Any good books - sponsored by Randall

[Jimmi]

Had 100s of the damn thing

Couldn’t shift them?

Nobody has heard of it in Leicester

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

[tungsten tossers]

Couldn’t shift them?

Nobody has heard of it in Leicester

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

Randy and party shouldn't be in the same sentence

[Randall]

Boycie

Classic sketch

Bought this off Amazon a few weeks ago to read over Christmas. Some great stuff in it.
John Sullivan was a true genius.

Had 100s of the damn thing

Couldn’t shift them?

All gone I think
That and the 12 dels of Christmas were cushty

[Jimmi]

Classic sketch

Bought this off Amazon a few weeks ago to read over Christmas. Some great stuff in it.
John Sullivan was a true genius.

Had 100s of the damn thing

Couldn’t shift them?

All gone I think
That and the 12 dels of Christmas were cushty

Ah, yeah, seen the 12 Dels one in shops this year

[Ross, Bob]

Reading a few. Nice.

[Jimmi]

Nobody has heard of it in Leicester

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

Randy and party shouldn't be in the same sentence

Not since 1932

[Randall]

Bought this off Amazon a few weeks ago to read over Christmas. Some great stuff in it.
John Sullivan was a true genius.

Had 100s of the damn thing

Couldn’t shift them?

All gone I think
That and the 12 dels of Christmas were cushty

Ah, yeah, seen the 12 Dels one in shops this year

Bought that you got this half price at some point over xmas

[Jimmi]

Had 100s of the damn thing

Couldn’t shift them?

All gone I think
That and the 12 dels of Christmas were cushty

Ah, yeah, seen the 12 Dels one in shops this year

Bought that you got this half price at some point over xmas

Think this was a tenner off Amazon.
Not sure how much the 12 Dels was.

[tungsten tossers]

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

Randy and party shouldn't be in the same sentence

Not since 1932

[tungsten tossers]

[tungsten tossers]

[Randall]

Couldn’t shift them?

Nobody has heard of it in Leicester

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

He is long gone
The cunt with the dog who never stops burping moved in

[tungsten tossers]

Nobody has heard of it in Leicester

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

He is long gone
The cunt with the dog who never stops burping moved in

The dog or the cunt?

[Randall]

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

He is long gone
The cunt with the dog who never stops burping moved in

The dog or the cunt?

Barking.
Ffs

[tungsten tossers]

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

He is long gone
The cunt with the dog who never stops burping moved in

The dog or the cunt?

Barking.
Ffs

The dog or the cunt?

[Jimmi]

Nobody has heard of it in Leicester

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

He is long gone
The cunt with the dog who never stops burping moved in

If it makes you feel better my neighbour’s French Bulldog is the same.
In the summer she just leaves him out there and he barks at fuck all and it’s very annoying.

[tungsten tossers]

Are they still living before the time of 1981?

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

He is long gone
The cunt with the dog who never stops burping moved in

If it makes you feel better my neighbour’s French Bulldog is the same.
In the summer she just leaves him out there and he barks at fuck all and it’s very annoying.

At least he doesn't burp

[Jimmi]

No one is English other than Randy

Even his neighbour is South African or was?
But I think Randy might have neutralised him after the many parties during lockdown.

He is long gone
The cunt with the dog who never stops burping moved in

If it makes you feel better my neighbour’s French Bulldog is the same.
In the summer she just leaves him out there and he barks at fuck all and it’s very annoying.

At least he doesn't burp

He doesn’t but I’d rather that, would be a hell of a lot quieter.

[Randall]

They literally go out all night and leave it

[The Ginge Reaper]

Poppy is a good girl, and never barks. Well, until she hears the bin lorry outside. And up trees at squirrels.