2017 BDO Catas-Tophhy

[Justin Credible]

Where will it be held ?
What will be the prize money ?
Who will get the wildcards ?
Will it even be on TV ?

Hang on.....Will it even fuckin happen ?

[trainer]

Where will it be held ?
What will be the prize money ?
Who will get the wildcards ?
Will it even be on TV ?

Hang on.....Will it even fuckin happen ?

Will there be free hot dogs?

[Justin Credible]

THERE BETTER BE ON THE COACH THEY WILL BE LAYING ON FOR ME

[The Shank]

Where will it be held ?
What will be the prize money ?
Who will get the wildcards ?
Will it even be on TV ?

Hang on.....Will it even fuckin happen ?

Take a wild guess.
Very little.
Take a wild guess.
Shite channel no one watches.
Possibly.

[trainer]

Free bar #sultanofbrunei

[Dazzla501]

Free bar #sultanofbrunei

My uncle used to work for the Sultan of Brunei. True story. Missed a trick not trying to be the middle man between him and Deluxe!

[Sin]

Parletti, odds on to win the £100,000 bacon rashers first prize.

[Justin Credible]

[Hutchy72]

Look at the fucking plight of it.....a obese Green keeper that needs extra starch in his shirt and a snooker cue sliding down the back of it to keep the choking fat cunt upright, followed by a specimen so heinous it would make the fizzing stool sample of a dying Ebola victim vomit on contact.
Next comes another pitiful excuse for taking two seats up on a bus...defending champion, grave robbing necromancer and tub of goo that Bob Geldof would struggle to feed.
Last but not least the narcissistic bestiality practitioner that pollutes himself more often than Multiple Miggs and is wedged that far into the closet one of his cloven hooves is in Narnia.
DIGNITAS should be offered carte blanche to stream this event directly into the waiting rooms of their clinics on the off chance any of their perspective clientele are having second thoughts.

[Justin Credible]

reading this has been reportedly removed from the bdo calendar

[Randall]

Good.
Gives darts a bad name

[The Ginge Reaper]

Oche now up to three fish caught. You idiots

[Justin Credible]

hardly only said what was written elsewhere,

Never claimed it was true as I checked myself to see on the bdo website its truth and the bdo website only covers the coming weeks so have no way of knowing

[The Ginge Reaper]

You should know by now Oche isnt being serious most of the time, I checked out before steaming in with a reply thankfully

[Justin Credible]

You should know by now Oche isnt being serious most of the time, I checked out before steaming in with a reply thankfully

I know he is a retard,
If he said mars was made of cheese I could tell people he said it, dont mean you will believe it.

[M H]

Fact remains this still has a "TBA" against in on the BDO calendar, only three months away

[Justin Credible]

well yeah....hence my opening post

[Randall]

Pity

[Justin Credible]

still very much a good chance it wont be on telly, and a possibility it could be even cancelled.

Its hard to know what these morons in the bdo are doing, not sure they know themselves

[Tommo]

Pity the BDO.

No, fuck 'em.