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Post by Zeyes » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:01 pm

Got my vote!

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Post by Potter's Lake » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:15 pm

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am

Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
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Post by bullseye » Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:36 am

Randall wrote:
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:27 am

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am
Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
With the games popularity expanding worldwide this is a great idea.
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Post by whereisman » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:31 am

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am
Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
Of course some mushroom thinks that the main problem in the BDO is FOREIGN SCUM...

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Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:52 pm

whereisman wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:31 am
Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am
Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
Of course some mushroom thinks that the main problem in the BDO is FOREIGN SCUM...
That guy might fancy himself for those "three guaranteed tv events" if all the foreigners get punted out: http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerDe ... rKey=15250

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Post by whereisman » Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:59 pm

Zeyes wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:52 pm
whereisman wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:31 am
Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am
Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
Of course some mushroom thinks that the main problem in the BDO is FOREIGN SCUM...
That guy might fancy himself for those "three guaranteed tv events" if all the foreigners get punted out: http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerDe ... rKey=15250
Looks like this cunt Brexited before it was even a thing...

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Post by cannibal » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:22 pm

SuperSwede wrote:
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I can see Uncle Barry putting both an England and Japan Ladies team in the World Cup, wouldn't be against it myself.
ffs you do spout some stupid shit.
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Post by whereisman » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:33 pm

SuperSwede wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:18 am
I can see Uncle Barry putting both an England and Japan Ladies team in the World Cup, wouldn't be against it myself.
The whole value of the women's game to the PDC at the moment is in the individuals, the last competition that would be affected by this is the world cup.

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Post by Gidra » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:52 am

Randall wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:27 am
Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am
Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
With the games popularity expanding worldwide this is a great idea.
This way no foreign scum will steal our ranking points
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Post by cannibal » Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:45 pm

This one made me chuckle:
"Just curious, without any sponsors or sponsor money’s.
What is the average price of attending Q School - flights.
The school, room and board or does the price of school include room and board? Thanks"

ffs it isn't a real school you plonker. Avg flight price isn't going to tell you dick as people flying in from all across the globe.
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Post by Randall » Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:47 pm

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Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:49 pm

I omce saw someone that thought the snooker Qschool was a place to find the best Cue so it could be worse.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:33 pm

Found by tsod... wow.



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Post by whereisman » Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:34 pm

cannibal wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:45 pm
This one made me chuckle:
"Just curious, without any sponsors or sponsor money’s.
What is the average price of attending Q School - flights.
The school, room and board or does the price of school include room and board? Thanks"

ffs it isn't a real school you plonker. Avg flight price isn't going to tell you dick as people flying in from all across the globe.
Does it also include an awkwardly fitting blazer and a badly tied tie?

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Post by SuperSwede » Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:23 pm

cannibal wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:22 pm
SuperSwede wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:18 am
I can see Uncle Barry putting both an England and Japan Ladies team in the World Cup, wouldn't be against it myself.
ffs you do spout some stupid shit.
So you don't like the idea fella?

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Post by cannibal » Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:13 pm

Between stupidswede and thegimp there isn't a player who ever picked up a dart that one of these two thought was going to be a prospect..well at least for them to rim. Throw enough shit at the wall some of it will stick.
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Post by SuperSwede » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:29 pm

cannibal wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:13 pm
Between stupidswede and thegimp there isn't a player who ever picked up a dart that one of these two thought was going to be a prospect..well at least for them to rim. Throw enough shit at the wall some of it will stick.
Better than being an obnoxious, angry and miserable cunt surely? I wouldn't know, you tell me. You seem experienced in that field.

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