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The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTrophy

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 11:50 am
by Rogg
If there's something wrong with you, this is the thread for you.

Starts at 7 UK time tonight. Behold these treats. Tickets are still available.


19:00 Last 32 (6) Ross Montgomery v Daniel Day
19:30 Last 16 (3) Deta Hedman v Roz Bulmer
20;00 Last 32 (11) Gary Robson v Ryan Hogarth
20:30 Last 16 (6) Sharon Prins v Tricia Wright
21:00 Last 32 (14) Kyle McKinstry v Jon Worsley
21:30 Last 32 (3) Scott Mitchell v Pengiran Mohamed
22:00 Last 16 (2) Aileen de Graaf v Maria O'Brien
22:30 Last 32 (10) James Hurrell v Peter Machin

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 12:13 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Here we are then, final table ticket sales on the Guild Hall website (and also Skiddle as I was able to work out the sales there: a grand total of TWO)

Number in brackets is the change since Friday. The Thursday figure is not wrong - I double checked it.

Wednesday - 46 (up 19)
Thursday - 42 (DOWN 7!!)
Friday - 39 (up 18, includes 2 on Skiddle)
Sat afternoon - 24 (up 5)
Sat evening - 56 (up 8)
Sun afternoon - 12 (up 4)
Sun evening - 18 (up 3)

TOTAL = 237 (up 41)

The Welsh cinema had sold 301 by the morning of the first day and that was only for 4 sessions, so this has been even more of a catastrophe than that assuming they havent sold loads for the stands right at the back :DDD:

Take a bow, Sue Wayne and Des.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 12:16 pm
by Randall
Masochists and comedy lovers everywhere looking forward to it.
Except in Preston obviously

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 1:39 pm
by Rogg
The Ginge Reaper wrote:Sun afternoon - 12 (up 4)
Sun evening - 18 (up 3)
The whole thing is a general lol but I can't think of how to describe this.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 1:59 pm
by cannibal
This is a car wreck that you just can't not look at. Good job ginge on the tix counts, you are one obsessed father fucker lol

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:01 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
cannibal wrote:This is a car wreck that you just can't not look at. Good job ginge on the tix counts, you are one obsessed father fucker lol
Suppose it was either that or spending my evening last night putting 32 Tweets on my account with stats about all the male players in the field....

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:04 pm
by Rogg
The live stream (thanks to Zeyes) for those fortunate enough to have an ocean between themselves and the ensuing farce.
11 watching at the moment, the mind boggles.


Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:15 pm
by Rogg
Did we pack the curtainnnn


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Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:18 pm
by The Thorn
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
cannibal wrote:This is a car wreck that you just can't not look at. Good job ginge on the tix counts, you are one obsessed father fucker lol
Suppose it was either that or spending my evening last night putting 32 Tweets on my account with stats about all the male players in the field....
Hope you didn't fucking count those tweets

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:19 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
The Thorn wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
cannibal wrote:This is a car wreck that you just can't not look at. Good job ginge on the tix counts, you are one obsessed father fucker lol
Suppose it was either that or spending my evening last night putting 32 Tweets on my account with stats about all the male players in the field....
Hope you didn't fucking count those tweets
Nice try.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:27 pm
by cannibal
Rogg wrote:The live stream (thanks to Zeyes) for those fortunate enough to have an ocean between themselves and the ensuing farce.
11 watching at the moment, the mind boggles.

For those here enjoying self inflicted pain use google chrome with the add on hola. Set your country to non UK and you should be able to watch the YouTube must fine.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:36 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Oche having a seethe to the forum Twitter account about the sales numbers being posted there.

Thick as mince. Still doesn't realise about 10 people have the password to it...

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:17 pm
by The Thorn
Won't be able to watch tonight, crap. Maybe I can make it for the last game, Machin is one of the few I'd actually like to see and Hurrell ain't that bad either.
From Thursday onwards the proper darts is on and that obviously takes the priority.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:17 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Oh dear...Image

Guess where Dan Morris works? :D

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Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:42 pm
by Rogg
THE PDC DID IT IN 1994 DAMN YOUR EARS

Hours before kick off and it's still getting worse. What a boot in the balls for the few people who cared enough to pay to be there. There's yer loyalty. Best hope they don't read that.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:42 pm
by Randall
So if it's empty they officially can't give tickets away.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:43 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Rogg wrote:THE PDC DID IT IN 1994 DAMN YOUR EARS

Hours before kick off and it's still getting worse. What a boot in the balls for the few people who cared enough to pay to be there. There's yer loyalty. Best hope they don't read that.
Too late, some of the Fanatics have seen it and are fuming :D

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:57 pm
by Randall
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
Rogg wrote:THE PDC DID IT IN 1994 DAMN YOUR EARS

Hours before kick off and it's still getting worse. What a boot in the balls for the few people who cared enough to pay to be there. There's yer loyalty. Best hope they don't read that.
Too late, some of the Fanatics have seen it and are fuming :D
Share some of the seeth please :mrgreen:

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:58 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Randall wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
Rogg wrote:THE PDC DID IT IN 1994 DAMN YOUR EARS

Hours before kick off and it's still getting worse. What a boot in the balls for the few people who cared enough to pay to be there. There's yer loyalty. Best hope they don't read that.
Too late, some of the Fanatics have seen it and are fuming :D
Share some of the seeth please :mrgreen:
I'm not party to it im afraid, just going off what someone else said.

Re: The Grimmest Show on Earth 2018 - 'World' Darts CatasTro

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 4:05 pm
by Rogg
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
Rogg wrote:THE PDC DID IT IN 1994 DAMN YOUR EARS

Hours before kick off and it's still getting worse. What a boot in the balls for the few people who cared enough to pay to be there. There's yer loyalty. Best hope they don't read that.
Too late, some of the Fanatics have seen it and are fuming :D
I give up then. This 'Promoter' doesn't even know the name of the event. A nice touch.