Michael Unterbuchner (83.22)
(96.05) Glen Durrant 6 - 3 Jim Williams (94.47)

JOBBERS' FINAL (AVERAGE: 93.29, 2018: 90.14)
(91.38) Scott Waites 3 - 7 Glen Durrant (95.19)

MUNTERS' FIRST ROUND (AVERAGE: 72.22, 2018: 72.48)
(69.25) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 1 Casey Gallagher (71.46)
(72.51) Trina Gulliver 2 - 1 Karolina Podgorska (70.02)
(81.98) Anastasia Dobromyslova 2 - 0 Laura Turner (59.11)
(72.11) Aileen de Graaf 2 - 0 Paula Jacklin (65.35)
(75.81) Lisa Ashton 0 - 2 Mikuru Suzuki (79.83)
(63.76) Sharon Prins 2 - 0 Roz Bulmer (65.45)
(67.52) Deta Hedman 0 - 2 Maria O'Brien (70.81)
(89.67) Fallon Sherrock 2 - 0 Corrine Hammond (80.94)

MUNTERS' QUARTER-FINALS (AVERAGE: 73.70, 2018: 75.36)
(73.04) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 0 Trina Gulliver (72.34)
(82.58) Anastasia Dobromyslova 2 - 0 Aileen de Graaf (75.31)
(61.70) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 0 Sharon Prins (59.10)
(86.69) Maria O'Brien 2 - 0 Fallon Sherrock (78.84)

MUNTERS' SEMI-FINALS (AVERAGE: 74.65, 2018: 81.49)
(75.19) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 1 Anastasia Dobromyslova (78.21)
(76.12) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 1 Maria O'Brien (69.07)

MUNTERS' FINAL (AVERAGE: 84.47, 2018: 85.82)
(90.12) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 0 Lorraine Winstanley (78.81)

JUNIOR JOBBERS' FINAL (AVERAGE: 81.61, 2018: 87.66)
(86.65) Leighton Bennett 3 - 0 Nathan Girvan (76.56)

90+ average count ends at 27. Final average higher than last year due to Waites not being as shit as McGeeney.

Glen wins it back-to-back-to-back and then pisses all over the event. A perfect end to what was really a load of total shit.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:13 pm

skweezit wrote:
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it is what it is.
Possibly the rudest thing anyone has said about it so far. Honestly, skweezit, how could you.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Potter's Lake » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:14 pm

You do you, Lakeshite, you do you.
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