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Re: Golf thread

Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm

If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
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Re: Golf thread

Post by Randall » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:27 pm

The comparison to pdc v bdo split seems erroneous
Golfers are hardly struggling for events
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Re: Golf thread

Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:38 pm

Yes a sport would need to be in the gutter for the darts analogy to apply.

The darts rebels were heroes. These golf cunts... well. They don't seem especially heroic from here.
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Re: Golf thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm

Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski

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Re: Golf thread

Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:55 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski
Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.
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Re: Golf thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:58 pm

Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:55 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski
Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.
Dream scenario for any of them tbh

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Re: Golf thread

Post by The Thorn » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm

Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level
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Re: Golf thread

Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:07 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:58 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:55 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:48 pm
Rogg wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:24 pm If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.
He would be offski
Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.
Dream scenario for any of them tbh
It's not quite the Seniors, admittedly...
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Re: Golf thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:10 pm

The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level


Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings

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Re: Golf thread

Post by The Thorn » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:11 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:10 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level
Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings
Shitlock is doing just that anyway. And I give Coco a couple more years in the top 10 then he will fuck off
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Re: Golf thread

Post by Randall » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:12 pm

Players are being ripped apart
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Re: Golf thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:13 pm

The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:11 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:10 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:02 pm Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level
Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings
Shitlock is doing just that anyway. And I give Coco a couple more years in the top 10 then he will fuck off
If Jo lets him

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Re: Golf thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:15 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:12 pm Players are being ripped apart
I doubt that they will care too much

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Re: Golf thread

Post by Randall » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:18 pm

The Saudis are cunts but the west are happy to deal with and arm them so golf seems an odd thing to mount the high horse over
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Re: Golf thread

Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:30 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:12 pm Players are being ripped apart
I hope people are checking the firmness of their high ground first.
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Re: Golf thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:44 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:18 pm The Saudis are cunts but the west are happy to deal with and arm them so golf seems an odd thing to mount the high horse over
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Re: Golf thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:46 pm

As a Newcastle fan the Saudi's are sound
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Re: Golf thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:49 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:46 pm I support homophobia, gender segregation and religious persecution
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Re: Golf thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:54 pm

Whoosh
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Re: Golf thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:55 pm

No.
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