Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Chat and Gossip About Professional Darts and The More Farcical Successors To The BDO
Post Reply
User avatar
Randall
Site Admin
Posts: 185598
Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 2:59 pm
Location: On a hill surrounded by Indians (Leicester)
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Randall » Fri Oct 27, 2023 9:52 pm

Wasn't choking doubles tonight
Image

User avatar
Rogg
Posts: 65551
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:33 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Rogg » Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am

Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
not a girl

User avatar
Deadshot
Posts: 3666
Joined: Sat May 28, 2016 2:53 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Deadshot » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am

Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too

User avatar
The Thorn
Posts: 84361
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:36 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by The Thorn » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am

Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE

User avatar
Rogg
Posts: 65551
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:33 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Rogg » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:53 am

Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
There is always a place in our hearts for somebody who fits that description.
not a girl

User avatar
Dfc180
Posts: 4838
Joined: Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:08 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Dfc180 » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am

The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am
Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
He'd probably win the nordic tour with those averages :D

User avatar
The Thorn
Posts: 84361
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:36 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by The Thorn » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:05 am

Dfc180 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am
The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am
Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
He'd probably win the nordic tour with those averages :D
Dennis Nilsson just averaged 97 in the last round

Different gravy
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE

User avatar
DeepFriedRat
Posts: 11757
Joined: Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:42 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:05 am
Dfc180 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am
The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am
Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
He'd probably win the nordic tour with those averages :D
Dennis Nilsson just averaged 97 in the last round

Different gravy
Gentle reminder that Landman humiliated your beloved Scott Mitchell 9-2 in legs on his Ally Pally debut.

Also reached a final on the ProTour in 2023 and won the first Challenge Tour event of this year.

Let's see Nilsson do all those things
Image

Barney's chief slave. Also severely addicted to The Ferret.

An ultimate jamboree of Lord Hobo-loving, Sexy Joyce worshipping, Smudger smearing, Goldfingering, Beautiful Biscuit bonanza.

User avatar
The Thorn
Posts: 84361
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:36 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by The Thorn » Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:52 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:45 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:05 am
Dfc180 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am
The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am
Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am

Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
He'd probably win the nordic tour with those averages :D
Dennis Nilsson just averaged 97 in the last round

Different gravy
Gentle reminder that Landman humiliated your beloved Scott Mitchell 9-2 in legs on his Ally Pally debut.

Also reached a final on the ProTour in 2023 and won the first Challenge Tour event of this year.

Let's see Nilsson do all those things
No doubt Landman is the better player

But if this is all he can offer he shouldn't win Lakeside. And he won't
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE

User avatar
Deadshot
Posts: 3666
Joined: Sat May 28, 2016 2:53 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Deadshot » Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:27 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am
Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
Not that good... but better than the random mid 70s average Moldovian qualifiers in the PDC world cup you defend to the death

User avatar
sennafan24
Moderator
Posts: 34881
Joined: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:00 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by sennafan24 » Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:43 pm

Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:27 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am
Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:32 am Landmine at the piss palace, ongoing. Duff chinned a few match darts by all accounts.

Anyone else slow dancing with danger?
Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
Not that good... but better than the random mid 70s average Moldovian qualifiers in the PDC world cup you defend to the death
:lol: +1
oche balboa wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:58 am Would be a cold day in hell before you two have a disagreement. I thought you was the same person. perhaps you are brothers


Who knows....

Who cares.....

User avatar
sennafan24
Moderator
Posts: 34881
Joined: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:00 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by sennafan24 » Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:44 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:45 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:05 am
Dfc180 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am
The Thorn wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:45 am
Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:41 am

Landman survived the match darts then stormed up to the oche and took out 69 like it was nobodies business. basically just chucked darts at the board and took it out. I’d barely even noticed it before I heard the “game shot and the match”.

One of those mythical players in the making. In the first dart lands in the treble bed the rest will be greatness. If the first dart misses its speed jobbing time. His checkouts and doubles generally were great too
84, 88 and 86 averages so far

He is not that good
He'd probably win the nordic tour with those averages :D
Dennis Nilsson just averaged 97 in the last round

Different gravy
Gentle reminder that Landman humiliated your beloved Scott Mitchell 9-2 in legs on his Ally Pally debut.

Also reached a final on the ProTour in 2023 and won the first Challenge Tour event of this year.

Let's see Nilsson do all those things
:lol: +1
oche balboa wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:58 am Would be a cold day in hell before you two have a disagreement. I thought you was the same person. perhaps you are brothers


Who knows....

Who cares.....

User avatar
The Thorn
Posts: 84361
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:36 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by The Thorn » Sat Dec 09, 2023 3:43 pm

Fuck off
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE

Cooking with Sanchez
Posts: 12528
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 11:12 am

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:19 pm

You fuck off, you snivelling little cunt.
The Thorn wrote: Be honest Malt sometimes women deserve a slap or 2.


User avatar
Deadshot
Posts: 3666
Joined: Sat May 28, 2016 2:53 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Deadshot » Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:24 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:19 pm+0.5
+ (72/(18*4))

Think I've got that right

User avatar
Ross, Bob
Posts: 20017
Joined: Sun May 03, 2020 8:55 am
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:25 pm

Deadshot wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:24 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:19 pm+0.5
+ (72/(18*4))

Think I've got that right
Headache for Oche, there.
Image

Image

User avatar
TheMalteseDart
Moderator
Posts: 26910
Joined: Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:40 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:34 pm

Nilsson wouldn’t get near a card
Image

Cooking with Sanchez
Posts: 12528
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 11:12 am

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:11 pm

😂
The Thorn wrote: Be honest Malt sometimes women deserve a slap or 2.

User avatar
Rogg
Posts: 65551
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:33 pm
Contact:

Re: Survived a match dart against them and won the tournament

Post by Rogg » Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:36 am

Culley fluffs two darts at d18 to beat Humph in the last 16...
not a girl

Post Reply
Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], Dfc180, Google [Bot], Greipel, Semrush [Bot], tungsten tossers and 15 guests