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Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Rogg » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:52 pm

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The current race table. Top 27 when the season ends will qualify, plus the Masters champ.
Hamilton & Newton, there. The first post-split Lakeshite without Adams? How come he never qualified before the split?

It's also a GSoD race table (I think)... ffs.


1 Mark McGeeney (England) 363
2 Glen Durrant (England) 337
3 Jim Williams (Wales) 315
4 Scott Mitchell (England) 278
5 Big jobbo (England) 263
6 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 255
7 Scott Waites (England) 254
8 Dave Parletti (England) 247
9 Michael Unterbuchner (Germany) 244
10 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 229
11 Chris Landman (Netherlands) 221
12 Martin Phillips (Wales) 218
13 = Ross Mcnoloyalty (Scotland) 213
13 = Scott Baker (England) 213
15 Derk Telnekes (Netherlands) 212
16 Tony O'Shea (England) 210
---------------------------------------------------- (16 seeds)
17 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 209
18 Wayne Warren (Wales) 195
19 = Conan Whitehead (England) 177
19 = Daniel Day (England) 177
21 Jeffrey van Egdom (Belgium) 173
22 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 171
23 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 168
24 Mark Layton (Wales) 167
25 Roger Janssen (Belgium) 160
26 Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 152
27 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 149
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28 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 145
29 Justin Thompson (Australia) 143
30 Nick Kenny (Wales) 141
31 Andy Hamilton (England) 131
32 Martijn Kleermaker (Netherlands) 128
33 James Hurrell (England) 125
34 Richie Edwards (Wales) 122
35 Andy Baetens (Belgium) 120
36 Carlo van Cleef (Netherlands) 113
37 Francis Carragher (Republic of Ireland) 112
38 Craig Venman (England) 107
39 Wesley Newton (England) 106
40 Jim Widmayer (USA) 102
41 = Daniel Nicholls (England) 95
41 = David Cameron (Canada) 95
41 = Paul Hogan (England) 95
44 Aaron Turner (England) 94
45 Tommy Wilson (England) 93
46 Martin C Atkins (England) 92
47 Peter Machin (Australia) 89
48 Steve Carrett (England) 87
49 Larry Butler (USA) 84
50 Jason Lovett (England) 82
51 = Adam Rowe (Australia) 79
51 = Mark McGrath (New Zealand) 79
53 Joe Chaney (USA) 75
54 Brian Løkken (Denmark) 74
55 Mike Warburton (Wales) 73
56 = Brian Dawson (England) 72
56 = Mario Vandenbogaerde (Belgium) 72
58 = Andreas Harrysson (Sweden) 70
58 = Mal Cuming (Australia) 70
60 = Jim McEwan (Scotland) 67
60 = Justin van Tergouw (Netherlands) 67
60 = Tom Sawyer (USA) 67
60 = Tonny Veenhof (Netherlands) 67
64 = Andrew Beeton (England) 66
64 = Leonard Gates (USA) 66
66 = Greg Moss (New Zealand) 64
66 = John Scott (England) 64
68 Michael Busscher (Netherlands) 63
69 = Alexander Merkx (Netherlands) 62
69 = Gary Stafford (England) 62
69 = Mitchell Clegg (Australia) 62
72 Paul Brown (Northern Ireland) 61
73 Tim Pusey (Australia) 58
74 Carl Dennel (England) 57
75 = Maikel Verberk (Netherlands) 56
75 = Ryan Hogarth (Scotland) 56
77 = Adam Stella (Canada) 54
77 = Lee Shewan (England) 54
77 = Matt Clark (England) 54
80 = Adam Mould (England) 52
80 = Stefaan Deprez (Belgium) 52
80 = Ted Hankey (England) 52
80 = Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 52
84 Adrian Frim (Romania) 51
85 = Dennis Harbour (England) 49
85 = John Burgess (England) 49
87 Darren Herewini (New Zealand) 48
88 Darin Young (USA) 47
89 Martin Adams (England) 46
90 = Raymond Smith (Australia) 45
90 = William Borland (Scotland) 45
92 Daniel Jensen (Denmark) 44
93 = Darren Clifford (Northern Ireland) 43
93 = Wessel Nijman (Netherlands) 43
95 Sean Cain (England) 42
96 = Allan Edwards (England) 41
96 = Timmy Nicoll (USA) 41
98 Jack Neary (England) 40
99 = Aaron Morrison (Australia) 38
99 = Carl Wilkinson (England) 38
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:57 pm

If Hamilton or Newton make the gsod on the back of this shit I may well kill myself.

