van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

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MVG vs Bristow play eachother 100 times.

MVG wins more than 50 times
21
39%
Bristow wins more than 50 times
33
61%
 
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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:23 pm

I had a 110 average a super league a couple of times. I am the best in the world.
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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:31 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote:I had a 110 average a super league a couple of times. I am the best in the world.
there we have it proof.

Averages mean everything.

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Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:39 pm

Cheers pal.
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Post by Mabbsy » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:06 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote:Cheers pal.
How did you get on against me in the DF Jobberfest a few years back ?

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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by M H » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:07 pm

Ignoring the obvious trolling MvG v Bristow is a decent discussion. That said anyone who witnessed the pure outrageous confidence of Bristow at his peak would agree he'd pocket MvG without breaking sweat.

Bristow was the undisputed king of mind games, makes Taylor look like an amateur
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:08 pm

Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote:Cheers pal.
How did you get on against me in the trollsrus Jobberfest a few years back ?
I don't want to talk about it, Mr Pipe! :lol:
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:09 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote:
Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote:Cheers pal.
How did you get on against me in the trollsrus Jobberfest a few years back ?
I don't want to talk about it, Mr Pipe! :lol:

well said.

Sanchez being "professional " there
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Post by Mabbsy » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:09 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote:
Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote:Cheers pal.
How did you get on against me in the trollsrus Jobberfest a few years back ?
I don't want to talk about it, Mr Pipe! :lol:
Pocketed :lol:

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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:11 pm

Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote:
Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote:Cheers pal.
How did you get on against me in the trollsrus Jobberfest a few years back ?
I don't want to talk about it, Mr Pipe! :lol:
Pocketed :lol:
Was always my Achilles heel. Lost way too many matches to slow players.

Except the one against Ted, but I don't like to talk about it :D
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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by Mabbsy » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:12 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote:
Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote:
Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote:Cheers pal.
How did you get on against me in the trollsrus Jobberfest a few years back ?
I don't want to talk about it, Mr Pipe! :lol:
Pocketed :lol:
Was always my Achilles heel. Lost way too many matches to slow players.

Except the one against Ted, but I don't like to talk about it :D
Rhythmical, not slow :o

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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:14 pm

Mabbsy wrote:
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Was always my Achilles heel. Lost way too many matches to slow players.

Except the one against Ted, but I don't like to talk about it :D
Rhythmical, not slow :o
he meant mentally :lol: :lol:
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Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:18 pm

I'd never bad mouth someone on an internet forum :D
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:19 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote:I'd never bad mouth someone on an internet forum :D

quoted for future reference :lol:
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Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:19 pm

Cunt! :D
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:20 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote:Cunt! :D

Thank you Champ
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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by KingMervtheFirst » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:53 pm

Adding a further point to the averages debate, John Walton achieved a higher tournament average at Lakeside 2001 than Bristow achieved in any of his five wins. Obviously John Walton is the household darting name of the two while Bristow is known only to people who follow darts regularly.

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Post by darts1000 » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:59 pm

MVG would tear Bristow a new asshole and everyone here knows it.
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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by Lister of Smeg » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:03 pm

darts1000 wrote:MVG would tear Bristow a new asshole and everyone here knows it.
Yep. That's right.

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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by The Shank » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:05 pm

darts1000 wrote:MVG would tear Bristow a new asshole and everyone here knows it.
So would a big black dildo.

Bristow is still a better player than a big black dildo.

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Re: van Gerwen vs Eric Bristow play eachother 100 times

Post by darts1000 » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:07 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:
darts1000 wrote:MVG would tear Bristow a new asshole and everyone here knows it.
Yep. That's right.

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