The Brown Bread thread

[tungsten tossers]

Don’t worry, Randy.
I don’t know who she is either but I do know the song.

Have you jerked off to her or not!

He has, or he’s gay.

I definitely had a few wanks over the video above. Especially while pleasuring my aunt it was really nice.

Did she feel it?

[tungsten tossers]

Doddie Weir, 52, former Scotland RU player

[The Thorn]

Don’t worry, Randy.
I don’t know who she is either but I do know the song.

Have you jerked off to her or not!

He has, or he’s gay.

I definitely had a few wanks over the video above. Especially while pleasuring my aunt it was really nice.

Did she feel it?

No she didn't. Well she's been dead for a couple years but I take what I can get

[tungsten tossers]

Have you jerked off to her or not!

He has, or he’s gay.

I definitely had a few wanks over the video above. Especially while pleasuring my aunt it was really nice.

Did she feel it?

No she didn't. Well she's been dead for a couple years but I take what I can get

Best thing for her then...she didn't have to feel that fat gut bouncing against her

[The Thorn]

He has, or he’s gay.

I definitely had a few wanks over the video above. Especially while pleasuring my aunt it was really nice.

Did she feel it?

No she didn't. Well she's been dead for a couple years but I take what I can get

Best thing for her then...she didn't have to feel that fat gut bouncing against her

Don't you worry. She's got plenty when she was still alive the slag!

[tungsten tossers]

I definitely had a few wanks over the video above. Especially while pleasuring my aunt it was really nice.

Did she feel it?

No she didn't. Well she's been dead for a couple years but I take what I can get

Best thing for her then...she didn't have to feel that fat gut bouncing against her

Don't you worry. She's got plenty when she was still alive the slag!

Not from you though, you're still a virgin when it comes to living, breathing females

[The Thorn]

Did she feel it?

No she didn't. Well she's been dead for a couple years but I take what I can get

Best thing for her then...she didn't have to feel that fat gut bouncing against her

Don't you worry. She's got plenty when she was still alive the slag!

Not from you though, you're still a virgin when it comes to living, breathing females

She wasnt a female

[tungsten tossers]

No she didn't. Well she's been dead for a couple years but I take what I can get

Best thing for her then...she didn't have to feel that fat gut bouncing against her

Don't you worry. She's got plenty when she was still alive the slag!

Not from you though, you're still a virgin when it comes to living, breathing females

She wasnt a female

[The Thorn]

Best thing for her then...she didn't have to feel that fat gut bouncing against her

Don't you worry. She's got plenty when she was still alive the slag!

Not from you though, you're still a virgin when it comes to living, breathing females

She wasnt a female

Was an intersex androgynous trans man. But she did use female pronouns

[Tommo]

A joke: A mate of mine told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart ?"
He said " Her brother's got a moustache."

[tungsten tossers]

Fernando Gomes, 66, Portuguese footballer

[tungsten tossers]

David Murray, 72, former West Indies wicket keeper

[Randall]

David Murray, 72, former West Indies wicket keeper

Rip

[Barrysmore]

Jiang Zemin, 96. Leader of China.

Great man and gone too soon.

[tungsten tossers]

Clarence Gilyard, 66, US actor, CHiPS, Matlock and Walker, Texas Ranger

[Barrysmore]

Sheila Vogel-Coupe, 93, British prostitute.

At one point, the oldest sex worker in the world.

[The Thorn]

Sheila Vogel-Coupe, 93, British prostitute.

At one point, the oldest sex worker in the world.

Where is she buried? Just out of interest

[Barrysmore]

Sheila Vogel-Coupe, 93, British prostitute.

At one point, the oldest sex worker in the world.

Where is she buried? Just out of interest

Given she only pegged it yesterday, I imagine she's still somewhat fresh on ice. However, she was charging £250 an hour - so better start saving quick.

[Pigpen]

Christine McVie
79
Fleetwood Mac

[The Thorn]

"Nope"