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Post by Rogg » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:01 pm

Randall wrote:If Hamilton or Newton make the gsod on the back of this shit I may well kill myself.
:lol: an enduring summary of Cross-Code-Darts in 2018.
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Post by Randall » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:03 pm

When jobson is ranked 5 you know how bad it's getting.

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Post by Father Rout » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:06 pm

Randall wrote:When jobson is ranked 5 you know how bad it's getting.
Top players in the world, oh wait!
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:22 pm

Some retard will be claiming its the best 32 ever assembled.
Adams had best hurry up and mature,again.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:38 pm

Can't wait for David Cameron and Craig Caldwell to show up and collect their prelim prize money as they have done for the past forever.

Caldwell couldn't even be bothered to enter the DPNZ Worlds qualifiers ffs.

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Post by miguelking » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:05 pm

No way spastic throw cunt face Newton. Could not do fuck all in the PDC and gets the chance for the grandslam. IT should be PDC only

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Post by Randall » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:07 pm

miguelking wrote:No way spastic throw cunt face Newton. Could not do fuck all in the PDC and gets the chance for the grandslam. IT should be PDC only
Faced with the very real threat of munters in it the way things are going.

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Post by miguelking » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:08 pm

If you get knocked out first round is it 4/5k? Thats just fuckin wrong.

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Post by Rogg » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:09 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:Can't wait for David Cameron and Craig Caldwell to show up and collect their prelim prize money as they have done for the past forever.

Caldwell couldn't even be bothered to enter the DPNZ Worlds qualifiers ffs.
Like cannibal said yesterday, you would wonder how low the money for prelim losers can go before international qualifiers decide they ain't coming at all (at which point, what's the point?). The world pro will finally sink to the levels of all other 'majors' in amateur darts. The horror.
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Post by miguelking » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:11 pm

Did Phil have his best record against hammer cunt? Its like 43/1 or something like that. Never forgot when hammer cunt spunked his load when winning against Phil in the players Champ. Total fuckin bottler always hated the cunt.

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Post by Tommo » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:43 pm

miguelking wrote:No way spastic throw cunt face Newton. Could not do fuck all in the PDC and gets the chance for the grandslam. IT should be PDC only

Correct.
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Post by Randall » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:56 pm

miguelking wrote:Did Phil have his best record against hammer cunt? Its like 43/1 or something like that. Never forgot when hammer cunt spunked his load when winning against Phil in the players Champ. Total fuckin bottler always hated the cunt.
Think that was scholten, dont think he ever beat Taylor.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Mon Aug 06, 2018 10:08 pm

Rogg wrote:
Fiss Plaps wrote:Can't wait for David Cameron and Craig Caldwell to show up and collect their prelim prize money as they have done for the past forever.

Caldwell couldn't even be bothered to enter the DPNZ Worlds qualifiers ffs.
Like cannibal said yesterday, you would wonder how low the money for prelim losers can go before international qualifiers decide they ain't coming at all (at which point, what's the point?). The world pro will finally sink to the levels of all other 'majors' in amateur darts. The horror.
Even looking at last year's qualifier list it was pretty horrendous.

Only Nilsson and Unterbuchner were any good (by BDO standards of course).

Harris-Uygunsozlu will live long in my memory for being absolutely appalling.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:19 am

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Rogg wrote:
Fiss Plaps wrote:Can't wait for David Cameron and Craig Caldwell to show up and collect their prelim prize money as they have done for the past forever.

Caldwell couldn't even be bothered to enter the DPNZ Worlds qualifiers ffs.
Like cannibal said yesterday, you would wonder how low the money for prelim losers can go before international qualifiers decide they ain't coming at all (at which point, what's the point?). The world pro will finally sink to the levels of all other 'majors' in amateur darts. The horror.
Even looking at last year's qualifier list it was pretty horrendous.

Only Nilsson and Unterbuchner were any good (by BDO standards of course).

Harris-Uygunsozlu will live long in my memory for being "a classic".
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Post by Mabbsy » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:46 am

Is there any confirmation that this shitfest will actually take place ?

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Post by Randall » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:10 pm

Mabbsy wrote:Is there any confirmation that this shitfest will actually take place ?
Hopefully not.

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Post by Rogg » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:53 pm

Just spotted Matt Clark at 77 :shock:

Big Darius could yet end up with a choice between piss pally and Ally Pally.
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Post by Rogg » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:56 pm

Mabbsy wrote:Is there any confirmation that this shitfest will actually take place ?
You are having a laugh! Don't even believe it when the tickets go on sale...
Apparently Mr Potter is a bit annoyed by rumours that it won't be at Lakeshite.
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