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Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm
by Rogg
If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:27 pm
by Randall
The comparison to pdc v bdo split seems erroneous
Golfers are hardly struggling for events

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:38 pm
by Rogg
Yes a sport would need to be in the gutter for the darts analogy to apply.

The darts rebels were heroes. These golf cunts... well. They don't seem especially heroic from here.

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm
by tungsten tossers
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:55 pm
by Rogg
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski
Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:58 pm
by tungsten tossers
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:55 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski
Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.
Dream scenario for any of them tbh

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm
by The Thorn
Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:07 pm
by Rogg
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:58 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:55 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski
Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.
Dream scenario for any of them tbh
It's not quite the Seniors, admittedly...

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:10 pm
by tungsten tossers
The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level


Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:11 pm
by The Thorn
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:10 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level
Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings
Shitlock is doing just that anyway. And I give Coco a couple more years in the top 10 then he will fuck off

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:12 pm
by Randall
Players are being ripped apart

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:13 pm
by tungsten tossers
The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:11 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:10 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level
Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings
Shitlock is doing just that anyway. And I give Coco a couple more years in the top 10 then he will fuck off
If Jo lets him

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:15 pm
by tungsten tossers
Randall wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:12 pm Players are being ripped apart
I doubt that they will care too much

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:18 pm
by Randall
The Saudis are cunts but the west are happy to deal with and arm them so golf seems an odd thing to mount the high horse over

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:30 pm
by Rogg
Randall wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:12 pm Players are being ripped apart
I hope people are checking the firmness of their high ground first.

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:44 pm
by tungsten tossers
Randall wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:18 pm The Saudis are cunts but the west are happy to deal with and arm them so golf seems an odd thing to mount the high horse over
+1

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:46 pm
by TheMalteseDart
As a Newcastle fan the Saudi's are sound

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:49 pm
by The Thorn
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:46 pm I support homophobia, gender segregation and religious persecution
Ok.

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:54 pm
by TheMalteseDart
Whoosh

Re: Golf thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:55 pm
by The Thorn
No.